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10/12/2006 04:17:51 PM · #126 |
Originally posted by karmat:
just a friendly reminder from your local site council,
While this thread is absolutely hilarious, I just want to make sure that everyone knows these are comments we would like to leave, but never have. Not comments we may have received or actually given.
Thank you and back to your regularly scheduled thread. |
Would it be better if I created a new thread entitled, "Post your most blunt off the cuff comments" ?
Lighten up.
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10/12/2006 04:29:32 PM · #127 |
Some of the comments I have received to my face while showing my portfolio to Art Directors:
"You should put down your camera and go back to work at McDonalds."
"This is crap. Who's next?"
"Come back when you figure out how your camera works."
There were many others, but these stood out.
Some comments I have contemplated leaving on some really terrible shots here (but never did and never would)
"Next time, read your camera's manual."
"You have to be smarter than your camera."
"Well, someone has to finish last..."
"Dull." |
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10/12/2006 04:35:24 PM · #128 |
Originally posted by karmabreeze:
"So nice to see proof that having a high-end DSLR doesn't automatically mean you suddenly start shooting masterpieces. I feel much better about my $200 point and shoot now." |
Absolutely correct. Everyone with a camera is not an Ansel Adams just as not everyone who can write is a William Faulkner. Those that have a good eye and can 'see' a good shot and take it are gifted in that area.
Using SLR equipment just takes practice as you have a lot more flexibility (generally speaking) of what can be done with the equipment. That is why they call one a "point and shoot" (little to no prep needed and the camera does the work for you). The SLR gives you more creative control and with that control can come a superb image or a really really crappy one. I know my learning curve is huge as I've just gotten into the SLR scene. Having fun with it, but I'm out of my league with a number of photographers on this site. For me, the goal is to become happy with my skill set so I'm working on that.
I love my point and shoot and it takes great quality photos, but you can do some really cool things with SLRs and you're right, it doesn't have to be the Cadillac of equipment.
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10/12/2006 05:08:19 PM · #129 |
"this is not a visual scavenger hunt - it's a photo contest"
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10/12/2006 05:21:58 PM · #130 |
among the many that others have posted already :
- your photo gives snapshots a bad name
- no. just... no.
- i'd like 1 minute of my life back please...
- a cat! i love cats... especially in stir fry
- next time, copy the challenge description to //translate.google.com
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10/12/2006 05:26:50 PM · #131 |
Originally posted by dallasdux:
. . . . just as not everyone who can write is a William Faulkner. |
Thanks goodness for that!
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10/12/2006 05:31:28 PM · #132 |
Originally posted by karmat:
just a friendly reminder from your local site council,
While this thread is absolutely hilarious, I just want to make sure that everyone knows these are comments we would like to leave, but never have. Not comments we may have received or actually given.
Thank you and back to your regularly scheduled thread. |
Damn - and I have been trying some of these out today - ooops
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 17:32:01.
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10/12/2006 05:32:16 PM · #133 |
Originally posted by rswank:
Originally posted by karmat:
just a friendly reminder from your local site council,
While this thread is absolutely hilarious, I just want to make sure that everyone knows these are comments we would like to leave, but never have. Not comments we may have received or actually given.
Thank you and back to your regularly scheduled thread. |
Would it be better if I created a new thread entitled, "Post your most blunt off the cuff comments" ?
Lighten up. |
Sorry if I offended you in some way. I was simply posting a reminder for someone who may have joined the party late, and wasn't sure of the "rules" of the thread.
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10/12/2006 05:33:02 PM · #134 |
Originally posted by Falc:
Damn - and I have been trying some of these out today - ooops
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Yes, I see that ;)
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10/12/2006 05:33:04 PM · #135 |
| Your wording and reminder were just fine, my dear. :-) |
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10/12/2006 05:33:18 PM · #136 |
Originally posted by Falc:
Originally posted by karmat:
just a friendly reminder from your local site council,
While this thread is absolutely hilarious, I just want to make sure that everyone knows these are comments we would like to leave, but never have. Not comments we may have received or actually given.
