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09/12/2009 11:57:47 AM · #276 |
A: Well it wouldn't be Hot Springs Arkansas.
Q: What is a spring anyway? |
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09/12/2009 12:04:30 PM · #277 |
Originally posted by David Ey:
A: Well it wouldn't be Hot Springs Arkansas.
Q: What is a spring anyway? |
A: A season between winter and summer.
Q: Why are all snowflakes different? |
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09/12/2009 12:46:45 PM · #278 |
Originally posted by VitaminB:
Q: Why are all snowflakes different? |
A: it's a molecular thing - has anyone really proven it ?
Q: why do my dogs like to eat grass clippings and crab apples ?
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09/12/2009 02:01:37 PM · #279 |
I was to slow
Message edited by author 2009-09-12 14:02:02. |
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09/12/2009 02:13:16 PM · #280 |
A: It's nature's way of making crabgrass.
Q: Why can't I come up with a decent question? |
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09/12/2009 03:01:17 PM · #281 |
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
Q: Why can't I come up with a decent question? |
A: Because you're not living in the creative zone.
Q: What is your quest? |
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09/12/2009 03:42:49 PM · #282 |
Q: What is your quest?
A: My quest is "Galaxy Quest" !
Q: What is the freezing temperature of ocean water?
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09/12/2009 04:15:40 PM · #283 |
A: Above the freezing temperature of Mercury, and below the freezing temperature of cream.
Q: Why do people keep asking questions that try for definitive answers that are easily looked up on google? How boring. |
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09/12/2009 04:58:14 PM · #284 |
Q: Why do people keep asking questions that try for definitive answers that are easily looked up on google? How boring.
A: Because they are too literal and without imagination.
Q: What is the secret about men with big feet? |
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09/12/2009 07:46:45 PM · #285 |
What is the secret about men with big feet?
A. They stink more.
Q. Why do women want to have big hair?
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09/12/2009 08:06:50 PM · #286 |
Why do women want to have big hair?
A. To draw attention from their big Buts!
Q. Should I hide from the lovely ladies on DPC for the next week?
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09/12/2009 08:15:49 PM · #287 |
A: No, they will be all right with your comment but you might want to watch out for the ugly ones.
Q: Why are there so many ugly women in Oklahoma? |
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09/12/2009 08:32:05 PM · #288 |
A. Someone has to raise the standard of attractiveness there.
Q. Why are there so many jerks in Texas? |
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09/12/2009 08:42:32 PM · #289 |
A: There are no jerks in Texas.
Q: Do you have any more dumbass questions? |
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09/12/2009 08:58:05 PM · #290 |
A: Yes I do! Problem is, if the question isn't dumbed down, the thread stalls for days at a time. (Of course, due to time it takes for googling..or reading)
Q: What defines beauty, and how is beauty measured?
Message edited by author 2009-09-12 21:11:32. |
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09/12/2009 09:12:41 PM · #291 |
A: A RulerBeholder
Q: When will Brett Favre retire?
Message edited by author 2009-09-12 21:13:14.
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09/12/2009 09:17:12 PM · #292 |
A: When Rambo 5 comes out. or not until he gets hurt...or will he? Played with a torn bicep last year.
Q: What is divine proportion?
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09/12/2009 09:23:32 PM · #293 |
A: peaceful ratios
Q: How do I explain to my husband that I want a Speedlite? |
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09/12/2009 09:26:11 PM · #294 |
A: Cut him off until he get you one.
Q: Do you know where he is getting it? |
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09/12/2009 10:03:30 PM · #295 |
Q: Do you know where he is getting it?
A: From his side-dish.
Q: Why do people believe everything they read on the internet?
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09/12/2009 10:15:40 PM · #296 |
A: Beats believing everything your uncle tells you in the dark of night.
Q: Or was that just my uncle? |
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09/12/2009 10:40:07 PM · #297 |
A: Your uncle too eh? Maybe we're related. . . :)
Q: If a mute swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
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09/12/2009 10:56:01 PM · #298 |
Q: If a mute swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
A: Yes, and then he has to rub his eyes.
Q: No one actually eats sour apples, so why do they make all kinds of candy in that flavor? |
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09/12/2009 11:38:47 PM · #299 |
A: Because Big sour apples just wants to get you addicted to the stuff.
Q: Have you tried sour grapes?
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09/13/2009 07:44:40 AM · #300 |
Have you tried sour grapes?
A. Sure, it's widely available after every election.
B. How much money do I have?
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