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05/28/2012 07:58:11 PM · #1
ubique back. He was a perfect Stepford wife, and I'm tired of him neglecting the house. (Can I say please in Rant?) I'm sending him a tripod and a bubble level if he doesn't return home soon. If needed, I may even take away his Nik Silver and leave him only Topaz adjust, whatever it's called. If that doesn't work, then I'm sending a crew to capture his square format Bronica and any little Oly's he may have in his pocket or man bag. As a last result, I'll bring my kids for a month long visit. Oh, and they will drive you nuts with questions about South Africa, remember my kids are educated by the US public school system. None of that private crap.

Fell free to add your threats and ultimatums. . .
05/28/2012 08:17:15 PM · #2
Originally posted by bspurgeon:

Fell free to add your threats and ultimatums. . .

I want people (especially US politicians) to stop delivering ultimatums ... ;-)
05/28/2012 08:25:37 PM · #3
Ha! No kidding. Of course if they don't stop you won't vote.
05/28/2012 08:56:21 PM · #4
Go to his habitat and stay still for hours at a time. Let him approach you first.
05/28/2012 09:00:53 PM · #5
Originally posted by posthumous:

Go to his habitat and stay still for hours at a time. Let him approach you first.

No no no. Take a torch and a gas can. Force him out into the open, then snare him.
05/28/2012 09:10:24 PM · #6
Yeegads. A bubble level? Eeeeek!
05/28/2012 09:28:58 PM · #7
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by posthumous:

Go to his habitat and stay still for hours at a time. Let him approach you first.

No no no. Take a torch and a gas can. Force him out into the open, then snare him.


Jane Goodall you are not.
05/28/2012 09:30:26 PM · #8
Ummm... he'd better come back fast, or Ben will bore him with discussions about his Subaru Outback.

Gack!
05/28/2012 10:20:34 PM · #9
You people are... weird.
05/28/2012 10:20:59 PM · #10
Oh wait!

Ben has a Subaru Outback!?!?
05/28/2012 10:44:08 PM · #11
If he doesn't return, I will post more pictures of bicycles and cowboys with big mustaches. Well, I'll probably do that anyway, but if he returns, they will be artsier.
05/28/2012 10:53:05 PM · #12
Yes, Lydia, for two years; however, Wendy is referencing the ex-hippie artist who gave me a tour of his deep canyon home in the Santa Ana Mountains, talked my ear off for 20 minutes about my prior visit reminding me how we talked about my Outback (never happened).

His window and sculpture. (Window reminded me of the English flag, hence the title)



I went out there looking for images for the Ansel challenge. This was in front of his cabin the last time I was out there. And no, he was not there that day, or maybe he was watching.



Either way, he may enjoy a visit to South Africa as well. Surely an hour or to will prompt Paul to give us some images.

Message edited by author 2012-05-28 22:54:18.
05/28/2012 10:53:52 PM · #13
Originally posted by LydiaToo:

Oh wait!

Ben has a Subaru Outback!?!?


No, PENNY Has a Subaru Outback.

But Ben can have one too if that'll bring Paul back. I miss him. He's like my long-lost brother-I-never-knew-I-had...

R.
05/28/2012 11:21:42 PM · #14
I have a Subaru Outback as well... Several DPC'ers have ridden in said car. :)
05/29/2012 12:26:51 AM · #15
If Paul doesn't come back, I'm going to colorize all entries.
05/29/2012 02:23:04 AM · #16
I've never ridden in a Subaru Outback. My mom has an older Forrester - I've ridden in that. Should I call my mom and have her pick up Paul and drag him back here? There's some stuff in the front seat, but she can throw it in the back.
05/29/2012 07:20:59 AM · #17
Top 10 things I'll do if Paul doesn't come back.

10. Start titling all my entries to the effect of: IMG_7791-DPC4-resize-for-web-800
9. Put on a cowboy hat and ride my bike to Steve's house.
8. Suggest a Subaru Outback challenge
7. Start bitching about my score.
6. Finish this list...
06/01/2012 07:47:13 AM · #18
Well? Where is he?!
06/01/2012 07:51:49 AM · #19
Originally posted by bvy:

Well? Where is he?!


Good question! What country or continent does he reside in these days?
06/01/2012 09:33:59 AM · #20
Originally posted by Stagolee:

Originally posted by bvy:

Well? Where is he?!


Good question! What country or continent does he reside in these days?


For that matter, where's Billy Lyons? I haven't seen him for a while.
06/01/2012 09:45:42 AM · #21
The last I heard he was two clicks left of right..
06/01/2012 12:48:10 PM · #22
maybe he changed his name to ART.

I want him back.
06/01/2012 01:27:24 PM · #23
Originally posted by Stagolee:

Originally posted by bvy:

Well? Where is he?!


Good question! What country or continent does he reside in these days?


I think he's up in the space station, doing some orbital work. No?
06/01/2012 03:19:27 PM · #24
Originally posted by bvy:

Top 10 things I'll do if Paul doesn't come back.

10. Start titling all my entries to the effect of: IMG_7791-DPC4-resize-for-web-800
9. Put on a cowboy hat and ride my bike to Steve's house.
8. Suggest a Subaru Outback challenge
7. Start bitching about my score.
6. Finish this list...


OK.

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