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10/19/2004 11:39:58 AM · #151 |
Americans spent millions of dollars inventing a pen that could write in space.
The Russians use pencils.
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10/19/2004 11:54:14 AM · #152 |
Originally posted by Arnarp:
Americans spent millions of dollars inventing a pen that could write in space.
The Russians use pencils. |
hehe! Canadians just built a big arm to hold the pen... |
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10/19/2004 12:29:21 PM · #153 |
Definition:
Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math. |
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10/19/2004 12:37:01 PM · #154 |
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand. -- Homer Simpson
Message edited by author 2004-10-19 12:37:40.
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11/12/2004 06:50:10 PM · #155 |
"Id like to share a revelation that I̢۪ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that your not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment. But you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet."
-Agent Smith "The Matrix" |
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11/12/2004 07:35:26 PM · #156 |
The More You Are Motivated By Love
The More Fearless & Free Your Action Will Be
...HH Dali Lama
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11/12/2004 07:37:49 PM · #157 |
Originally posted by ericlimon:
The More You Are Motivated By Love
The More Fearless & Free Your Action Will Be
...HH Dali Lama |
Good one! |
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11/12/2004 07:38:58 PM · #158 |
| "This is xxxx. She embraces the world with her legs wide open!" |
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11/12/2004 08:04:12 PM · #159 |
Originally posted by rennie:
Every time we open our mouths, men look into our minds.
- Anonymous |
Oratory: the art of making deep rumblings from the chest appear to be important ideas from the brain.
Sorry, can't remember the attribution ... but probably from A Dictionary of Wit, Wisdom, and Satire |
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11/19/2004 05:01:40 AM · #160 |
Cross-posted:
"... one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can't communicate, children who can't communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, and in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up!"
--Tom Lehrer, from the postscript to Alma (1965) |
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11/19/2004 06:07:11 AM · #161 |
"Running water never grows stale."
-Bruce Lee when asked about his physical training regimen.
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11/19/2004 06:07:33 AM · #162 |
I hope my computer doesent crash for posting this one..
"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
Bill Gates 1981
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11/19/2004 02:38:02 PM · #163 |
Two for me from Oscar Wilde;
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
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"I have nothing to declare except my genius." |
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11/19/2004 02:42:51 PM · #164 |
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
-Kurt Cobain- |
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11/19/2004 02:46:49 PM · #165 |
Originally posted by riotspyne:
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
-Kurt Cobain- |
Actually I think it was Neil Young on the Rust Never Sleeps album
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11/19/2004 02:48:58 PM · #166 |
Homer Simpson " Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems "
From the movie Vacation " I dunno why they call this hamburger helper - it does just fine on its' own "
from the same movie " Daddy tells me I'm the best French Kisser in the county "
this is actually from a Neil Young song
Originally posted by -riotspyne:
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
-Kurt Cobain- |
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11/19/2004 03:00:38 PM · #167 |
"Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." —George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004
"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
Message edited by author 2004-11-19 15:06:09. |
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11/19/2004 03:06:07 PM · #168 |
Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.
(Kurt Vonnegut)
Quite apt with the state of some of the comments on threads at the moment...
Message edited by author 2004-11-19 15:37:28. |
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11/19/2004 03:38:57 PM · #169 |
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed in the things that you didn't do than in the ones you did do.
So throw off the bow lines.
Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
- Mark Twain |
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11/19/2004 03:44:56 PM · #170 |
| "I am committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year." -- Walden O'Dell, chief executive of Diebold Inc. |
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11/19/2004 03:46:08 PM · #171 |
| One photo out of focus is a mistake, ten photo out of focus are an experimentation, one hundred photo out of focus are a style. ~Author Unknown |
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11/19/2004 04:42:32 PM · #172 |
Originally posted by sfalice:
Originally posted by Ecce Signum:
If at first you don't succeed - give up!
Homer Simpson |
Variation:
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you don't suceed then, to heck with it!
Anon. |
If at first you don't succeed, try reading the instructions. |
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11/19/2004 04:44:49 PM · #173 |
When I was fourteen, my father was so stupid I could barely stand to have the old man around.
By the time I had turned twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he'd learned in the last seven years.
Mark Twain |
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11/19/2004 04:47:17 PM · #174 |
It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
--H.D. Thoreau |
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11/19/2004 04:56:29 PM · #175 |
There is no city in which I receive a warmer welcome and fewer votes than Columbus, Ohio.
John F. Kennedy
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