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10/12/2006 03:27:26 AM · #1 |
You know them, you've said them to yourself, you just never had the guts to hit submit. Now's your chance!
Let's see your top 5 comments you wanted to add to an image here, or anywhere for that matter, that something went terribly wrong in post-processing or when the shutter clicked.
Let's have fun, but keep it clean and please, no names or hints to identify anyone!
I'll start:
1) WTF?
2) 17 layers of Neat Image would have been enough.
3) I've never seen grass that color before.
4) Are her eyes Radioactive?
5) This doesn't even look like a picture anymore - did you mean to do that?
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10/12/2006 03:38:32 AM · #2 |
What ever you were going for you missed... by a LONG shot.. I dunno lol
Take your camera and go home ^_^
Im sick of seeing bad snapshots of grand kids..1 ^_^ >.>
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 03:39:20.
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10/12/2006 03:40:52 AM · #3 |
whoa and I thought I was bad (quickly followed by am I that bad?)
Dude, what were you thinking, clearly you werent!
They seem to be my main ones
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10/12/2006 03:44:40 AM · #4 |
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10/12/2006 03:53:56 AM · #5 |
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10/12/2006 03:55:25 AM · #6 |
- You mean the first 3 ribbons you got with this shot wasn't enough?
- Wow those colors. Did you tweak the gamma rays also?
- Boring
- I really love the creativity here. Not.
- You do know this wasn't a straight out of the camera challenge, right?
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10/12/2006 03:55:37 AM · #7 |
few tips to improve this photo,
dodge & burn 100%,
mask image, do NOT unmask. |
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10/12/2006 03:58:53 AM · #8 |
You are to photography what Paris Hilton is to Mensa
If I were a vet I would have to put that picture out of its misery and shoot it
This picture adds a whole new dimension to the term "dull"
If a picture paints a thousand words then you are clearly illiterate
Is it too late to get a refund on your new camera?
Just a few thoughts :-) |
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10/12/2006 04:17:18 AM · #9 |
Originally posted by obsidian:
[i]You are to photography what Paris Hilton is to Mensa |
I had to search to know who Paris Hilton is, but this is a good one! |
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10/12/2006 04:25:30 AM · #10 |
Carefully put your camera back in its box. Post it back to the shop and never touch a camera again.
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10/12/2006 04:28:50 AM · #11 |
A few from me:
Maybe it's time for you to take the next lesson in basic photography: "How to focus"
Even though its called a "point and shoot" camera, it doesn't mean that you does points and shoot...
Next time try to look in the wiewfinder before you press the button...
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10/12/2006 04:36:33 AM · #12 |
| I bet that looked good in your head. |
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10/12/2006 04:37:51 AM · #13 |
"This sucks pooch!"
...actually I just learned that phrase today. :)
Here are some I have actually typed and then deleted before clicking post:
"I'm sorry to see the results of your stomach flu. Hope the vomiting subsides soon."
"It might not be too late to get a refund on your membership"
"Cute pic. Now give Mommy hew camewa back." |
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10/12/2006 04:56:24 AM · #14 |
Ahh! another entry for the Unrelatedness Challenge - 'Cats and Photography'
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10/12/2006 05:00:17 AM · #15 |
1) 'Whisky Tango Foxtrot' pretty much covers it
2) Um, Yeah.
3) His/her skin looks like it is melting or was fired in a kiln. Back off on the Neat Image/Noise Ninja!
4) ROFLMAO @ You!
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10/12/2006 05:04:44 AM · #16 |
| You're obviously new. Your DQ email fron SC will explain all. |
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10/12/2006 05:05:25 AM · #17 |
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10/12/2006 05:07:47 AM · #18 |
Originally posted by yanko:
- You mean the first 3 ribbons you got with this shot wasn't enough? |
LOL. Oh, that's cruel. Very, very true, but cruel all the same. |
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10/12/2006 05:09:56 AM · #19 |
| oh it's that blasted plant again... |
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10/12/2006 05:15:04 AM · #20 |
oh yeah ... "nice" photo but .... peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep_______________
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10/12/2006 05:15:19 AM · #21 |
this wasnt my response, but its worth repeating.
Aaaaarrrrrggggh! at first I thought that my computer had accidentally loaded two pics at once. Then I realised that someone had somehow barfed right on my screen. Now I'm all disoriented and falling down. |
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10/12/2006 07:21:17 AM · #22 |
Wow, so many good ones it's hard to think of anything new.... okay, how about:
- Dude, clean your sensor!
- Now what were you aiming for with that?!?
- You know, just a little sharpening goes a long way!
- Holy Neat Image, Batman!
- Did you crop her fingers on purpose?
- I really like how you centered her face right in the middle of the picture.
- Ummm.... what is it?!?
- Tell me, how does a nude fit THIS challenge?!?
- Did you really mean to put half her face in the sunlight?
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10/12/2006 07:24:43 AM · #23 |
Viewing this was a waste of my time and I should charge you for it.
Could be a comment on at least 40% in every challenge.
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10/12/2006 07:29:58 AM · #24 |
going with this theme:
Do you have anything original you'd like to add, or were you just going to make exact replicas of ALL the past ribbon winners.
Originally posted by yanko:
- You mean the first 3 ribbons you got with this shot wasn't enough?
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10/12/2006 08:27:00 AM · #25 |
Originally posted by rinac:
omfg |
I laughed so hard on this one ...
I can just imagine the expression when you say this.... |
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