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05/04/2010 11:24:32 AM · #1 |
'Grog' like new cave. Nice view, shelter from storm. But not perfect for 'Grog'. Satellite reception bad and no cable. 'Grog' on dialup.
'Grog' find mate. Female good for 'grog' and make many strong offspring, but cooking not good. Female use magic invisible fire box too much. But female make Thag and Kron jealous. 'Grog' keep female and pretend to like cooking.
'Grog' see drawing of monster on cave wall. Art is good but does not fill belly.
'Grog' see hunting party return. No blood on spears, no mammoth for tribe. Will have to eat Thag's tree bark casserole again. 'Grog' is kind. Tells Thag cooking is delish.
'Grog' not afraid of alley mugger, 'Grog' have sharp pointy stick to hurt mugger and protect 'Grog'.
'Grog' like beer, but 'Grog''s hands too big. Cannot open can. Must get female to open can for 'Grog'.
Now THIS is cave for 'Grog'! Will make Thag very jealous. How much is mortgage on dream cave? Does cave have working plumbing and cable? BTW, 'Grog' cannot spell medeval meadivulmedeevil either.
'Grog' go to water buffalo lodge in Odawa for party, fancy place for 'Grog'. Invited by Fred Flintstone who always keep up with the Jonesrocks. Fred now in debt up to eyeballs. 'Grog' tell Fred about Dave Ramstone.
'Grog' say stand back. 'Grog' have sharp pointy stick to kill monster. 'Grog' be famous hero, like Don Quixote. Get picture in paper, have many females to bear 'Grog''s children. 'Grog' is great.
Post-challenge: 'Grog' say Snarfles robbed at spearpoint. 'Grog' see creative use of blur. Send Thag and Kron to kill low voters. Skins of trolls keep female warm in cold time.
'Grog' see food for tribe. 'Grog' is great hunter, will bring home much meat. Many female will praise 'Grog' the hunter.
'Grog' afraid of fire god. Very powerful. 'Grog' offer finest female to fire God. Fire god take? Yes! 'Grog' is now great diplomat! 'Grog' run for president now.
'Grog' say female no follow into battle. Female stay in cave, make spears and children for 'Grog'.
*sigh* 'Grog' have weakness for redhair-bigeyes. 'Grog' say ok. Come with 'grog'. 'Grog' will share glory of battle. But redhair-bigeyes must leave some killing for 'Grog'.
'Grog' need this power. 'Grog' gives you finest female for magic blade that cuts rock. Female make many strong offspring for you. You take now. 'Grog' will defeat enemies and be even greater than 'Grog' is now!
You mark comment helpful or 'Grog' will send Thag and Kron to attack with sharp pointy sticks. Or maybe not... 'Grog' forget you still have magic blade. Thag and Kron are brave, not stupid.
'Grog' like this cave! Cold fire things make so 'Grog' can see painting on wall. Painting tells 'Grog' of many battles fought and many enemies slain. Great hunter and fighter lives here.
'Grog' thought HIS cave was mess with bones of enemies on floor! 'Grog' is only amateur! 'Grog' submit this to reality show, make you big star on magic picture show box.
Haha! Thag call 'Grog' fool for hunting in city. Thag is fool! 'Grog' has found food for tribe. 'Grog' find mammoth to feed tribe during cold time. Tiger have tough meat, but sharp fangs to make weapon. Squirrel-thing has no meat, but will make fun for children of 'Grog' to chase, so can become great hunter like 'Grog' one day!
'Grog' excited to find food! Was going to kill mammoth in other challenge and feed whole tribe, but mammoth was really drawing on iron monster. Thag will laugh at 'Grog', but small bird better than nothing.
Calm!? You ask 'Grog' stay calm for flying monster attack!? 'Grog' will attack! 'Grog' see weakness. Will stab soft underbelly with spear. Is good strong spear, made from scales of other monster. Other monster fell to 'Grog' and so will flying one. 'Grog' is great warrior!!!!
'Grog' kneel to maker-of-fire. Offer skins of slain enemies for firemaking secret. Oh, 'Grog' see McDonalds! 'Grog' not need fire now. 'Grog' thank you anyway.
'Grog' understand. But 'Grog' not use knife. 'Grog' is great warrior. Eats like great warrior that 'Grog' is. No knife, no butter for 'Grog'. Only bread, so 'Grog' call picture DNMC.
'Grog' is great commenter, you mark comment helpful or 'Grog' send Thag to make hurt.
'Grog' like title. Make 'Grog' laugh. 'Grog' is great commenter. You mark comment helpful or 'Grog' send Thag and Kron to "convince".
'Grog' see 3 magic light boxes. 'Grog' impressed and vote 3. You thank 'grog' for high vote and great comment. You check comment helpful or 'Grog' will be angered.
'Grog' sees great hunter and warrior to be. This is face to strike fear in heart of opponent. Many enemies will fall before his spear. Boy will be great like 'Grog' one day.
'Grog' see female and dinner. Life is good for 'Grog' today.
Bah! Magnum is great warrior, but not know about females. 'Grog' is not only great hunter and warrior, but great lover too. 'Grog' is also great teacher, so will teach Magnum. Magnum will thank 'Grog'.
You choose healthy looking female from tribe, big breast, wide hips. You drag her by hair to cave. If female live, then she is strong and will bear many strong offspring. If female die when crossing rocks, then female was not worthy as mate. You go choose other female.
'Grog' not have time to vote this challenge, (is mating season, as 'Grog' sees Magnum is aware). 'Grog' leave late comment.
Much hair is sign of great hunter and warrior to be, like 'Grog'. You bring offspring to 'Grog'. Offspring sit on lap and Uncle 'Grog' tell tales of many beasts hunted and enemies slain. Child will be proud and strong.
