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10/16/2007 09:46:37 AM · #1 |
With apologies to Jimmy Buffet.
Mediocreville
Clickin' on update
Stayin' up too late
Watchin' my score as it hovers near 5
Self-DQ I'm thinking as my score is sinking
I'll never get out of this challenge alive
Wastin' away again in mediocreville
Searchin' for a 6, 7 or 8
Some people claim that there's a troll or 2 to blame
Cuz I know my photo's really great
Don't know the reason
My photo's not pleasin'
I used lots of filters from Photoshop 9
Sharpened and resized, tried to pimp the eyes
On my monitor it looks really fine
Wastin' away again in mediocreville
Searchin' for a 6, 7 or 8
Some people claim that there's a troll or 2 to blame
Now I think, hell it might not be great
I look at my profile
It rarely makes me smile
I've only won 1 ribbon so far, it's blue
It's a real cutie, a Scalvert-like beauty
How it got there I haven't a clue
Wastin' away again in mediocreville
Searchin' for a 6, 7 or 8
Some people claim that there's a troll or 2 to blame
But I know my photo isn't that great
Message edited by author 2007-10-31 19:23:26.
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10/16/2007 11:02:32 AM · #2 |
Great poem and I know the feeling - but it can't be yourself you are talking about. I see more than one ribbon on your profile. And several scores of 7 too...
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10/16/2007 11:05:15 AM · #3 |
That hits awfully close to home! Time to break out the tequila... |
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10/16/2007 11:06:33 AM · #4 |
Originally posted by eqsite: That hits awfully close to home! Time to break out the tequila... |
Shouldn't it be screech? |
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10/16/2007 11:08:46 AM · #5 |
Originally posted by snaffles: Originally posted by eqsite: That hits awfully close to home! Time to break out the tequila... |
Shouldn't it be screech? |
Screech?! Wow, another Canuck. Screech! |
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10/16/2007 11:09:53 AM · #6 |
Originally posted by snaffles: Shouldn't it be screech? |
OK, you had me really stumped there for a minute. Good thing for google and wikipedia. Although given this quote, I'm going to rethink my wish to visit Newfoundland:
'Screeching" someone visiting Newfoundland for the first time is a longtime custom of many older bars in Newfoundland, in which the person is to drink a shot glass filled with Screech, kiss a codfish on the mouth, and recite a Newfoundland saying. After which they receive an official 'Screechers' certificate. Bars most famous for this initiation are found along the George Street entertainment district of downtown St. John's, Newfoundland.
Message edited by author 2007-10-16 11:10:12. |
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10/16/2007 11:28:10 AM · #7 |
Screeching :)
well if you dont want to kiss a cod you can always kiss a puffins ass if you go to Traper John's bar :)
ahhh good clean fun |
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10/16/2007 11:46:32 AM · #8 |
That is great Karen! I can even hear Jimmy singing the words:-)
This ranks up there with all the other DPC spin-off songs/lyrics/etc
Sam I Am
I Can Vote With My Eyes Shut!
Thorogood's Bad to the Bone 'DPC Troll Song" & Bluesy DQ Song
I know that there must be more out there I just can't recall others....heh, someone should gather them all up and make an album:-):-):-) |
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10/16/2007 11:58:18 AM · #9 |
That's cute Karen! My new theme song! |
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10/16/2007 12:24:07 PM · #10 |
Thanks everyone! There is also one done to "Twas the Night Before Christmas" which lots of people read and recorded last year.
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10/31/2007 07:24:12 PM · #11 |
Just a bump for anyone else who might be in mediocreville along with me.
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10/31/2007 07:31:29 PM · #12 |
Great lyrics Karen! I didn't see this the first time around and it's already stuck in my head. |
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10/31/2007 07:34:32 PM · #13 |
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