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 05/12/2011 12:49:02 AM · #1
Do all women expect men to be psychic? Or just the ones I have in my life?
 05/12/2011 12:59:40 AM · #2
Kent just do what I do pretend your psychic and shake your head up and down a lot when they talk, lol
 05/12/2011 01:04:55 AM · #3
No all of them basically :-) Women think we are more complex then their dog... They are wrong.
 05/12/2011 01:11:14 AM · #4
Originally posted by curtpetguy:
Kent just do what I do pretend your psychic and shake your head up and down a lot when they talk, lol


Yeah that's about how I am. Here's a sample transcript of a normal conversation in my house
Wife:"Blah,blah, blah, blah. BLAH!?!? Blah."
Me:"Oh yeah?"
 05/12/2011 01:12:06 AM · #5
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Do all women expect men to be psychic? Or just the ones I have in my life?


You know what I'm going to say. . . . .
 05/12/2011 01:12:23 AM · #6
Originally posted by robs:
No all of them basically :-) Women think we are more complex then their dog... They are wrong.


Luckily my friend Captain Morgan is here, so everything will be fine.
 05/12/2011 01:14:23 AM · #7
Originally posted by karmat:
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Do all women expect men to be psychic? Or just the ones I have in my life?


You know what I'm going to say. . . . .


I'm sure you will be mad at me too when I say no : (
 05/12/2011 01:27:59 AM · #8
Originally posted by robs:
No all of them basically :-) Women think we are more complex then their dog... They are wrong.


But women are never wrong! ;-)
 05/12/2011 01:30:03 AM · #9
Originally posted by Fiora:
Originally posted by robs:
No all of them basically :-) Women think we are more complex then their dog... They are wrong.


But women are never wrong! ;-)


and there in a reply is our issue :-)
 05/12/2011 01:34:20 AM · #10
Men wouldn't need to be psychic if they paid attention.
 05/12/2011 01:44:21 AM · #11
Old joke: If a husband speaks alone in the forest, is he still wrong?

And as far as actually getting along with women, ya listening is kinda important. Same goes with other humans. Pets can be safely ignored.
 05/12/2011 02:18:57 AM · #12
Originally posted by BrennanOB:
Old joke: If a husband speaks alone in the forest, is he still wrong?

And as far as actually getting along with women, ya listening is kinda important. Same goes with other humans. Pets can be safely ignored.


You, sir, have not met my cat.
 05/12/2011 02:35:30 AM · #13
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Do all women expect men to be psychic? Or just the ones I have in my life?


I know men aren't psychic, if they were then they would be multi-tasking!
 05/12/2011 04:56:27 AM · #14
Originally posted by supanova:
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Do all women expect men to be psychic? Or just the ones I have in my life?


I know men aren't psychic, if they were then they would be multi-tasking!


They have done tests and proven that a man cannot talk with a phone in one hand and the other hand stirring a pot of water on the boil. It just isn't possible...hehehehe!! Okay...now I'm running before the men start sulking!!!
 05/12/2011 05:22:06 AM · #15
Originally posted by Judi:
Originally posted by supanova:
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Do all women expect men to be psychic? Or just the ones I have in my life?


I know men aren't psychic, if they were then they would be multi-tasking!


They have done tests and proven that a man cannot talk with a phone in one hand and the other hand stirring a pot of water on the boil. It just isn't possible...hehehehe!! Okay...now I'm running before the men start sulking!!!

Who the hell stirs boiling water?? What real man even talks on the phone in the kitchen??

MZero had the solution all along. <-- Stir that! :)
 05/12/2011 05:30:38 AM · #16
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Or just the ones I have in my life?


How many women do you have in your life, maybe thats where you have gone wrong?
 05/12/2011 06:16:58 AM · #17
POLYGAMY is the answer
one for love
one for sex
one in the kitchen
one in the laundry room
and one to feed the rabbits

aaah dreams
 05/12/2011 06:22:46 AM · #18
To answer the OP's question...maybe not quite psychic, but at least be attentive. IMHO men are still conditioned to go for one big goal, while women are expected to be able to do a bazillion smaller tasks, most often at the same time. So it frustrates us when guys miss the so-called 'small stuff'.
 05/12/2011 06:32:11 AM · #19
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Luckily my friend Captain Morgan is here, so everything will be fine.


Jack D is your friend too... lol
 05/12/2011 06:40:45 AM · #20
Originally posted by snaffles:
To answer the OP's question...maybe not quite psychic, but at least be attentive. IMHO men are still conditioned to go for one big goal, while women are expected to be able to do a bazillion smaller tasks, most often at the same time. So it frustrates us when guys miss the so-called 'small stuff'.


therefore share the tasks
 05/12/2011 07:11:08 AM · #21
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Do all women expect men to be psychic? Or just the ones I have in my life?


We do. And...we don't expect to be asked these kind of questions!
You should just know the answer!

Message edited by author 2011-05-12 07:11:38.
 05/12/2011 07:46:47 AM · #22
Originally posted by Hipychik:
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Do all women expect men to be psychic? Or just the ones I have in my life?


We do. And...we don't expect to be asked these kind of questions!
You should just know the answer!

Haha touché!!!! ; )
 05/12/2011 08:00:18 AM · #23
Originally posted by The_Tourist:
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Luckily my friend Captain Morgan is here, so everything will be fine.


Jack D is your friend too... lol

You will not get over this with sub-standard burbon, my friend. You need to go where the stuff was invented--Irish.

Message edited by author 2011-05-12 08:00:27.
 05/12/2011 08:23:36 AM · #24
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Originally posted by Judi:
Originally posted by supanova:
Originally posted by monster-zero:
Do all women expect men to be psychic? Or just the ones I have in my life?


I know men aren't psychic, if they were then they would be multi-tasking!


They have done tests and proven that a man cannot talk with a phone in one hand and the other hand stirring a pot of water on the boil. It just isn't possible...hehehehe!! Okay...now I'm running before the men start sulking!!!

Who the hell stirs boiling water?? What real man even talks on the phone in the kitchen??

MZero had the solution all along. <-- Stir that! :)

Reminds me of a couple of jokes you can join together:

If a tree falls in a forest and lands on a woman...
...
...
Why the hell is the woman out of the kitchen in the first place?
...
...
Because her leash was too long!
 05/12/2011 08:24:12 AM · #25
Being psychic would be wonderful!!

Being anything other than completely oblivious would even be acceptable.

Unfortunately, the chances of either are equally as likely.

:P
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