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05/28/2005 11:19:55 PM · #226 |
....which thankfully came to an abrupt end when a beautiful young lady played her guitar  , and sang of the strange man  she encountered in the forest of prophecies who warned her about.... |
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05/28/2005 11:32:34 PM · #227 |
And maybe her old mentor was right: She was just another fallen angel.
Message edited by author 2005-05-28 23:38:15. |
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05/29/2005 01:12:13 AM · #228 |
He then knew he had to find the sisters who shared hair  and ask them............ |
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05/29/2005 02:12:30 AM · #229 |
...why their
were the subject of an International
Debate concerning the rights of ..... |
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05/29/2005 02:25:32 AM · #230 |
...Larry's brothers:
Darryl, Darryl, his other brother Darryl
and his long lost brother Darryl.
All of Larry's brothers were reported to have been the vitims
of a new strain of foot fungus that was imported in from Iceland,
and causes stupidity, impotence and the urge to shoot Macros of... |
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05/29/2005 02:25:51 AM · #231 |
Arctic Swimmers.
It seems that they were infringing on the Polar Bears' habitat. The answer the girls gave him was most disturbing - they told him that he, too was a descendant from the Sandfoot tribe of Eskimos. Consumed with emotion, Larry ran to...
Doh! ...oh well, it still fits perfectly. ;-)
Message edited by author 2005-05-29 02:27:13. |
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05/29/2005 02:51:00 AM · #232 |
...the parking lot to get his car and head down
to the drug store to get some anti-fungal creme
for his long lost brothers, only to find
It had caught on fire while watching the Arctic
Swimmers. Fearing it was an Eskimo plot, Larry
asked someone for the number to call 9-1-1 and
called the local authorities.
His first words were... |
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05/29/2005 02:58:00 AM · #233 |
"HELP! I'm stuck on California street with no way out!"
A voice responded: "What kind of toppings would you like on your pizza?"
Larry collapsed. He lie there unconscious, but dreams of Janice and his family and friends back home zipped furiously through his head. He felt this was it. He was dying and his life is flashing before his eyes.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch... |
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05/29/2005 03:07:35 AM · #234 |
...his Psychic Nephew Drew, just knew
that Larry was in trouble somewhere.
Drew had a vision of a
looking over Larry's lifeless body.
He willed Larry to push forward in
his daunting task to find... |
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05/29/2005 03:25:42 AM · #235 |
The mask  that was so desperately needed for Drew's visionary friend...in order that they might look into and grasp  the true meaning of...... |
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05/29/2005 03:27:19 AM · #236 |
 His true gender, for...he seems to recall being Janice until speaking with the dog with no tail to wag, and then..burliness descended upon her/his/her/his..forms. Who could help himher uravel this Goridan knot. Suddenly it came to them. |
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05/29/2005 03:28:42 AM · #237 |
He must find his ancestors graveyard.
It was out there. Somewhere.
Larry felt the life returning to his body. His eyes opened. He wiped the drool from the side of his face with his tattered sleeve. The sky was dark - he wondered how long he had been there. He scuffled through his belongings looking for a mirror and when he found one, he looked into it and saw... |
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05/29/2005 03:32:00 AM · #238 |
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05/29/2005 03:38:29 AM · #239 |
...No wait... once he rubbed the sleepiness out his eyes, put on his glasses and focussed intently .... what he really saw was... and he realized then that..... |
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05/29/2005 03:40:38 AM · #240 |
"I'm friggin hideous!" Larry thought to himself.
He got up and picked a rose from a nearby bush.
He handed it to a sad little girl he saw by the road.
She told him... |
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05/29/2005 03:46:11 AM · #241 |
I cant let go of my foot, help me. |
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05/29/2005 03:48:51 AM · #242 |
and she added ....if anyone ever tells you that you have "Killer" looks.... what they mean is that when folks look at you they will surely... , but don't lose faith,,, you can always ... |
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05/29/2005 10:03:14 AM · #243 |
When last we met our hero, Larry, he appeared to be
dead in the water
but no! He surfaced once again. Groggy and bewildered, he looked about to orient himself and found the strangest sun rising in the South?
Where in the world was Larry? Or was he... |
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05/29/2005 01:03:05 PM · #244 |
still in New York looking for Janice and the drummer and Kitty the dog? Larry lurched down a nearby  searching for Janice's husband to try to defuse him before he killed everyone...he located the guy on a beach. Although Janice's jilted husband appeared a little distraught over her loss , Larry decided the best thing to do was to introduce the cuckolded husband to a new woman..he had just the right woman in mind, too.. . But the question was, would she be willing to start a new relationship at this time in her life.. |
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05/30/2005 01:39:45 AM · #245 |
While the woman was thinking, Larry  became entranced with his own reflection. Days passed... |
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05/30/2005 02:00:39 AM · #246 |
... as he stared into the waters,
blaming his parents for making him
so damned handsome.
He couldn't take it any longer
and commenced to disfigure himself
Just as he almost went over the edge... |
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05/30/2005 01:08:13 PM · #247 |
an oracle appeared and told him to beware the sign of the circle in the sky ; if it should appear to Larry, which it did momentarily, he was to seek the companionship of two noted photographers  , thus joining them in their quest to photograph the elusive and rare .... |
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05/30/2005 01:26:13 PM · #248 |
 perspiring rose. It was not hard to find, they only had to follow the stench. Finally a rose that reeks! As they staggered into view of the medusalike horror, dry heaving all the way, Larry thought to himself... |
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05/30/2005 01:33:17 PM · #249 |
I gotta wake up.... this is getting wierd! Trying to pinch himself on the arm to wake up, he looked down to see that he was not really pinching himself, that the pain was comming from....
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05/30/2005 01:35:36 PM · #250 |
...scorpions. Why did we ever choose a quest to photograph
the elusive, gavity-defying traveling artists
still on tour in South Africa they thought.
After the three of them finished the dry heaves and tended to their
scorpion bites, they decided it was time to get a breath of fresh
air, they hopped on board some rented camels, and armed only with
their cameras, a pack of gum and a coupon for a free car wash,
made their way to....
Message edited by author 2005-05-30 13:39:46. |
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