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12/05/2008 12:14:12 PM · #1 |
I was just warming up my coffee in the microwave and had a thought...
What if I rigged up the microwave to run without the door on it, plugged it in outside, faced it toward the neighbor's barking dog, and let it run on high 24x7?
Just a random thought.
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12/05/2008 01:50:23 PM · #2 |
I can not critique or comment on these random thoughts of yours until you show photographs.
What is it a Chuhuahua? DAmn rat dog.
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12/05/2008 01:51:53 PM · #3 |
Finally out of squirrels? |
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12/05/2008 02:14:23 PM · #4 |
Well then you can have a 'hot' dog as well with that coffee ;-) |
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12/05/2008 02:21:47 PM · #5 |
Microwaves tend to make dog chewy and unpalatable. |
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12/05/2008 02:45:06 PM · #6 |
I wonder who has been chewing this banana bubble gun?
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12/05/2008 02:51:20 PM · #7 |
I've heard that some dogs like a piece of banana as a treat. |
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12/05/2008 02:52:31 PM · #8 |
1. Since the effectiveness of the microwaves falls off with the square of the distance, I think you'd mainly succeed in running up your electric bill.
2. Read Waldo by Robert A. Heinlein
3. Those little boxes above the supermarket's "automatic" doors are microwave emmitter/detectors. Just a thought ... |
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12/05/2008 02:55:33 PM · #9 |
Hmmmm...I'm glad I'm not your neighbor...;-) |
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12/05/2008 02:56:14 PM · #10 |
Originally posted by hihosilver: Hmmmm...I'm glad I'm not your neighbor...;-) |
Is that a response to this post, or a general comment? |
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12/05/2008 03:09:13 PM · #11 |
That is not a random thought. For less money than it would cost to replace your microwave and all the damage that your proposed usage would do to your electrical system someone(?) could buy an anti-bark collar for the dog and maybe something else for its owner. |
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12/05/2008 03:12:20 PM · #12 |
....maybe if you put catfood in the microwave. No dog alive can resist eating catfood! |
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12/05/2008 03:29:26 PM · #13 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao: Originally posted by hihosilver: Hmmmm...I'm glad I'm not your neighbor...;-) |
Is that a response to this post, or a general comment? |
My apologies...here's my random thought....
E.T. walked by and saw the unattended microwave. His presence caused the neighbors dog to cower in the corner quietly while E.T. ingeniously rigged the microwave to phone home. As the sun set and darkness fell, Strikeslip now has a whole horde of aliens on his doorstep to deal with, but at least the dog was quieted. ;-)
::Edited to improve randomness...::
Message edited by author 2008-12-05 16:22:32. |
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12/05/2008 06:17:25 PM · #14 |
Originally posted by hihosilver: Originally posted by Art Roflmao: Originally posted by hihosilver: Hmmmm...I'm glad I'm not your neighbor...;-) |
Is that a response to this post, or a general comment? |
My apologies...here's my random thought.... |
Mine was a jest. ;-) <--- forgot the smiley
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