I had just finished peeing behind a tree in the woods when I heard my Pa yell "FISH ON!" I ran back immediately. He proceeded to tell me he had hooked a monster. Biggest thing he'd ever seen! "Where is it?" I asked. What proceeded was a very familiar tale of how it got away. 😒
That, my son, is King Trout. I've been trying to catch him since I was your age. See that glint at the corner of his mouth? That is my hook. We have both hooked each other, and I still do not know who will win.