An unauthorized satirical parody of Bear_Music's acclaimed "Ice Cream Daze"
FAQs Q: Why no Godzilla?
A: I am focusing on a kinder, gentler brand of humor these days. Yeah, that was sarcasm. I realize Godzilla is my "Gallagher Smashing Melons" but I am so much deeper than that. ...yeah, more sarcasm. Did I answer the question?
Q: Are you really this nuts?
A: Rhetorical question, no doubt.
Q: Is that lady wearing a Seahawks cap in New England??
A: Yep. I would have given her a Patriots cap, but I hate the Patriots. Well "hate" is a strong word. Despise, loathe, detest... Meh, I'll stick with hate.
Q: What was the most challenging part of this masterpiece?
A: Bear's's legs. He had no legs. I gave him legs. So, I guess I'm like Jesus in that way.
Q: No squirrel?
A: I was initially going to use one, but decided to go with a rat instead. They're basically the same thing except nobody goes "Awe, how cute is he?" to a rat.
Q: Why Waldo?
A: No, it's "Where's Waldo?"
Q: Since when did you start putting Lincoln in your creations?
A: Four score and seven years ago, but he previously always wore a Godzilla suit.
Q: Is that a fish in the gutter?
A: Yes. Sockeye salmon. It's a statement about... global warming or whatever.
Q: What possessed you t...
A: That's enough questions for now.
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