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04/24/2009 12:51:18 PM · #26 |
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
Clearly you've never been to Peru. |
No, I haven't. Anyone want to explain the joke to me? |
Im right there with ya Karen, I know they spit but *shrugs* |
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04/24/2009 12:56:45 PM · #27 |
Why can't the Avon lady run?
Lipstick. |
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04/24/2009 01:08:49 PM · #28 |
Originally posted by dknourek:
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
Clearly you've never been to Peru. |
No, I haven't. Anyone want to explain the joke to me? |
Im right there with ya Karen, I know they spit but *shrugs* |
I don't know why, but I'm reminiscing about a one night stand I had many years ago. (but still don't 'get' the joke, really)
Message edited by author 2009-04-24 15:52:36.
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04/24/2009 02:28:53 PM · #29 |
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04/24/2009 02:46:42 PM · #30 |
Originally posted by mileskea:
Or an old Uni joke:
How do you open a conversation with a person who has a BA in Media Studies?
"Big Mac and Fries please!"
I suppose it's not that funny if you do have a BA in Media Studies:) |
Mother #1: You should meet my son -- he's an actor.
Mother #2: That's wonderful! What restaurant does he work at? |
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04/24/2009 02:58:35 PM · #31 |
Originally posted by jeger:
Small Medium at Large |
This one is awesome! |
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04/24/2009 03:02:41 PM · #32 |
Originally posted by Fetor:
Nikon ;-) |
I beat you... Canon... Not funny is it. Llama yoke, seriously... Can someone explain it to us? |
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04/24/2009 03:03:45 PM · #33 |
| Screw something on the wall? Could that be a joke? |
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04/24/2009 03:05:57 PM · #34 |
Originally posted by BJamy:
Originally posted by Fetor:
Nikon ;-) |
I beat you... Canon... Not funny is it. Llama yoke, seriously... Can someone explain it to us? |
i didnt even read your post, must have skipped over it. I put the laughter back in manslaughter
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04/24/2009 03:23:24 PM · #35 |
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04/24/2009 10:07:54 PM · #36 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by dknourek:
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
Clearly you've never been to Peru. |
No, I haven't. Anyone want to explain the joke to me? |
Im right there with ya Karen, I know they spit but *shrugs* |
I don't know why, but I'm reminiscing about a one night stand I had many years ago. (but still don't 'get' the joke, really) |
Be where the llama spits. And he was. |
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04/24/2009 10:19:56 PM · #37 |
| Octopus: an eight-sided vagina. |
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04/24/2009 10:21:43 PM · #38 |
Originally posted by oscarthepig:
Octopus: an eight-sided vagina. |
Reminds me of an oldie but goody:
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a prostitute?
A damn good deal for your money. |
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04/24/2009 10:24:31 PM · #39 |
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
Originally posted by oscarthepig:
Octopus: an eight-sided vagina. |
Reminds me of an oldie but goody:
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a prostitute?
A damn good deal for your money. |
Or how about...
Hormone: the sound a prostitute makes so you'll think you're good.
Edited to fix knuckle-headed grammatical mistake.
Message edited by author 2009-04-24 22:38:54. |
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04/24/2009 10:29:20 PM · #40 |
Originally posted by oscarthepig:
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
Originally posted by oscarthepig:
Octopus: an eight-sided vagina. |
Reminds me of an oldie but goody:
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a prostitute?
A damn good deal for your money. |
Or how about...
Hormone: the sound a prostitute makes so you'll think your good. |
Hahahaha. I like that one. (although that second your is 'you're' ;)) |
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04/24/2009 10:34:07 PM · #41 |
| Hormone? The sound a prostitute makes when you don't pay her. |
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04/24/2009 10:38:16 PM · #42 |
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
Originally posted by oscarthepig:
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
Originally posted by oscarthepig:
Octopus: an eight-sided vagina. |
Reminds me of an oldie but goody:
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a prostitute?
A damn good deal for your money. |
Or how about...
Hormone: the sound a prostitute makes so you'll think your good. |
Hahahaha. I like that one. (although that second your is 'you're' ;)) |
Good catch. That's actually one of my pet peeves, too.
ETA: uh, there was only one your though (in my post, anyway) :P
Message edited by author 2009-04-24 22:41:38. |
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04/25/2009 12:04:10 AM · #43 |
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
Say it out loud, rather than read it. But oscarthepig gave it away already. |
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04/25/2009 01:08:03 AM · #44 |
Lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm, sits down next to a drunk guy.
Guy looks over and says where did you get the pig? Lady says this ain't no pig
its a duck. Guy says, I was talking to the duck!
Matt |
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04/25/2009 02:19:09 AM · #45 |
Two bass players walked past a bar....
It could happen! |
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04/25/2009 02:35:32 AM · #46 |
Horse walks into a bar, barman says 'Why the long face'
2 guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks. |
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04/25/2009 03:16:47 AM · #47 |
Originally posted by oscarthepig:
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
Originally posted by oscarthepig:
Octopus: an eight-sided vagina. |
Reminds me of an oldie but goody:
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a prostitute?
A damn good deal for your money. |
Or how about...
Hormone: the sound a prostitute makes so you'll think you're good.
Edited to fix knuckle-headed grammatical mistake. |
For people who aren't where the llama spits it goes:
What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Cleaned up a little:
Why do dogs lick their genitals?
Because they can. |
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01/05/2014 06:15:42 AM · #48 |
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
Beware = Be where. Be where the llama spits. And he was. |
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01/05/2014 08:42:18 AM · #49 |
Originally posted by Marla2:
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
Beware = Be where. Be where the llama spits. And he was. |
That's an old joke!!! ;)
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01/05/2014 10:32:10 AM · #50 |
Originally posted by Enlightened:
Originally posted by Marla2:
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
A tourist in Lima, Peru, saw a sign, "Beware, the llama spits." And he was. |
I don't get it. |
Beware = Be where. Be where the llama spits. And he was. |
That's an old joke!!! ;) |
and this is an old thread !
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