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03/26/2008 07:53:23 AM · #2101 |
" . . and you join us live at the Rockwell Autopsy, as we get to look for the first time at an alien brain. Scientists can only speculate why there appear to be carrots in there . . but in the interests of science Professor von Stein dipped a piece of bread into the mixture and declared it delicious." |
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03/26/2008 08:25:08 AM · #2102 |
afer spending all her money on those funny cigarettes and fast men brandi found herself on the street without a shirt on her back .. she's obviously a very imaginative and resourceful person .. but an incredibly bad artist ..
Message edited by author 2008-03-29 06:05:25.
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03/29/2008 06:13:43 AM · #2103 |
Brett found out too late that Shez was the Australian Head-Butting Champion five years running.
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03/29/2008 08:14:05 AM · #2104 |
ROFL - she's got him a treat !!
- Welcome back mate, it's been a bit quiet here without you :- )
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03/29/2008 08:31:14 AM · #2105 |
Deep in the little known country of ROFLSTIENIA stood a Castle on a hill,
Deep in the Castle lived Mr ROFLMAO's distant relative Count Otto von ROFLSTEIN, Scientist, Inventor and general crazy . . er . . Inventor.
Deep in von ROFLSTEIN's cellar was his Laboratory.
and Deep in his Laboratory something was stirring . .
Something foul and hideous that had to be kept from the light . .
Something that had only ever been fed on 'Peeps' from birth . .
Something that craved the taste of something fresh and juicy - a piece of Brocolli, an Apple heck even an innocent young Virgin if necessary - but please, please - no more Peeps . .
edit fro attrocious spallign
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03/29/2008 06:15:44 PM · #2106 |
Hiding from that thing in the cage. |
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03/29/2008 06:30:13 PM · #2107 |
It was a strange day... for some reason, Gus found his legs to be significantly shorter than he remembered. |
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03/29/2008 06:37:19 PM · #2108 |
...then I told her the recipe for my Soylent Green Stew. |
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03/29/2008 11:12:11 PM · #2109 |
Short on body armor, the soldiers were forced both to improvise and to re-use their supplies.
~Terry
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03/29/2008 11:32:16 PM · #2110 |
I'd like to return this please. Petroleum jelly is supposed to be good, but I really didn't care for the taste. |
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03/30/2008 12:28:02 AM · #2111 |
This is about where Shannon realized he shouldn't have let the hippy neighbors supply the mushrooms for the homemade pizzas. |
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03/30/2008 12:34:08 AM · #2112 |
"Wasn't me either" |
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03/30/2008 12:42:43 AM · #2113 |
Successful Cow Detonator Test
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03/30/2008 12:59:33 AM · #2114 |
"Yeah, Frank plugged up the girl's toilet and now were stuck using only ours" |
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03/30/2008 01:21:55 AM · #2115 |
Funny,guys,very funny!
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03/30/2008 03:23:11 AM · #2116 |
Charlie would impress people on the beach with his performance art by mimicking the shape of the kites. |
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03/30/2008 03:52:47 AM · #2117 |
Hey Mildred... break out the good wine! |
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03/30/2008 05:45:05 AM · #2118 |
One good dead rodent joke deserves another...
Sir Lancelot Gopher Exterminatorsâ„¢ |
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03/30/2008 06:23:56 AM · #2119 |
Honey I shrunk the model.
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03/30/2008 06:41:03 AM · #2120 |
After adamantly denying that I ate all the cookies, Grandma gave me her famous cold stare and I immediately broke down and fessed up. |
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03/30/2008 07:11:39 AM · #2121 |
Michael Jackson's 1984 Pepsi commercial accident wasn't nearly as bad as his latest attempt with Nike. |
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03/30/2008 07:12:44 AM · #2122 |
It was then, that Art realized the green kid was from Mars, and the plastic gun was in fact a subatomic de-ionizing death ray.
oops. LOL
Message edited by author 2008-03-30 07:14:19. |
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03/30/2008 07:15:01 AM · #2123 |
Mr. Elephant resigned today after allegations of a secret affair with Mr. Donkey.
The Republican National Committee could not be reached for comment.
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03/30/2008 08:45:42 AM · #2124 |
Walter finally found a solution to the neighbours cat pooping on his lawn . . |
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03/30/2008 12:21:18 PM · #2125 |
The first official photos of the Dog-Pony were released to the media today, causing a far reaching controversy. |
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