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07/09/2007 10:02:38 PM · #76 |
Originally posted by thomaspeople:
Originally posted by GeneralE:
When an ampere, a volt, and an ohm
Went out drinking with coulomb in Rome,
Volt shot coulomb's drink
Through ohm's straw to the sink
Just to prove he could drive ampere home.
An ampere (one coulomb [KOO-lahm] per second) is the current that flows through the resistance of one ohm when one volt of electromotive force is applied. Current is usually referred to as flowing from source to sink. The sobriety test is poetic license. |
You do understand, don't you, that those of us who are laughing at most of these jokes have no idea what you just said? |
I understood everything. |
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07/09/2007 10:06:15 PM · #77 |
A bear walks into a bar and orders dinner. After he finishes, he whips out a gun and blows away the bartender, then heads out the door.
One patron asks another what just happened. The second one says, "Oh, tha's just a panda."
The first one asks how he knows, and he whips out a book about bears. On one page it says the panda eats shoots and leaves.
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07/09/2007 10:08:11 PM · #78 |
I'm not sure I remember this right, last time I heard it, I was kinda incapacitated, but here goes.
An Army sgt, a Navy CPO and a Marine Private walk into the head early in the morning one winter, each goes into a stall. The Army Sgt sits down and says "GODDAM that seat's cold!", the Navy CPO sits down and says, "Goddam this seat's cold. The Marine sits down on his seat and shouts Holy F^%k that water's cold. |
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07/09/2007 10:16:00 PM · #79 |
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "That's cool, where did you get him?" The parrot answers "I found him at the beach, they're laying all over the place."
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06/02/2012 01:08:35 PM · #80 |
| The Dali Lama walks up to the counter of a pizza shop and says, "Can you make me one with everything?" |
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06/02/2012 01:32:05 PM · #81 |
Wow... with one act of necromancy a 5-year old thread is resurrected AND morphed from bars to pizza joints...
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06/02/2012 03:58:24 PM · #82 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Wow... with one act of necromancy a 5-year old thread is resurrected AND morphed from bars to pizza joints... |
Don't forget about the Daily Llama...
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06/02/2012 04:13:33 PM · #83 |
| A steelworker walks into a bar, but isn't seriously injured. |
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06/02/2012 04:43:53 PM · #84 |
 Isaac told me this one this morning:
Two guys walk into a bar -- you'd think the second one would have noticed the first guy getting clobbered ... |
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