Last sighting of Little Red Riding Hood
by LevT

Comment:
What's in the bag? ...WHAT'S IN THE BAG??!!

Footprints on the snow
by vikas

Comment:
Kentucky Fried Fargo. :P

Guido Got Caught With His Hand In The Cookie Jar
by Refocused

Comment:
When they want to send a message, those Keebler Elves don't mess around!

Scene of the Crime
by illini75

Comment:
I thought OJ quit smoking...

Evidence indicated the nut robbery had escalated into a possible homicide, but no body was recovered
by mefnj

Comment:
Check the wood chipper...

After all was said and done
by markwiley

Comment:
He stuck his nose in where it didn't belong. Uncovered evidence of high level corruption and threatened to blow the lid off of their whole operation. Did he think they would just sit back and wait for the indictments? Was he that naive? The final question: was he clever enough to have an insurance policy - a dead man's switch, so to speak?

...on the other hand, maybe he was just overworked and died of cardiac arrest.

Beware the butcher
by Sisto

Comment:
The shadow appears to be the arm of Kermit the Frog. I can only surmise that the victim was having an affair with Miss Piggy. ...and I've been saying for years that Kermit would eventually snap.

crime scene
by tvsometime

Comment:
No blood, no crime. :P

Research & Discovered
by GeorgesBogaert

Comment:
Oh gawd, not the bluebonic plague! :P

Self-Defense or Not? You decide.
by Lydia

Comment:
Looks more like a suicide, so... self-offense.