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03/09/2007 02:23:07 PM · #26
Yes she is a prop now and No You can not use her to win your next ribbon.

Originally posted by scalvert:

Originally posted by alanfreed:

In related news, I just heard on CNN that Anna Nicole Smith's condition remains unchanged.


Didn't she go from a model to a prop?

03/09/2007 02:31:35 PM · #27
Originally posted by Bugzeye:

Yes she is a prop now and No You can not use her to win your next ribbon.


Well of corpse not!
03/09/2007 02:34:50 PM · #28
Breaking News: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead!

Message edited by author 2007-03-09 14:43:26.
03/09/2007 02:40:29 PM · #29
Lol you got me so good lol :P I was like.. Aw man :( he's one of my top 5 favorite actors so i was kind a bummed lol.. You sly boots :D
03/09/2007 02:49:53 PM · #30
Originally posted by OP:

Jack Nicholson: April 22, 1937 - March 9, 2007.

At first, I'm thinking, "Oh Brother."



...then I just got angry

03/09/2007 03:16:51 PM · #31
Originally posted by theSaj:

You're mean....

I was like "Awwwww....."

*bashes poster over the head with Canon 70-200mm f/2.8 IS*

That was MEAN!!!!


Screw that hit him with this!



03/09/2007 05:54:28 PM · #32
ewwwwww, bad karma and ju ju post. shame shame!!
03/09/2007 06:18:38 PM · #33
Jack
03/09/2007 10:28:02 PM · #34
Originally posted by scalvert:

Originally posted by Bugzeye:

Yes she is a prop now and No You can not use her to win your next ribbon.


Well of corpse not!


scalvert needs someone to follow him round with a drum kit, so that they can add a 'ta boom!' after all his corny jokes!!! :)

... i have to admit, though, it did make me laugh!
03/09/2007 10:45:48 PM · #35
::Recovering from serious heart attack::

Well, seriously, why should any one of us be interested in Iraq or Global warming when we have Anna Nicole Smith to entertain us...clearly an American Icon...::polite discreet cough::

Long Live Anna!

Scalvert...please keep us posted on your DNA test results regarding DanielLynn...
03/09/2007 10:52:12 PM · #36
Originally posted by hihosilver:

Scalvert...please keep us posted on your DNA test results regarding DanielLynn...




You got it! After careful analysis of a DNA sample that Yanko managed to secure, I believe we've conclusively identified the father.
03/09/2007 11:06:54 PM · #37
Originally posted by scalvert:

Originally posted by hihosilver:

Scalvert...please keep us posted on your DNA test results regarding DanielLynn...




You got it! After careful analysis of a DNA sample that Yanko managed to secure, I believe we've conclusively identified the father.


Ho-Ho-Ho.....please I am happy to hear Jack has not met an untimely demise....but I doubt I will ever get over Achoo typing 'Dildo' in an thread for any reason.
03/09/2007 11:11:03 PM · #38
THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT?!!!!! ROFL!!!! No doubt an "inconvenient truth" for our dear departed Anna.

I haven't read yet the full scientific report provided by the award winning DNA photographer Yanko...but inquiring minds want to know...

Was it an immaculate conception?

It's all about the details...;-)
03/09/2007 11:13:14 PM · #39
Originally posted by hihosilver:

Was it an immaculate conception?


Nope... implants. ;-)
03/09/2007 11:13:57 PM · #40
Originally posted by hihosilver:

THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT?!!!!! ROFL!!!! No doubt an "inconvenient truth" for our dear departed Anna.

I haven't read yet the full scientific report provided by the award winning DNA photographer Yanko...but inquiring minds want to know...

Was it an immaculate conception?

It's all about the details...;-)


Bees---Pollen---just a fluke
03/09/2007 11:18:45 PM · #41
Originally posted by banmorn:



Ho-Ho-Ho.....please I am happy to hear Jack has not met an untimely demise....but I doubt I will ever get over Achoo typing 'Dildo' in an thread for any reason.


I have to say one of my all time favorite DPC moments was during the Wildlife challenge, when the delightful Judi politely referred to the highly esteemable DrAchoo as....::OMG....dare I say it?!!::...with extreme embarrassment...

A Pussy!!!

::Falls over again in a dead faint::
03/09/2007 11:20:02 PM · #42
Originally posted by scalvert:

Originally posted by hihosilver:

Was it an immaculate conception?


Nope... implants. ;-)


OMG...I'm beside myself and completely SPEECHLESS...ROFL!
03/09/2007 11:31:00 PM · #43
Originally posted by hihosilver:

OMG...I'm beside myself and completely SPEECHLESS...ROFL!


Well, she had to know there would be side effects. Just wait until the media finds out Dannielynn's a beanie baby! I'm not sure if the legal rights would go to Ty or Betty Crocker.

Message edited by author 2007-03-09 23:31:52.
03/10/2007 01:05:09 AM · #44
Originally posted by scalvert:

I'm not sure if the legal rights would go to Ty or Betty Crocker.


::Ponders this issue thoughtfully::

Clearly, a jurisdictional issue to be decided only by the Honorable Pillsbury Doughboy...who will no doubt (with a tear in his eye) be disappointed that Anna will not be there to personally tickle his tummy...::mischievous grin::

Regardless of "Bees...pollen...or fluke"....add to that a healthy dose of "cold medicine" and one cannot help but gaze at this lovely portrait and wonder if Howard Stern's last words to his beloved Anna were perhaps...

"It's a good night for redrum."



::wanders off to polish halo::

Message edited by author 2007-03-10 01:15:47.
03/10/2007 01:27:22 AM · #45
Originally posted by hihosilver:

::wanders off to polish halo::


Lol...for a second I thought you were refering to the cultural background of your halo. i.e Polish halo. English is such a funny language sometimes.
03/10/2007 01:57:39 AM · #46
Originally posted by Citadel:

Originally posted by hihosilver:

::wanders off to polish halo::


Lol...for a second I thought you were refering to the cultural background of your halo. i.e Polish halo. English is such a funny language sometimes.


Considering the fact that the last time I was in France, I politely asked for a bottle of KETCHUP (yes..MAJOR faux pas), and the last time I was in Switzerland,I did not give EXACT change to the cashier...I can guarantee you that I'm strictly a California girl.

But, perhaps, some Polish halo polish..will keep my halo bright, clean, and free of mischief...;-)

My apologies...I do believe I've completely hijacked this thread.

Back to Jack...
03/10/2007 02:17:10 AM · #47
Originally posted by dudephil:

Oh puleeze. Don't make me bust a 40 on the curb and cutchyoass.

Originally posted by muckpond:

ps -- this is how you spend your time? no wonder a 69-year-old guy gets way more tail than any of us.


Don't make me pop a lense cap inyoass.
03/10/2007 02:41:17 AM · #48
I'm trying hard to recall a stranger thread than this to no avail.
03/11/2007 04:10:00 PM · #49
Originally posted by yanko:

I'm trying hard to recall a stranger thread than this to no avail.


Just go to Jeffrey's RainMotorsports profile and check out the threads he's been into......8>)

Every time I find a strange thread or turn in a thread, there he is!

Certainly couldn't be me!.......8>)
03/11/2007 04:40:09 PM · #50
Jack's best performance was on "The Andry Griffith's Show" where he played a con turned good.
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