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05/26/2005 12:34:14 PM · #26
END OF CHAPTER ONE

Not to steal the thread, but how about for the rest of this never ending story, an image thumb link from anywhere on DPC is required in the post. This will have the effect of getting more pics viewed and possibly comments.

We now resume our story...

CHAPTER TWO

Message edited by author 2005-05-26 12:34:48.
05/26/2005 12:39:27 PM · #27
Larry began snapping off shots of the elusive Cowboy Sumo Thong Creature when he was immediately confronted by an angry security guard.

05/26/2005 01:05:54 PM · #28
Who told Larry that he was scaring the Cowboy Sumo Thong Creature with his camera. During their discussion, the Sumo climbed under a table to hide. Larry then said...


05/26/2005 01:08:55 PM · #29
whos that man sitting across the way in an unusual position. Larry was confounded by what he saw. Larry was looking at a strange man sitting on a toilet in front of a cafe, screaming at the top of his lungs , "you are a bunch of woosies,those arent cameras you have there a bunch of junk"


Message edited by author 2005-05-26 13:10:07.
05/26/2005 01:17:59 PM · #30
Larry averts his eyes and ignores the lout. Then, in an effort to bring his story up to a slightly higher level, he heads to his niece's dance competition.


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05/26/2005 01:20:16 PM · #31
As she stares at the competitors waiting for her chance to perform


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05/26/2005 01:26:13 PM · #32
In the meantime, Larry Jr. was reflecting on the state of the arts in general and the female form specifically, while being reluctant to rest his feet on e301 coffee table...


05/26/2005 01:33:35 PM · #33
Larry Jr. had a troubled youth. Memories of his mother frequently fill his drugged out mind.

05/26/2005 01:59:02 PM · #34
while in a drugged induce sleep larry dreamed of Cassandra. when he woke up he decided to try to find her again. he looked


05/26/2005 02:09:42 PM · #35
...in her bedroom, where he found her dressing. Cassandra yelled at her brother, Larry, to get out or she would tell mom. After she stormed out of the room, Larry took some items from her bed for his "collection."

05/26/2005 02:38:50 PM · #36
of intersting artifacts, most of which were electrical, but a simple wood carving caught his eye.

05/26/2005 02:46:15 PM · #37
He then turned away from it all and headed for the mountains away from all influence and competition. He realized that no matter how hard he tried, somebody always outsmarted him in the DPC challenge. Somebody else always rendered his very best effort null and void.

Here away from it all he can ponder the reason for his lack of talent and his mediocre output. End. lol kidding, we now await chapter two.
05/26/2005 02:52:29 PM · #38
CHAPTER THREE (that was chapter two)

Near the end of winter, Larry had managed to find a nice abandoned cabin in the mountains surrounded by beautiful scenery.
05/26/2005 02:53:14 PM · #39
Finding solace in the mountains, he decided to consult The Birds,
who, having Hitched a ride from Bodega Bay were in the vicinity
and might provide advice or
05/26/2005 02:54:28 PM · #40
...bring food.
05/26/2005 02:58:19 PM · #41
or hide

05/26/2005 03:00:38 PM · #42
he then decided to take his old beaten up canoe in search of inspiration for the photography book he's been pondering. Lo and behold! He came face to face with..


05/26/2005 03:02:01 PM · #43
A glass of wine with a flower in it, he drank the flower greedily and...

05/26/2005 03:03:36 PM · #44
a fisherman

who was about to whip up a plate of sushi
05/26/2005 03:06:23 PM · #45
Then he pondered in his new cabin and considered the big decision. What if i sell my soul to be the best?

05/26/2005 03:14:14 PM · #46
Would I go where all the bad duckies go?
05/26/2005 03:16:09 PM · #47
Then - a knock at the cabin door...


Could this be opportunity knocking? News of a new challenge, perhaps?
05/26/2005 03:16:40 PM · #48
He then reconsidered and decided to go and check with the oracle, the tree lady. He feels that maybe she can help guide his fruitless life.

05/26/2005 03:20:08 PM · #49
Then a strange looking piece of wood with the voice of an ancient began to speak to him saying....

05/26/2005 03:23:11 PM · #50
"Have you ever thought that perhaps the problem with you is that you simply stink. Why not try farming or finger paint?
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