A hush went over the bush, and Professor McCreary went still. As the hairs prickled on his neck, he slowly turned around. His breath caught in his throat. There she was! The elusive Goggled Yuppie! The Professor crouched down slowly, to get to eye level and hopefully show himself as less of a threat. He excitedly began to jot in his notebook as the Yuppie slowly circled him, looking curious, but non-threatening. Such as it was when the Professor was taken completely by surprise, the sudden attack coming with no warning, no suggestion of body language.
He didn't even have time to scream. |