This should have scored much higher! It's probably because of the cutting off both the head and the feet. People can usually live with (and like) one, but not both. I still think it's great! and what a wonderful title!
hahaha! i'm more concerned about the pacifier than the leash, although that is also disconcerting. this leash is meant for the child to lead the way, i suppose and is less effective in the dragging style of walking a kid. anyway, this is hysterical, great photo.
one negative stands out to me, though. i'm not sure how to fix it in basic, or what even causes it, but some of the edges, especially those around the mom's cup and bottom of her pants are sort of jagged. i'm not sure if it's an over sharpening thing, which might have just happened on its own when you resized. no real penalty, just something to look out for.