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05/09/2010 02:35:22 PM · #3201 |
I think your front spring is sprung! |
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05/09/2010 04:58:30 PM · #3202 |
All the mezcal tequila drinking apparently never caused any real permanent damage.
Message edited by author 2010-05-09 16:58:47. |
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05/09/2010 08:26:46 PM · #3203 |
Having fallen on hard times, the Troll family took a job posing as garden gnomes!
Message edited by author 2010-05-09 20:27:05. |
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05/09/2010 08:37:40 PM · #3204 |
I just have to tweet everyone about my new hat! |
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05/09/2010 08:56:26 PM · #3205 |
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?! It's a DRESS not a light!" |
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05/09/2010 10:23:45 PM · #3206 |
After seeing more than he bargained for, Sigmund wished he could take back the bead necklace thrown in good fun at what initially looked like a busty blond. |
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05/10/2010 02:37:07 AM · #3207 |
As one of the first female firefighters, Sheila
expected no special treatment. The men were quick
to oblige by always letting her go up the ladder first. |
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05/10/2010 02:53:26 AM · #3208 |
He never understood why he could't get any friends. |
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05/10/2010 08:02:26 AM · #3209 |
When Tom saw this photo, he thought, "I must destroy this picture before my girlfriend sees it. But first of all, I'll get a girlfriend." |
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05/10/2010 09:45:10 AM · #3210 |
The latest yellow pepper surveillance cam $20. Also sprays in the eyes of intruder
Message edited by author 2010-05-10 09:45:46. |
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05/10/2010 10:08:55 AM · #3211 |
(OMG, she didn't wear that outfit to the park, really?
The shoes are all wrong and that skirt...two hairdoos.)
Message edited by author 2010-05-10 10:09:08. |
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05/10/2010 10:20:59 AM · #3212 |
Gerald was convinced that between his big cigar and his big sword, the ladies would overlook other "deficiencies" he had. |
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05/10/2010 01:01:59 PM · #3213 |
The dirt looked better than it tasted.
OR
"Waaaaah! Someone put a big 'ol watermark across my face!" :P |
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05/10/2010 01:39:11 PM · #3214 |
Yeah! this is where you keep it to shoot my head off. Come on now try it once! |
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05/10/2010 02:54:47 PM · #3215 |
The Agony of De-Feet. |
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05/10/2010 03:16:04 PM · #3216 |
Imagine my disappointment when
I traveled all the way to Scotland
to get one, only to find out that
it is not a bong. |
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05/10/2010 03:21:57 PM · #3217 |
"...and this, kids, is a picture of prehistoric photographers back when water covered much of the Earth. Notice the scales and the lack of hair on some species." |
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05/10/2010 03:28:07 PM · #3218 |
Darth Vader's new Spring Makeover. |
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05/10/2010 05:25:03 PM · #3219 |
I first got the idea while looking at the spokes on my tricycle! |
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05/10/2010 06:38:39 PM · #3220 |
Yeah, I know, but wait until you see the inside! |
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05/10/2010 10:57:26 PM · #3221 |
Doug was pleased to learn his mail order smurf kit was working! |
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05/11/2010 04:16:31 AM · #3222 |
And after years of blowing, enough mucus gathers in the horn to make delicious "monkey brain" shooters for all your friends.
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05/11/2010 04:32:56 AM · #3223 |
It was Beldar's idea to make the family wear hats
to keep the Coneheads' identities a secret. |
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05/11/2010 06:46:26 AM · #3224 |
He bought a second-hand mobile home from e-bay. He felt there was something missing, but at least he had a couple of spare tyres. |
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05/11/2010 02:00:27 PM · #3225 |
"Where's my clay club?" |
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