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05/31/2011 10:48:08 AM · #51 |
"When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all." God-Futurama GodFellas episode
I want this on a shirt to wear at work. In the Emergency Department. I mean NON Emergency Department!
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05/31/2011 11:17:49 AM · #52 |
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05/31/2011 11:59:35 AM · #53 |
One I brought up on a motorcycle thread recently, since always some inane argument happening..
So this is yet another thread arguing the different brown shades of ones asshole color, but it still ends with the same result.
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05/31/2011 12:57:55 PM · #54 |
THIS LIFE IS A TEST
It is only a Test.
If this had been an actual life
you would have been given further
instructions about where to go
and what to do. --Sign in the copy-room at Maybeck High School, Berkeley, CA |
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06/02/2011 04:24:18 AM · #55 |
"I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so."
Victor Borge |
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06/02/2011 06:47:31 AM · #56 |
| "Never mud wrestle a pig, you both get dirty, and the pig likes that." |
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06/02/2011 07:17:57 AM · #57 |
To add a bit of local colour, here is one in Afrikaans:
As dit pap reën, moet jy skep.
My direct translation: If it is raining porridge, one should dish up.
Meaning: use your opportunities. English equivalent - seize the day.
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06/02/2011 07:53:03 AM · #58 |
Never argue with an idiot. They will only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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06/02/2011 08:04:34 AM · #59 |
| "I can fix a lot of things but I can't fix stupid" |
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06/02/2011 08:09:16 AM · #60 |
mine is...aint got time to bleed!!!
as said by jessie ventura in the film predator |
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06/02/2011 09:05:02 AM · #61 |
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06/02/2011 09:28:33 AM · #62 |
"Arguing with you, is like dueling with an unarmed man."
The one time I actually used it in an argument, the other guy said, "Huh? I don't get it...."
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06/02/2011 09:32:23 AM · #63 |
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06/02/2011 09:36:52 AM · #64 |
"I'm too old for this shit!" Danny Glover as Sergeant Murtaugh in the lethal weapon series;
is a phrase I love to yell out when I lose tolerance for people and can no longer suffer idiots.
I do like the Mark Twain Quotes, especially General's above;
I always think of Twain's
"Put all your eggs in one basket... and watch that basket!"
or "Clothes do make the man- Naked people have little or no influence on society"
personally a lot of people are practicing the IGMAFU model lately.
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06/02/2011 09:51:36 AM · #65 |
Originally posted by ambaker:
"Arguing with you, is like dueling with an unarmed man."
The one time I actually used it in an argument, the other guy said, "Huh? I don't get it...." |
In the same vain, one of my favourites:
' I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed! '
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06/02/2011 09:53:13 AM · #66 |
| It's hard to soar with the eagles when you are surrounded by a bunch of turkeys. |
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06/02/2011 09:58:13 AM · #67 |
| My dad used to say, "you can find my sympathy in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'. Colorful guy... |
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06/02/2011 10:08:34 AM · #68 |
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
Steven Wright
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06/02/2011 10:12:50 AM · #69 |
My (biased) list of favorite quotes in twitter - by my daughter …
Example: "you shouldn't have ate one of those because they make you poop - and your poop smells bad. So can I have one?"
Message edited by author 2011-06-02 10:14:16. |
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06/02/2011 10:21:33 AM · #70 |
| Don't call me "Sir", I work for a living. |
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06/02/2011 10:28:15 AM · #71 |
my motto:
"Hard work pays off in the future...but lazy pays off now" |
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06/02/2011 10:39:10 AM · #72 |
My father's motto:
"Poop in one hand, Wish in the other... and see which one fills first."
I don't know how many times he says it... not one I use often, but I hear often |
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06/02/2011 10:43:44 AM · #73 |
| 'If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space" |
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06/02/2011 10:51:50 AM · #74 |
I have a t-shirt that says...
"Let me just drop everything and work on YOUR problem"
I've had many requests by people who've wanted this shirt so bad they were willing to take it off my very back. |
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06/04/2011 12:15:24 AM · #75 |
I'm too old for fists, switching to guns...
(Play on an old Top Gun line.) |
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