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01/16/2007 04:48:19 AM · #251 |
| not sure why you felt it necessary to abuse your camera with such a shot |
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01/16/2007 04:58:48 AM · #252 |
Given an infinite amount of time a monkey could produce a better shot. You on the other hand might need a little longer.
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01/16/2007 06:52:44 AM · #253 |
Beeing drunk is no excuse..
There comes a time you woulde love to have a 0 in the vote sistem.
Out of focus dose not equal abstract. |
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01/16/2007 10:48:36 AM · #254 |
I just spent the last half-hour or so reading this entire thread and my sides hurt! I haven't laughed this hard in ages! I'll be the first to admit the majority of my challenge entries would have inspired several of these. Having said that, here are a few to add:
"Clearly you were drunk when you took this. Unfortunately for you I'm not drunk while I'm voting on this."
"If Photoshop had the equivalent of spell check, this shot would have lit up like a Christmas tree"
"497 challenges later, and yep--you're still ugly" (or even worse):
"497 challenges later, and yep--your kid/dog/spouse is still ugly"
"Wow, I didn't know Photoshop had .crap as a 'save as' function"
"Thanks! I thought I had the worst shot in this challenge, and now I see that clearly I don't"
I'll think of more, but these will do for now... :o) |
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01/16/2007 10:55:30 AM · #255 |
I just found this thread this morning myself, what a hoot, and though I'm a master of using four paragraphs where a simple sentence will do, what I come up with for the quintessential comment for the bad entry would be:
Just stop.......PLEASE!!!!
Message edited by author 2007-01-16 11:00:37.
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01/16/2007 01:31:56 PM · #256 |
There are images in life that inspire - that suck the breath right out you with their beauty - and which remind you that the bitter-sweet cycles of life can sometimes be overpowed and completely over-ridden by the awe-inspiring - the majestic and the glorious - in much the same way that a tidal wave can sweep aside the lows and highs and make way for something fresh, clean and new - for a brand new day.
This, is NOT one of them! Now give me my pizza and back out the door, be*-**ch!
***I can say that because once upon a time I delivered pizzas, and took worse pictures than I do now. What a FUN thread!***
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01/16/2007 02:27:38 PM · #257 |
| I feel like a jerk lol, ive said alot of these comments or ones very close :D |
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01/16/2007 02:29:35 PM · #258 |
| Maybe your hamster should give you some pointers on how to take a photo. ;-) |
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01/16/2007 02:32:12 PM · #259 |
"It's been fun these past couple years watching you age. You ought to do a slide show of these."
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01/16/2007 03:49:01 PM · #260 |
"You would get a better photograph if you left the lens cap on."
"Nay. Nay. Nay. Oh dear God, a thousand times Nay." (One of the docs in Scrubs)
"Photographs can inspire awe, evoke anger, trigger thoughts, calm tempers and turn you on. This photograph does ... Zzzzzz."
"WTF. FFS. OMG. ALPHA BET SOUP. HS. DNMC."
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01/16/2007 03:55:29 PM · #261 |
This picture makes me long for the good old days... when people didn't have cameras and couldn't take crappy pictures like this.
Message edited by author 2007-01-16 15:59:07.
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01/16/2007 04:36:08 PM · #262 |
One or three that have passed through my booze soaked brain:
1. And I thought having an enema was painful!!
2. I was having such a happy day til I looked at your effort!
3. What were you thinking, not even Viagra could raise this from the dead! |
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01/16/2007 04:39:10 PM · #263 |
I usually just leave the comments that I shouldn't have the guts to leave...
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01/16/2007 04:44:40 PM · #264 |
A couple more before I get so p***ed I fall off my chair:
1. I think a total lobotomy might be in order for you.
2. There are two things certain in life, birth and death. Man, you just died! |
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01/16/2007 04:48:41 PM · #265 |
| In fact, just check out my Indecision challenge entry. Shall I take the Lens cap off! It got some of the best comments I have ever had, I still have to chuckle each time I look at them, about once a day!! |
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01/16/2007 04:49:53 PM · #266 |
Wow! What a cool sunset! Hopefully I'll get to see a sunset in person one day. I've seen SO MANY PICTURES OF THEM. We don't have them here.
Surely you just uploaded the wrong photo. Right?
Now that you've Googled "photo contest," try Googling "photography classes" and "student financial aid."
Simon Cowell would rip this a new one.
You are the William Hung of photography. If you don't know who he is, try Google. :)
Your grandmother is just being nice, you ARE NOT a great photographer.
Great photographers LEARN the rules before they break them. You have a lot to learn. |
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01/16/2007 05:03:28 PM · #267 |
Originally posted by rob_banks:
Now that you've Googled "photo contest," try Googling "photography classes" and "student financial aid."
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that is funny. |
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01/16/2007 05:24:52 PM · #268 |
Originally posted by AltCtrl:
This idea looked good when did it. You on the other hand have a way to go. |
This is the only one I'm actually surprised I didn't get on my best scoring shot ever! (Sad, but true.)
But, all that aside, here are my 'didn't have the guts' comments:
-Perhaps your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others?
-You took this with a what? Don't say 'camera', we all know better!
-I'm not sure that scanning in a faxed copy of this image was really the way to go for post processing on this one. |
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01/16/2007 06:45:17 PM · #269 |
Originally posted by EBJones:
-I'm not sure that scanning in a faxed copy of this image was really the way to go for post processing on this one. |
NICE!!!
Karmat, I'm glad you like that one, it's a personal fave :) |
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01/16/2007 07:03:33 PM · #270 |
This is the best thread ever!
-Did you take this picture with a camera phone?
-Wow...just w...o...w
-I cant believe you had the guts to enter that! Your very brave...very brave.
hehe Its a good thing that all of us really keep things to ourselves. |
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01/16/2007 07:08:44 PM · #271 |
Originally posted by Candi20:
hehe Its a good thing that all of us really keep things to ourselves. |
Ummmmmmmmm....
Actually, if I kept all of the stupid things I do to myself, I wouldn't have any shots to enter in challenges! :) (Have you seen some of the things I enter? Just look at his one:
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01/16/2007 07:16:38 PM · #272 |
:)
I would never actually put this in a comment because I think imitation is one of the best ways to learn and a great way to develop a genre with all of its intricacies and nuances.
Sometimes I just hear these thoughts go through my head though I'm generally happy to let them sail right through....generally :)
Originally posted by EBJones:
Originally posted by AltCtrl:
This idea looked good when did it. You on the other hand have a way to go. |
This is the only one I'm actually surprised I didn't get on my best scoring shot ever! (Sad, but true.)
But, all that aside, here are my 'didn't have the guts' comments:
-Perhaps your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others?
-You took this with a what? Don't say 'camera', we all know better!
-I'm not sure that scanning in a faxed copy of this image was really the way to go for post processing on this one. |
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01/16/2007 07:16:58 PM · #273 |
Here's another one:
I see that upgrading to a dSLR has enabled you to take even worse pictures. Well done. |
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01/16/2007 07:19:41 PM · #274 |
Originally posted by EBJones:
Originally posted by Candi20:
hehe Its a good thing that all of us really keep things to ourselves. |
Ummmmmmmmm....
Actually, if I kept all of the stupid things I do to myself, I wouldn't have any shots to enter in challenges! :) (Have you seen some of the things I enter? Just look at his one:
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No no.. I mean these comments...we wouldnt have anything to make fun of if all of us kept our pics to ourselves...have you looked at my pictures? lol |
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01/16/2007 08:06:08 PM · #275 |
At this point in the game you drop back and punt ... your camera that is.
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