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05/27/2005 05:27:08 AM · #101

sell them some magical little lollies that make you a much better photographer...


05/27/2005 05:38:16 AM · #102
...but was so sad when

ate them all and ended up looking like this.

Suddenly there was an eerie sound. The sound only a ....

Message edited by author 2005-05-27 05:38:29.
05/27/2005 07:19:34 AM · #103


man with a huge hat could hear..


05/27/2005 07:42:31 AM · #104
Low and behold it was the shutter sound of a Nikon rapidly firing many frames per second.

05/27/2005 07:59:57 AM · #105

sounding much like the clickty clack of a train as it heads out on its own never ending journey. Just then, an old hobo appeared and said...
05/27/2005 08:06:49 AM · #106
You hungry? Wanna come over to my house and have dinner? I just shot a rabbit and we can cook it in a kettle in the fireplace.

Larry replied;
05/27/2005 08:35:06 AM · #107
I can't eat with you in my avian form. Then he noticed some butterflies in the field which appeared to be magical.

He stood perfectly still for a moment and then...
05/27/2005 09:31:53 AM · #108
He saw the hand of God extended to him.



He reached out to grab it but it....
05/27/2005 10:03:30 AM · #109
Yes you, oh horny one, you...

05/27/2005 02:15:39 PM · #110
Larry blacked out after that. He woke up about... 4 hours later to find himself sitting on a bench between two strange beings.


They did not speak. They communicated with him using telepathy. They told him he would be taken to their mothership and he could bring his camera. Larry thought this would be his chance to get some ribbon winning shots.


Little did he know...
05/27/2005 02:22:22 PM · #111
...it was really a trap!


The experiments began


and shortly thereafter, Larry could not longer feel his....
05/27/2005 02:37:07 PM · #112
Snake.


It was gone! Disappeared! This was his childhood pet that had been with him through thick and thin and even though he was not previously mentioned in the story, Larry adored his snake.

"Oh well." Larry thought. I will find companionship elsewhere. Larry walked into a nearby tavern and discovered his old high school pal sitting there at the bar.



Then...

Message edited by author 2005-05-27 14:37:18.
05/27/2005 02:49:00 PM · #113
The funny looking bartender came up and asked "What'll ya have?"



To which Larry replied...
05/27/2005 02:55:59 PM · #114
This must be the holodeck cause I am still on a space ship... lemme have a sasperilla barkeep.
05/27/2005 02:57:56 PM · #115
...Chivas please!


Figuring he would probably end up returning the Chivas where he had to drink it out of.

Acting like a dog, Larry managed to get his head in the bowl and....
05/27/2005 02:58:27 PM · #116

Then a strange looking hand grasped his shoulder and...
05/27/2005 03:15:56 PM · #117

...a hairy alien eye stared at him. "Can they see in color?" he wondered. No sooner had he thought that when ...
05/27/2005 03:25:05 PM · #118
The motherships arrived to pick them up



They all got on the ship and went to...
05/27/2005 03:34:52 PM · #119
the surface of Marswhere they were greeted by the Martian prime minister and his entourage...unfortunately they lived underground due to the parched surface of the planet and kept hidden tanks of dolphinlike fish as food... He was invited to a state dinner but before he could accept he heard an explosion...

Message edited by author 2005-05-27 15:36:09.
05/27/2005 03:48:08 PM · #120
...of such magnitude, that the surface of Mars
was expelling flaming minerals unknown to mankind


far into the the Martian atmosphere, nearly hitting...
05/27/2005 03:48:11 PM · #121
when he look towards the sound, he saw an apple the size of a small whale being dropped into a nearby tank.



it didn't take larry long to realize that these quirky aliens didn't actually eat the dolphin-like fish, they were only kept as pets, and that the alien's state dinners actually consisted of bobbing for giant apples. at this point larry decided to
05/27/2005 03:50:46 PM · #122
..have a cup of coffee


and go back to the
, but not before stopping at...
05/27/2005 04:03:37 PM · #123
...OK, so Larry couldn't


but he did save a bunch on his car insurance by switching to...
05/27/2005 04:07:59 PM · #124

yeah...you know...
05/27/2005 04:12:32 PM · #125
but then as larry looked harder, he realized that the small reptile was really a large human, and that he had in fact switched to geeko



and that this particular geek was a old friend of his. as larry started towards him
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