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07/05/2007 09:22:37 PM · #1
A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks him, "why the long face?"
07/05/2007 09:23:45 PM · #2
A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
07/05/2007 09:25:35 PM · #3
One of my sister's favourite jokes:

Jesus goes to an inn, throws some nails on the reception desk and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
07/05/2007 09:26:39 PM · #4
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
07/05/2007 09:28:35 PM · #5
An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"
07/05/2007 09:30:34 PM · #6
A leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender serves him and says, "That'll be $2.50." The leprechaun puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away. The barkeep shouts, "You're a little short!"
07/05/2007 09:32:13 PM · #7
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
07/05/2007 09:33:15 PM · #8
A man walks into a bar ... ouch!
07/05/2007 09:35:30 PM · #9
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
07/05/2007 09:35:41 PM · #10
A photographer walks into a bar and takes a shot.

da dump dump....
07/05/2007 09:35:50 PM · #11
Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
07/05/2007 09:39:45 PM · #12
Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
07/05/2007 09:40:07 PM · #13
Originally posted by wavelength:

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.


our version lol

Two Sailors and a Marine are walking down the street, the Marine walks into a bar, the sailors duck.
07/05/2007 09:41:25 PM · #14
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
07/05/2007 09:48:04 PM · #15
A rope walks into a bar. Says the rope: "Do you serve ropes here?", and the bartender says: "'Fraid knot."
07/05/2007 09:55:34 PM · #16
An elephant walks into a bar. The bar crashes to the ground.
07/05/2007 09:56:45 PM · #17
Originally posted by wavelength:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"


A proton walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You sure?" The proton says, "I'm positive!"
07/05/2007 10:08:37 PM · #18
A mime walks into a bar...
07/05/2007 10:09:47 PM · #19
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:

A mime walks into a bar...

Wouldn't that be an IMAGINARY bar? ;)
07/05/2007 10:12:03 PM · #20
A bear stands in the door a bar, looking around for a long time. Finally, the bear comes in, sits down, and the bartender asks, "Why the big paws?"
07/05/2007 10:23:02 PM · #21
A giraffe walks into a bar and yells, "High balls are on me!"

Message edited by author 2007-07-05 22:23:14.
07/05/2007 10:25:03 PM · #22
"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' The naked lady says... "

What movie what's the next line?
07/05/2007 10:27:58 PM · #23
A gumshoe walks into a bar and asks the bar tender, "Have you seen Mike Rotch?"

The bartender turns to him and says, "No, Bill, but I've seen your sisters!"
07/05/2007 10:42:29 PM · #24
Originally posted by Elliottjms:

"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' The naked lady says... "

What movie what's the next line?


That's easy! "Breakfast Club"

And the next line..... "Ohhhh Sh*t" As Bender falls through the ceiling.

Message edited by author 2007-07-05 22:46:09.
07/05/2007 10:43:57 PM · #25
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says "Can I help you"? The duck says "Yeah, get this man off my ass".
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