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10/12/2006 10:29:20 AM · #51 |
| And Falc, you're a dear for actually hitting the submit button on yours. :-) |
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10/12/2006 10:34:44 AM · #52 |
This is the most unartful image I've ever seen.
Were you drunk?
Blurred, bad lighting, oh, and her butt is fat.
I like your title, but your image sucks.
Please please go away - I may never be the same after looking at this.
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10/12/2006 10:36:57 AM · #53 |
Originally posted by obsidian:
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[i]You are to photography what Paris Hilton is to Mensa
I had to search to know who Paris Hilton is, but this is a good one!
 crayon
I had to search Mensa ;p |
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10/12/2006 10:47:54 AM · #54 |
Definitely couldn't really use these but I can't resist when its just for fun:
No.
F-
I call do over.
To save time I'll comment on what I think went right with this image: ...
I love the border but everything inside it needs work.
This again?
Right. Now go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
I bet you're going to complain that no one appreciates out of the box thinking when the challenge is over, aren't you?
I'll pretend that you meant for the photo to look like this, and you can pretend I voted it higher than a 3.
Hahahahahahaha.. oh.. you're serious..
Heh, this is a fun thread. Almost theraputic. ;)
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10/12/2006 10:48:28 AM · #55 |
Oh yuk - looking at this is actually going to leave a mark!
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10/12/2006 10:52:37 AM · #56 |
Why, exactly, am I being asked to look at this?
Oh, god! Not another __________________ (insert photo-cliche of the week).
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10/12/2006 11:06:19 AM · #57 |
Originally posted by LucidLotus:
Definitely couldn't really use these but I can't resist when its just for fun:
To save time I'll comment on what I think went right with this image: ... |
I've seen photos with commentors using a variation of this: "First let me say what was good about this..."
Originally posted by LucidLotus:
I'll pretend that you meant for the photo to look like this, and you can pretend I voted it higher than a 3. |
LOL. Great one!
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10/12/2006 11:14:47 AM · #58 |
I bet you're going to complain that no one appreciates out of the box thinking when the challenge is over, aren't you?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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10/12/2006 11:17:54 AM · #59 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
"Cute pic. Now give Mommy hew camewa back." |
Thanks Ken...
Now I need to get back to wiping the beer off my monitor...
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10/12/2006 11:23:15 AM · #60 |
Originally posted by Melethia:
And Falc, you're a dear for actually hitting the submit button on yours. :-) |
Hahaha - got to use some of these ;-)
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10/12/2006 11:23:26 AM · #61 |
ok -- i've read em all
now your assignment is go look at your own portfolio ..
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10/12/2006 11:29:18 AM · #62 |
Originally posted by Falc:
Originally posted by Melethia:
And Falc, you're a dear for actually hitting the submit button on yours. :-) |
Hahaha - got to use some of these ;-) |
No, seriously, you gave me one in a current challenge that *so* goes here, and really is appropriate to my shot. I'll paraphrase to preserve anonymity on my shot from everyone else (though you'll now know which one it is):
Ahh yes the __________. Its an approach many people have taken.... In all but one or two cases the technique hasn't really worked.
Definitely marked it as "helpful" and have to say it's one that can be applied liberally and often. :-) |
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10/12/2006 11:33:31 AM · #63 |
Originally posted by Jutilda:
This is the most unartful image I've ever seen.
Were you drunk?
Blurred, bad lighting, oh, and her butt is fat.
I like your title, but your image sucks.
Please please go away - I may never be the same after looking at this. |
lol, Judy... after seeing the loads of beautiful comments you give out to everybody (much appreciated btw), it's hard to believe there's a more sinister side to you. :-) |
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10/12/2006 11:38:14 AM · #64 |
Originally posted by Melethia:
Originally posted by Falc:
Originally posted by Melethia:
And Falc, you're a dear for actually hitting the submit button on yours. :-) |
Hahaha - got to use some of these ;-) |
No, seriously, you gave me one in a current challenge that *so* goes here, and really is appropriate to my shot. I'll paraphrase to preserve anonymity on my shot from everyone else (though you'll now know which one it is):
Ahh yes the __________. Its an approach many people have taken.... In all but one or two cases the technique hasn't really worked.
Definitely marked it as "helpful" and have to say it's one that can be applied liberally and often. :-) |
I have to admit this thread has affected my commenting today - I haven't laughed so much in ages ;-)
I hope everyone takes the comments as well as you !!
I'm working my way thru everyone
You have rated 56 of 185 images (30%) in this challenge.
You have commented on 56 images (30%) in this challenge.
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 11:43:29.
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10/12/2006 11:43:31 AM · #65 |
Originally posted by kdsprog:
Originally posted by BradP:
You know them, you've said them to yourself, you just never had the guts to hit submit.
1) WTF?
2) 17 layers of Neat Image would have been enough.
3) I've never seen grass that color before.
4) Are her eyes Radioactive?
5) This doesn't even look like a picture anymore - did you mean to do that? |
What do you mean never had the guts to hit submit? I've had all these comments, and probably most of the one's that have been listed, plus worse. ;P |
I've definitely had the 'radioactive eyes' one before. :D
I don't have any comments I haven't had the guts to give, cause.. umm..
I've given them
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10/12/2006 11:47:47 AM · #66 |
Originally posted by ralph:
ok -- i've read em all
now your assignment is go look at your own portfolio .. |
[quickly checking my portfolio for naked women...] |
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10/12/2006 11:52:19 AM · #67 |
1)I'd like to buy an airline ticket, travel to your home and kick you in the butt for this shot.
2)Now this is what I call a creative use of DOF
3)People have been lined up and shot for less than this.
4)How I wish I could give you a 10, a -10.
5)Were you stoned?
6)I really hope you win a ribbon with this shot, it'll give so much hope to all the other crappy shots in this challenge.
7)Hope you're feeling better
8)How I hope this was a joke
9)I didn't know chimps could use a camera
10)Did you really mean to enter this shot
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10/12/2006 11:57:15 AM · #68 |
All the rest have been close to what I think from time to time.
My favorite comment that I DO give:
" //www.dpchallenge.com/tutorial.php?TUTORIAL_ID=26 "
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10/12/2006 11:57:37 AM · #69 |
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10/12/2006 12:08:49 PM · #70 |
| This photo needs a lot of cropping done on it but my spelling sucks and I think it's spelled with an "A" |
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10/12/2006 12:13:04 PM · #71 |
One more....
Hmmmm, this reminds me of something, something I saw while walking my dog....oh yes....
I'll leave the rest to your imagination
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10/12/2006 12:15:30 PM · #72 |
An actual comment I have received:
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10/12/2006 12:20:15 PM · #73 |
1. Haven't I seen a forum thread about this shot?
2. Ya know, Neat Image does have settings below 500%.
3. There's artistic blur and there's just bad photography - next time use a tripod.
4. Every kid is cute to his/her family - unfortunately, we're not related.
5. If the world was really tilted like that, we'd all fall off.
Message edited by author 2006-10-12 12:20:34. |
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10/12/2006 12:23:06 PM · #74 |
| yeah, this will probably ribbon... but it still SUCKS!! |
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10/12/2006 12:24:57 PM · #75 |
Originally posted by posthumous:
yeah, this will probably ribbon... but it still SUCKS!! |
Don, we're putting in comments we don't actually add.... :-)
From my post in another thread, for instance:
"You could sell your camera on eBay and come out way ahead in this game."
Of course, I often think of doing just that, but I'd hate to deprive all you people of the opportunity to think up these gems of non-comments! :-) |
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