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05/28/2005 06:08:57 PM · #201 |
... His cup... which was supposedd to runneth over was filled with .... pussy....errr cat. What to do he wondered... should I use one of these three items  to free this poor helpless creature......
Suddenly he remembered that the DCP people, nefarious and sneaky people that they are.....were the very source of important information and that he should strive to  information out of them , because he knew fully well that with the information he gathered off of this motly crew he could....... |
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05/28/2005 06:13:46 PM · #202 |
Free Willy!
Who had the skill to save the poor little doggy named "kitty" from certain |
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05/28/2005 06:19:02 PM · #203 |
Invasion!
As the soldier recon'd nearby, Kitty and Janice hid in the bushes. Suddenly they heard the sound of...
Message edited by author 2005-05-28 18:20:04. |
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05/28/2005 06:20:16 PM · #204 |
death at the hands of a very wily old  . He may have seemed sweet, caring and nurturing, but when he invited the poor little dog named "Kitty" to dinner, what he really meant was.... |
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05/28/2005 06:40:16 PM · #205 |
The poor little doggy named "Kitty" was really the main course, to
be served with shrimp on the Barbie
and
carrots on the side
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05/28/2005 06:59:03 PM · #206 |
and served with a Ducktini.
It was a cruel, cruel world, but the dog named "Kitty" knew just what to do, he and Janice...
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05/28/2005 08:09:09 PM · #207 |
had to go to the moon, and soon...
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05/28/2005 08:12:54 PM · #208 |
headed for New York City  and a new life without her husband, because Janice had just met a drummer and fallen deeply in love with him. Her husband, however, having been jilted, was on the move and began stalking them. . He encountered a homeless man who might have some information concerning their whereabouts, but after a lengthy period of questioning, the man replied: |
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05/28/2005 08:20:40 PM · #209 |
Piss off, I'm thinking.
The man..
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05/28/2005 08:43:07 PM · #210 |
said "Go find the dog without a tail to wag and seek his advice.
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05/28/2005 08:53:56 PM · #211 |
.."Woof, Woof, Woof! he said.
translation:
Go find the woman with no body and bring her to me
Larry went out in search of, and did find just that:
Reaching under the doors, Larry grabbed hold of her feet and...
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05/28/2005 08:55:36 PM · #212 |
...immediately realized she was 'taking care of personal business' and left her alone.
He left the ladies' room, pondering the cosmos, and planning his next step. He decided to...
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05/28/2005 09:04:03 PM · #213 |
... go find the men's room, as he was laughing
his butt off so hard, he was about to pee his pants.
Now feeling relieved, he stepped outside
the mens's room and ran back into the women's
restroom, to see if the woman with no legs was
done yet, as he couldn't disregard the orders bestowed
on him by the dog with no legs.
reaching under the stall doors again,
Larry grabbed hold of her feet and...
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OMG - this is too much - ROFLMAO
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05/28/2005 09:34:18 PM · #214 |
 being done, she gave him a friendly smile and..
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05/28/2005 09:38:33 PM · #215 |
Shared her displeasure with a fiery look. After the smoke cleared.. |
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05/28/2005 09:41:14 PM · #216 |
she kissed him. He totally lost his mind and insists..
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05/28/2005 09:43:18 PM · #217 |
threw up all over him.
If it isn't one thing, it's another he thought to himself.
As he went to clean himself up (and make sure she washed
her hands too), he looked into the sink and saw... |
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05/28/2005 09:44:49 PM · #218 |
"It was like being kissed by a vulture, I swear.
But then she said, with deadly emphasis, next time you need legs, go find a
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05/28/2005 09:49:02 PM · #219 |
volunteer...now.. about your quest..
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05/28/2005 10:05:56 PM · #220 |
find the in the desert and ride him to.......
And don't transpose those numbers again, HE YELLED!
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05/28/2005 10:28:35 PM · #221 |
A Naval base to the land of Scotts, where the poor people there are being attacked by invading martians with the help from Rodan.
Larry gulped, grabbed what balls he had, got on the horse, and went to the land of Scotts.
While on his way there...
Message edited by author 2005-05-29 13:40:34.
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05/28/2005 10:35:51 PM · #222 |
... the two Matians (LOL)
decided it was time to to go find some biker chickas
and... |
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05/28/2005 10:36:22 PM · #223 |
He stopped in the land of magic and sought out the world reknowned talking heads of stone.... , because he knew that he MUST get some crucial information from them because...... |
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05/28/2005 10:40:51 PM · #224 |
because nobody knew the fate of the little doggy named "kitty" who was about to become barbeque,
and nobody seemed to care
But this could easily be remedied with the right |
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05/28/2005 10:49:02 PM · #225 |
Drum solo... a long one...really long one.. |
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