Even until the very moment that Larry lost his life in order to feed Mary from Michigan at a little backwater seafood shack, he only had one regret in life. A regret that was foolish anyway, since it was over something he never had any control over anyway.
His one regret, you ask? An unfortunate under-bite that made him always look confused.
It just goes to show. Sometimes we get so focused on the trivial, that the true tragedies go unnoticed. I mean really Larry, an under-bite? You were eaten by an asthmatic whiner named MARY.
Silly fish. |