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05/27/2005 07:57:44 PM · #151 |
covered his shame...
He snorted...
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05/27/2005 09:53:50 PM · #152 |
coke out his nose as he started to watch Cassandra start in on her banana
As he grabbed a napkin he said........ |
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05/27/2005 10:21:51 PM · #153 |
... where did all these people come from?
Feeling so embarrassed that he might be losing his mind,
and wandered into someone else's life, he excused himself
from the table, snagged the tip sitting there and made a
mad dash for the front door.
The Maitre D' stopped Larry and .... |
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05/27/2005 10:49:47 PM · #154 |
..professed his undying love to Larry.
Larry found this most shocking, because...
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05/27/2005 11:07:11 PM · #155 |
The Maitre D had no hands and Larry wondered how did he grab him. He looking over his left shoulder Larry saw a ...
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05/27/2005 11:08:27 PM · #156 |
bush...
snickering he
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05/28/2005 12:00:32 AM · #157 |
saw himself in a mirror and realized that his Aunt Petunia was right, he did look like a.............. |
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05/28/2005 12:14:35 AM · #158 |
| a horse. But that's odd, because his Dad was a real ass. But his Mom was .. |
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05/28/2005 12:24:44 AM · #159 |
..a simple, yet sweet
that would go about her merry way, filling the neighborhood
with song. Larry's Mom could always be heard singing
Llama Llama Cheesecake Llama at the top of her lungs.
Finally got to be so bad, Larry had to move out,
and headed off to... |
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05/28/2005 12:42:53 AM · #160 |
School, that's right chuckleheads, he's in school now and so are you. Tuck in your shirt, sit up straight, hey.. you.. let me see what's in that note you just passed. The stern schoolmaster opened the note and it said.... |
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05/28/2005 02:30:02 AM · #161 |
..."Un croquis vaut mieux qu’un long discours"
The Schoolmaster, thinking this was some form
of secret code, questioned Larry about it, yet
Larry had no clue what it meant either.
This enraged the Schoolmaster and accused Larry
of being nothing more than a class
Humiliated & confused, Larry had to write
on the chalkboard in front of his classmates.
Just then it hit him !! He forgot his Camera in...
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05/28/2005 04:57:01 AM · #162 |
the one place he dreaded to be....church.
His dread was not because of some priest asking Larry for a cigarette after sex, but because he was an Alter Boy.
Being an alter boy was just not cool to his friends. They didn't understand, maybe because they were Jewish.
Larry, without haste, ran back to church to get his camera when he ran into
Message edited by author 2005-05-28 04:57:46.
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05/28/2005 05:00:16 AM · #163 |
A brick wall.
When he came to, he found himself...
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05/28/2005 08:18:57 AM · #164 |
| up high in the church' bell tower with a strange deformed bell ringer and a terrible ringing in his ears from the impact with the wall. |
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05/28/2005 08:58:16 AM · #165 |
Finding a candle to light his way in the dark tower, Larry began to descend, on and on went the stairs. Just as it seemed they would never end...
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05/28/2005 10:33:36 AM · #166 |
 ..the stairs ended. He was confronted by a shaman who presented him with a new: and bade him to go forth and find a ship to embark upon a journey of photographing every sea of the earth. "Are you crazy?" shouted Larry, " I get seasick looking at the ocean!" The wise eyes fell upon Larry and the man spoke one word... |
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05/28/2005 10:49:29 AM · #167 |
Yes
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05/28/2005 10:53:23 AM · #168 |
"suckitup!"
A picture formed in Larry's mind,
Larry felt as if he were in an experiment, being Beta-tested, perhaps?
Do you mean, dear Shaman, that I am to become like a fish and drink the ocean?
But he had not finished his question when he realized the shaman had vanished into the dark. Larry was left with nothing to do except...
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05/28/2005 11:18:53 AM · #169 |
Hop in a stolen boat, with his brand new camera, and head south to the island of...
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05/28/2005 11:23:09 AM · #170 |
Naboomboo
Larry was thinking. Couldn't I have got here a much easier way, say with a bedknob? I could have avoided the ocean.
Well....
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05/28/2005 11:26:16 AM · #171 |
It was clear things were out of hand and the pounding in his head was so bad that........ |
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05/28/2005 11:29:00 AM · #172 |
...he closed his eyes momentarily. Suddenly, a hand clasped his mouth from behind...and a man's voice said, "There is, I regret to say, no such island. I've looked for it in every chart. The Isle of Naboombu does not exist." Larry knew at that moment he was in trouble. So much trouble that...
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05/28/2005 11:43:41 AM · #173 |
Larry had to
the man to the ground.
Larry exclaimed "It does exist. I know it does. I've read about it. It's a government secret isle where weird experiments have been carried out on the animals." I have to get there to ....
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05/28/2005 12:24:48 PM · #174 |
....prevent the nutty professor, that demented fiend and evil schemer...
.. ...starts to put his evil deed into motion and put everyone at risk of....
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05/28/2005 12:34:53 PM · #175 |
burned out pixels.
While the man still writhed in pain upon the floor a woman appeared
at a green door. "Come with me," she beckoned, I can take you the island you seek.
Larry wasn't sure, he had seen women like her before. He decided to...
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