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07/16/2004 09:21:50 PM · #26 |
A few more that are profound...or profane...however you choose to look at it...LOL
from this site
Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
When in doubt, use brute force.
True happiness will be found only in true love.
To give happiness is to deserve happiness.
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The minute a man is convinced he is interesting, he isn't.
The ideal wife is the woman who has an ideal husband.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Shouldn't you be doing something useful?
People will laugh at you, but let that not prevent you.
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
Lonely is a man without love.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Friction is a drag.
Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal.
A bachelor is a man whom women are still sampling.
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07/16/2004 09:24:33 PM · #27 |
I got the best fortune once: Pardon is the choiciest flower of victory.
My friend once got: Buy the red car.
I like both of those very much. |
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08/20/2004 10:11:54 PM · #28 |
"The riches of others makes you more valuable"......In bed. :P
Interesting fortune I got today. |
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08/20/2004 11:04:19 PM · #29 |
I've held on to this one for a while:
"If you continually give, you will continually have" ... in bed |
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08/20/2004 11:07:00 PM · #30 |
Originally posted by photom:
Do we get to add "in bed" at the end of the title? |
does everyone world wide say "in bed" at the end?
hahaha
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08/20/2004 11:30:08 PM · #31 |
"Passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
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08/20/2004 11:32:02 PM · #32 |
He who goes through airport doors sideways is going to Bangkok.
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08/20/2004 11:53:57 PM · #33 |
Originally posted by doctornick:
He who goes through airport doors sideways is going to Bangkok. |
ROFL!!!!
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08/20/2004 11:57:07 PM · #34 |
Originally posted by ericlimon:
Originally posted by photom:
Do we get to add "in bed" at the end of the title? |
does everyone world wide say "in bed" at the end?
hahaha |
Actually this is the first time i've ever heard of it. And i love reading fortune cookies. I have a collection somewhere, now i have to go thru each one with "in bed" at the end.
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08/01/2021 02:25:14 PM · #35 |
| I have gotten a fortune cookie with no fortune inside of it - twice |
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08/01/2021 04:45:13 PM · #36 |
Welcome to the site, Claudia!
This is a wonderful idea.
(without the "in bed" part, of course... LOL ) |
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