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04/20/2008 12:25:45 PM · #2251 |
Parents: Talk to your kids
about the dangers of
Dandelion Huffing. |
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04/20/2008 12:54:54 PM · #2252 |
Unsure of how to stop your children Dandelion Huffing ? Scared that one sort of Weed will lead on to another ?
Book an informal session with Dr Kirby qualified counsellor to the WWF and regular Blue Cross visitor.
small print
(first session free - subsequent sessions may cost tens of thousands of dollars and leave you sniffing lamp posts)
Message edited by author 2008-04-20 14:19:45. |
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04/20/2008 02:41:57 PM · #2253 |
Still a bit weak-in-the-knees and
still not feeling comfortable with her
relationship, but unable to end it,
Bessie emerged from Farmer Steve's
barn and headed to Dr. Kirby's for her
weekly session. |
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04/20/2008 03:38:35 PM · #2254 |
Despite her years of training in being professional and dispassionate
- Dr Kirby woke up in the night retching as she remembered the lurid tales
of debauchery that she had heard from Bessie.
She could now see that these mixed relationships were a mistake, and in the morning
she would have to explain to Art that he needed to find a new therapist . .
Message edited by author 2008-04-21 11:24:50. |
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04/21/2008 04:26:34 PM · #2255 |
Meanwhile, Brownie heard through the barnyard about Bessie's relationship with farmer Steve and was outraged. How could she? He got some of his buddies together and headed over to the farmer's house. |
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04/21/2008 04:31:17 PM · #2256 |
But to their dismay farmer Steve had escaped out the back window |
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04/21/2008 04:35:03 PM · #2257 |
Driven from his farm with barely the clothes on his back, farmer Steve found himself down-and-out in the big city. He could not, would not, forget Bessie, and vowed to return to his beloved. |
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04/21/2008 05:22:08 PM · #2258 |
Catching a break, farmer Steve was given some work as a bicycle courier, earning him enough for his daily 'elixir'. |
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04/21/2008 05:30:20 PM · #2259 |
The fancy city "elixir" is to potent for Steve and he starts to hallucinate!
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04/22/2008 12:55:39 AM · #2260 |
Eventually Steve met one
of the feral kids living
on the streets who showed
him the joys of sucking
chocolate cake through
a straw. It was an effective
method of getting Steve off
the elixir. |
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04/22/2008 09:30:43 AM · #2261 |
However, Steve quickly found the downside to cake-sucking: deformed feet
due to the immense pressure needed to suck cake, and his mother's old
prophecy came true in that his face actually froze that way.
Message edited by author 2008-04-22 09:31:05. |
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04/22/2008 12:08:13 PM · #2262 |
A desperate Steve sought refuge in the "facility" in hopes of finding a cure. |
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04/22/2008 12:11:07 PM · #2263 |
Unfortunately, they only had two options for poor Steve. |
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04/22/2008 12:16:55 PM · #2264 |
So they Locked Steve in a room .. |
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04/22/2008 12:20:25 PM · #2265 |
I was too slow, I was going to offer poor Steve a third option.... |
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04/22/2008 12:21:47 PM · #2266 |
Last time Steve was seen he was alone in his cell! |
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04/22/2008 01:02:59 PM · #2267 |
Upon release Steve ended up on the streets... eating chicken. |
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04/22/2008 01:05:49 PM · #2268 |
Just when Farmer Steve thought he was at his lowest ebb, Bessie's husband tracked him down to deliver a message . . .
"Come back to the Farm - it's not just Bessie that misses you - so do three flocks of sheep and a shetland pony . . "
Message edited by author 2008-04-22 13:07:22. |
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04/22/2008 01:11:56 PM · #2269 |
for toddhead
Soon it was like he had never been away . . |
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04/22/2008 01:18:18 PM · #2270 |
Steve decided it was time for a hobby. So he grew his hair out and joined a biker gang. |
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04/22/2008 01:38:11 PM · #2271 |
Steve got out of jail but there were still others who had him in their sights! |
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04/22/2008 01:59:07 PM · #2272 |
Whaaaaa! That is NOT a fuzzy lollipop!
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04/22/2008 02:00:18 PM · #2273 |
Do your kid's shrink when you tumble dry them ?
Dial our newsdesk hotline '0800-Ishrankmykids' and ask for Oprah.
Message edited by author 2008-04-22 14:01:22. |
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04/22/2008 02:04:02 PM · #2274 |
for bergiekat
Larry always denied he had a chip on his shoulder - but the evidence suggested otherwise . .
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04/22/2008 02:05:02 PM · #2275 |
Back to Steve... he decide to start his life over... as a WOMAN! |
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