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06/04/2011 12:33:33 AM · #76 |
Originally posted by Leenie:
My father's motto:
"Poop in one hand, Wish in the other... and see which one fills first."
I don't know how many times he says it... not one I use often, but I hear often |
My dad likes that one as well....
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06/04/2011 01:19:31 AM · #77 |
Originally posted by tate:
My (biased) list of favorite quotes in twitter - by my daughter â€Â¦
Example: "you shouldn't have ate one of those because they make you poop - and your poop smells bad. So can I have one?" |
That's a wonderful page, tate :-)
R. |
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06/04/2011 01:39:00 AM · #78 |
love it tate.
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. |
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06/04/2011 10:19:52 AM · #79 |
| Never try to teach a pig to sing.....it wastes your time, and annoys the pig. |
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06/04/2011 05:24:27 PM · #80 |
"sh*t or get off the pot!!"
My husbands all time favourite, used if someone can't make a decision. :] |
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06/04/2011 08:08:58 PM · #81 |
"My mind's made up -- don't confuse me with the facts!"
The conservative's mantra, according to my dad (a science teacher) |
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06/04/2011 08:09:39 PM · #82 |
| It's better than a sharp stick in the eye. |
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06/04/2011 08:16:56 PM · #83 |
One of my newest favorites, with a significant elision of perhaps insignificant detail:
"I was soaked through, cold, and deeply, deeply gloomy....I watched the rain beat down on the road outside and told myself that one day this would all be twenty years ago."
--Bill Bryson, Notes From A Small Island |
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06/04/2011 08:21:53 PM · #84 |
When sex is good it's Brilliant, When sex is bad it's still pretty good!
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06/04/2011 09:10:15 PM · #85 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
"When I was fourteen, my father was so stupid I could barely stand to have the old man around. But by the time I was twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in the last seven years."
--Mark Twain |
"My father died when I was eleven."
--Mark Twain |
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06/05/2011 12:50:08 AM · #86 |
| I don't think anyone has ever accused Mr. Clemens of being the ultimate exemplar of literal (or literary) veracity ... |
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06/05/2011 01:21:57 AM · #87 |
"You displayed two things for me: balls"
Message edited by author 2011-06-05 01:36:21. |
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06/05/2011 11:01:16 AM · #88 |
Live for today, not tomorrow.
(Which is quite ironic seeing as I'm revising for exams coming up :-( )
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06/05/2011 11:40:56 AM · #89 |
Don't Trash It, It Might Be Useful (with respect to photos anyway)
I need a new hard drive, ...., again.
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06/13/2011 10:16:39 AM · #90 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
I don't think anyone has ever accused Mr. Clemens of being the ultimate exemplar of literal (or literary) veracity ... |
- but they have accused him of being, probably in the top three greatest american writers. A huge literary presence(and his house is only a few miles up the street) |
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06/13/2011 10:45:43 AM · #91 |
| Hasn't got a patio to pace in. (variation) |
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06/13/2011 10:55:23 AM · #92 |
He doesn't have the sense God gave a soda cracker...
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06/13/2011 11:02:29 AM · #93 |
From a the equestrian crowd:
"Lead, follow, or get out of the way!" |
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06/13/2011 11:05:58 AM · #94 |
| Shit...or get off the pot |
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09/07/2011 10:21:00 AM · #95 |
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09/07/2011 10:22:13 AM · #96 |
| "It's better than a sharp stick in the eye" |
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09/07/2011 10:58:44 AM · #97 |
| Reality isn't what it should be or what you'd like it to be, Reality is what it is. Either you work with Reality, or Reality will work against you. |
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09/07/2011 11:18:19 AM · #98 |
Originally posted by JuliBoc:
Reality isn't what it should be or what you'd like it to be, Reality is what it is. Either you work with Reality, or Reality will work against you. |
+1
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09/07/2011 11:27:57 AM · #99 |
| "Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it." |
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09/07/2011 11:50:35 AM · #100 |
"Women are made to be loved...not understood."
~Mae West |
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