'Grog' is great commenter too. You mark comment helpful or 'Grog' be angry.
'Grog' send you birthday card. Cost much for postage. 'Grog' is great birthday rememberer. You thank 'grog'.
'Grog' is great warrior, but 'Grog' is not stupid. 'Grog' surrender.
'Grog' want female. Can feed many offspring of 'Grog'. 'Grog' will drag female back to cave. Female will be happy to belong to 'Grog'. (Um, er, is that new mother-in-law in background? 'Grog' must rethink...)
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05/04/2010 11:50:26 AM · #2 |
| LOL, I think someone has to much time on their hands. Great job 'Grog'. |
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05/04/2010 12:01:15 PM · #3 |
| I love 'Grog' and appreciate 'Grog'! Thanks 'Grog'! |
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05/04/2010 12:24:50 PM · #4 |
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05/04/2010 12:32:02 PM · #5 |
'Grog'!!!! This is great!
And I'm anxiously awaiting more Adventures from 'Grog'!!! |
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05/04/2010 02:35:28 PM · #6 |
| 'Grog' leave great comments. 'Grog' is good. |
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05/04/2010 02:38:25 PM · #7 |
| Yes, 'Grog' good. Me like 'Grog'. Me want 'Grog' comment. |
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05/04/2010 02:52:14 PM · #8 |
I love your humour and inventiveness. I hope 'Grog' comments on one of mine in the future.
Long live 'Grog'
Message edited by author 2010-05-04 14:52:31. |
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05/04/2010 03:16:17 PM · #9 |
| Me LOVE 'Grog'. Me want to live in cave with 'Grog'. Give 'Grog' many fine babies. 'Grog' not mind me fluffy female. 'Grog' is good, Make big hot thing to make food and keep warm. 'Grog' is GOOD. Me live with 'Grog'. |
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05/04/2010 03:48:36 PM · #10 |
| Me like 'grog', but me not want to lie in cave with 'Grog'. Me a bit scared Cowtownmum might get a BIT CROSS..... |
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05/04/2010 04:15:05 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by cowtownmom:
Me LOVE 'Grog'. Me want to live in cave with 'Grog'. Give 'Grog' many fine babies. 'Grog' not mind me fluffy female. 'Grog' is good, Make big hot thing to make food and keep warm. 'Grog' is GOOD. Me live with 'Grog'. |
Double GRIN :) |
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05/04/2010 04:24:25 PM · #12 |
Me want to party with 'grog'...pick up many nice females....LOL 'Grog' was great.
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05/04/2010 04:24:43 PM · #13 |
I feel like I should be getting royalty payments or something ;D
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05/04/2010 04:48:58 PM · #14 |
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
I feel like I should be getting royalty payments or something ;D |
You never had a recurring character in your comments. But, 'Grog' is a generous sort and he says he will share 15% of the net profits with you. What is 15% of nothing?
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05/04/2010 04:59:04 PM · #15 |
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
I feel like I should be getting royalty payments or something ;D |
I am sure 'Grog' would be willing to share the flying monster with you?? |
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05/04/2010 05:04:15 PM · #16 |
| Can I fave a thread? love it. great story! |
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05/04/2010 05:05:41 PM · #17 |
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
I feel like I should be getting royalty payments or something ;D |
You never had a recurring character in your comments. But, 'Grog' is a generous sort and he says he will share 15% of the net profits with you. What is 15% of nothing? |
Persnickity? ;D
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05/04/2010 05:12:55 PM · #18 |
At first I thought you were telling a story but then I realized they were comments you 'Grog' had made. Looking forward to my first comment from 'Grog'. |
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05/04/2010 05:40:46 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by SteveJ:
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
I feel like I should be getting royalty payments or something ;D |
I am sure 'Grog' would be willing to share the flying monster with you?? |
Grrr...flying monster is SNARFLES' flying monster! Only Snarfles allowed to ride, except maybe Magnum if he good. Quig may be allowed to pet flying monster during visit to Chateau Snarfles. |
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05/04/2010 07:57:04 PM · #20 |
Originally posted by colorcarnival:
Can I fave a thread? love it. great story! |
Glad you like the character. There is no way to fave a thread, but you can flag it as "Watched". The comments are confusing some people, which is also fun. I just wanted to get my 'Grog' comments all in one place. I will add to it every few challenges when I have a few more. |
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05/04/2010 07:57:50 PM · #21 |
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
Persnickity? ;D |
Yes, you are. |
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05/04/2010 08:03:50 PM · #22 |
By the way, this was the inspiration for 'Grog' (even though  K10DGuy would like to take the credit) (Link to MP3 file) It's from a comedy group called 3 dead trolls in a baggie. They are hysterical. Their stuff used to be posted openly as MP3's, but they've made them more difficult to listen to online now. I do have the files if anyone wants.
Message edited by author 2010-05-04 20:05:12. |
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05/04/2010 08:05:35 PM · #23 |
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05/04/2010 08:43:08 PM · #24 |
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:
By the way, this was the inspiration for 'Grog' (even though K10DGuy would like to take the credit) (Link to MP3 file) It's from a comedy group called 3 dead trolls in a baggie. They are hysterical. Their stuff used to be posted openly as MP3's, but they've made them more difficult to listen to online now. I do have the files if anyone wants. |
Hahaha. I wasn't trying to take any credit. Just ribbing you.
I love ANYTHING different and amusing that people do. |
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05/04/2010 10:53:49 PM · #25 |
Originally posted by snaffles:
Grrr...flying monster is SNARFLES' flying monster! Only Snarfles allowed to ride, except maybe Magnum if he good. Quig may be allowed to pet flying monster during visit to Chateau Snarfles. |
Silly Snarfles forget that 'Grog' kill flying monster during challenge. |
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