Your score is going to get killed for this. I have to say I agree that it DNMC. I get that this is a kind of train, but since the title is trains and railroads, I think that it's clear what kind of train was meant. Also, the carpet as a background is distracting, the lighting is harsh (probably from flash), the wood from the wall in the upper corner is distracting and adds to the snapshot feel, the Bible being in the center of the photo is not great composition, I think the contrast could come up a smidge, and I'm not trying to be overly harsh, just honest and I hope this comment is helpful to you.
Laugh out loud funny and so totally outside the box that it has to be rated a ten just for the whimsy and clever title. A little over active in the imagination department is a huge plus. Not quite matching the challenge subject, it none the less is a welcome moment of levity and jocularity. Very well done.
Love it! A unique take on the challenge. I'm afraid you are probably going to get killed with DNMC votes from others, but I think you knew that going in. You'll at least get a high vote from me, and I think I am safe in giving this my blue shoehorn really early on. Usually, these are simply for humor, not shoehorning, but I think it may count for both this time. Damn the torpedoes and low votes!