Thank you and back to your regularly scheduled thread. |
Damn - and I have been trying some of these out today - ooops
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yea, well, i deserved it, probably. :)
oh wait, I don't have a picture in right now. nevermind
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10/12/2006 06:04:02 PM · #137 |
I like the idea of a photo roast, give us your worst, and vote backwards the wost image wins the challange and the more neg comments the better, a great stress relif for the thick skinned bitter people in the world :)
1)Wow that almost looks like a real person
2) Oh good a pick of something that looks naughty how old are you 12?
3) Eeek lay off the sharp and shhot something diffrent for a change, this looks alot like the last winning entry just with more sharpening applied.
4)if the image has to have a title to make it fit the challange then don't.
5)There are some things in life I simply do not want to see, so why did you take a picture of it.
6) wow I never expected to see a flower in this challange.
7)you really should not do that to your camera, it might break.
8) Ok so you are really good in photoshop, but this is a photography contest not photo editing and painting
9)dude, thats like not even funny
10) Theres a thing called tast, try using some next time
11) Most people like it when you use DOF to isolate your subject instead of isolating your BG
12) did you look at this first? |
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10/12/2006 06:14:03 PM · #138 |
Originally posted by digitalknight:
"this is not a visual scavenger hunt - it's a photo contest" |
oooo can I use that one??
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10/12/2006 06:15:39 PM · #139 |
| Don't blame it on Trolls - your photo REALLY is that Bad! |
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10/12/2006 06:33:58 PM · #140 |
Originally posted by dallasdux:
[quote=LucidLotus] Definitely couldn't really use these but I can't resist when its just for fun:
To save time I'll comment on what I think went right with this image: ... |
I've seen photos with commentors using a variation of this: "First let me say what was good about this..."
[quote=LucidLotus]
Heh yeah but in this case that's ALL you put, implying there isn't anything right with it. ;)
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10/12/2006 06:36:56 PM · #141 |
Here are some that pop off the top of my head, and I'm really not a mean person:
- I'm all for thinking outside the box, but some things should stay in the box (tightly sealed with duct tape)
- Your kid really is a cutie, maybe the cutest kid I've EVER seen, but you could have wiped the snot/eye crust/food off his/her face before you took this
- Thank you very much for this, now it's burned permanently into my retina
- wtf were you thinking (and I'm sure this has been mentioned but I think it bears mentioning again (and again and again)
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 22:28:40. |
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10/12/2006 06:38:17 PM · #142 |
From one of the Team Suck (patent applied for) threads:
You put the fart in artsy fartsy. |
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10/12/2006 06:46:04 PM · #143 |
Well, at least I know that my entry hasn't reach the top of the suck scale.
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10/12/2006 06:54:41 PM · #144 |
eh, nevermind
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 19:40:46. |
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10/12/2006 08:16:38 PM · #145 |
- Call 1-800-REF-UNDS, press option 1 for camera and give the Representative the link to this picture; they'll understand!
- OK, I think adobe goal was for their product to enhance a good photo, not to resurrect a dead one.
- See what you done – you made my baby cry!
- That’s not processing, that’s a problem!
- If this was golf, you just got a hole-in-1
- This is why I need a Xanax® before voting
- Bump to 1 because there’s no 0.
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 21:00:22.
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10/12/2006 08:17:30 PM · #146 |
"Next time, just leave the lenscap on."
"You know, you don't have to enter every challenge. If you don't have a photo that is on-topic, skip a week."
"A new term for you - It's called FOCUS" |
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10/12/2006 09:57:25 PM · #147 |
Wow, someone finally figured out how to attach a lens to their asshole.
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10/12/2006 10:15:28 PM · #148 |
| you should password protect your computer so your three year old doesn't post in your name |
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10/12/2006 10:17:45 PM · #149 |
Originally posted by rswank:
Wow, someone finally figured out how to attach a lens to their asshole. |
OMG... ROFLMAO!
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10/12/2006 10:22:02 PM · #150 |
"I love your composition. The way you have positioned your grandson and your cat against the macro flower is wonderful"
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