Stray Cat Slinking Into the Safety of the Shadows
by MaryO

Comment:
ursula: that's not natural. a black cat crossing your path is bad luck.

sher: but there's seven. Seven is a lucky number!

scalvert: pshaw. superstition.

sher: did you just say pshaw?

Frontside Crooked Grind
by trnqlty

Comment:
scalvert: look at that. that's the face of cold deliberation. a confident semi-smirk of accomplishment. that's not natural.

muckpond: he nailed it, dude! totally natural!

karmat: he symbolizes the karmic wave.

scalvert: wave? I thought it was a circle.

karmat: if the surfboard is ready, the wave will come.

scalvert: that's a skateboard.

karmat: exactly.

scalvert: (crosses eyes and slaps forehead)

bloop
by ralph

Comment:
scalvert: pure physics. that is natural.

ursula: but it looks like a... thingie...

scalvert: a what?

ursula: you know, that thingie that you put on your... thingie.

scalvert: and how is that relevant?

ursula: well it's not natural, not according to the Roman Catholic church.

scalvert: as an atheist, I approve this photo.

From there to here
by hajeka

Comment:
scalvert: well, if we can verify that the pilot took his hand off the wheel and the boat was moving on its own accord, then it's natural.

frisca: ok, I've got my agents on it right now.

muckpond: I like boats!

Perfect Landing
by senor_kasper

Comment:
sher: okay, now this must be natural. He's totally at the whim of wind, weather and gravity.

scalvert: I don't know, he's got cords to pull on. It's a steering device.

sher: hmm... I don't remember you being so stringent when we were discussing YOUR picture...

scalvert: don't forget my team of experts!

Ping Pong
by JustinM

Comment:
GeneralE: if it's a serve, it's a single motion and therefore natural. but if it's a volley, it's several motions, so it's not natural.

muckpond: looks like serve-and-volley to me.

GeneralE: (brain explodes)

Go, Daddy! Go!! Go!!! Go!!!!
by hahn23

Comment:
scalvert: okay, gravity is natural.

ursula: but it's not natural to have four daddies.

karmat: maybe it is in some cultures.

ursula: like what culture?

karmat: I don't know.

Jumping Back Kick
by andrewt

Comment:
ursula: that ain't natural. some little kid like that kicking the crap out of you? that ain't natural.

muckpond: that's totally natural! I saw it on TV!

scalvert: I've got to admit. there's some pretty cool physics to this.

GeneralE: yes, and it's one motion.

muckpond: and a totally butt-kicking motion, too!

Layup
by JeniY

Comment:
muckpond: he sunk the shot! that's natural!

GeneralE: I don't know if that's a single motion.

muckpond: UP AND IN! that's a single motion.

GeneralE: sounds like two motions to me.

muckpond: No way, dude. You can't have in without the up!

GeneralE: I was always more of a 3-point shooter.

Fly Away, Fly Away, Fly Away Home
by karmat

Comment:
ursula: this is natural unless it's DrAchoo. there's nothing natural about shoving a dead ladybug across a window.

scalvert: refrigerated ladybug.

ursula: oh, I forgot a DrAchoo fan was here. Well there's nothing natural with torturing a ladybug across a window, either.

scalvert: well, it's not DrAchoo.

ursula: that's a relief. I get enough torture on the 6 o'clock news.