Secret Ribbon to anyone who comes up with a better title! I'm tired.
I had this huge can of kidney beans sitting in my office kitchen cupboard for probably 9 years or more. I think my wife stocked up after 9/11/2001 just in case things got worse. Well they didn't look too edible when I opened them. ...so yeah, I dunked poor Woody in them. :P
I almost went with this outtake, but I don't like it as much:
Only thing I liked was the title I came up for it which doesn't quite fit this one since Woody looks more tortured than relaxed. Don't worry, he's used to it by now.
I'VE NEVER BEAN TO ME - 26/06/1982
1 week at #1 - 12 weeks on chart
Hey Lady, You Lady
Cursing at your life
Your a discontented mother
And a rich invented wife
I've no doubt you dream about
The things you never do
But I wish someone had to talked to me
Like I wanna talk to you
Oh I've bean to Georgia and California
And anywhere I could run
Took the hand of a preacher man
And we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places
And friendly faces
Because I had to be free
I've been to paradise
But I've never bean to me
Please lady, please lady
Don't just walk away
Cause I have this need to tell you
Why I'm all alone today
I can see so much of me
Still living in your eyes
Won't you share a part of a weary heart
That has lived a million lives
Oh I've bean to Nice
And the Isle of Greece
While I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved liked Harlow in Monte Carlo
And showed 'em what I've got
I've bean undressed by kings
And I've seen some things
That a women ain't supposed to see
I've bean to paradise
But I've never bean to me
Hey, you know what paradise is
It's a lie, a fantasy
We create about people and places
As we'd like them to be
But you know what truth is
It's that little baby your holding
And it's that man you fought with this morning
The same one you're going to make love with tonight
That's truth, that's love
Some times I've been to crying for unborn children
That might have made me complete
But I took the sweet life
And never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
I've spent my life exploring
The subtle whoring
That cost too much to be free
Hey lady, I've bean to paradise
But I've never bean to me
I've bean to paradise
Never bean to me
Bean to Georgia and California
And anywhere I could run
I've bean to paradise
Never bean to me
Bean to Nice and the Isle of Greece
While I sipped champagne on a yacht
escape from artcatraz ..
OMG i couldnt get anymore lame than that ... !!
i particularly liked steve's 'the stowaway' .. lol ..
and roger's .. he should spend more time in 'new humourous title' ..
anyway .. i'm sure when you're not so tired you'd think up a title that would have us embarrasing ourselves cracking up .. you know .. the peeing in your pants, or snorting type of reaction .. i'll be careful to steer well clear of this one just in case you do put that more than funny title on it later ..
brilliant image ken .. your woodies get to do some very very interesting stuff .. !!..:)
Looks like he's waiting for the last guest to go home. The party's over. I think this one is my fav. Doesn't need a title but I enjoyed Roger's suggestions.
Oooooh, I love this one! I love the grunge. I have it on good authority that woodies love beans anyway, so my guess is he's having a wonderful time in all that grunge :)
Woody trying to prove that the problems of one little person amounts to at least a can of beans, if not a whole hill of them. ;-Þ Ah, this ol' crazy world...
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