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08/08/2006 12:58:38 AM · #1 |
This past weekend while looking for anything to capture for the Stopped Motion Challenge I stumbled upon a horrible scandal. It would appear that many 'woodies', the old and abandoned have been enslaved by a street merchant to model his wears. These poor 'woodies' have been clad with couture that no respectable woodie would ever don. I had to pretend to be taking pictures of this wicked vendors merchandise so I could expose this horror to the world. Be prepared these pictures are not for the weak of heart. Have your children leave the room as this could cause permanent damage to their fragile little minds.
Notice the look horror on their faces. Tragic
EYES??? Painted eyes.. Tears are pouring from my real eyes.
And dressed in a burlap sack. Alas..
I was able to sneak this shot so you can see how many of our 'woodies' are trapped in this scandal. Someone call Heraldo.
and this last picture is of the shameless way they have painted our lost children.
We must band together to raise awareness for these poor abused 'woodies'.
Maybe we can created a foundation and nice rubber bracelet and show that we care.....
For now this is your uncover reporter signing out.
Good Night and pray for the 'woodies'.
Message edited by author 2006-08-08 01:59:49.
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08/08/2006 01:01:13 AM · #2 |
| oh the horror!!! Where is Ken? I think he has a new village to burn! |
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08/08/2006 01:05:29 AM · #3 |
| I BLAME Ken! Once his 'woodies' lose their looks he simply tosses them away:(( Who want's an ex woodie that's been used, abused and past it's sell by date?? Breaks your heart;( |
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08/08/2006 01:14:10 AM · #4 |
| This is horrific!!!! I think you should alert the Society for the Protection of Endangered 'Woodies'. S.P.E.W. are a very pro-active society.....they've rescued many a poor woodie that has been abandoned. |
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08/08/2006 01:34:41 AM · #5 |
Well it seems that the 'Woodies' took their revenge and went on an adventure....here is what they did to their previous owner...so Woodie owners....beware!
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08/08/2006 01:43:30 AM · #6 |
Originally posted by suemack:
This is horrific!!!! I think you should alert the Society for the Protection of Endangered 'Woodies'. S.P.E.W. are a very pro-active society.....they've rescued many a poor woodie that has been abandoned. |
LOL! SPEW - seems really appropriate somehow? |
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08/08/2006 02:39:45 AM · #7 |
| I expect a viallge-burning expedition to set off any moment. |
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08/08/2006 05:53:36 AM · #8 |
Originally posted by suemack:
This is horrific!!!! I think you should alert the Society for the Protection of Endangered 'Woodies'. S.P.E.W. are a very pro-active society.....they've rescued many a poor woodie that has been abandoned. |
LOL!
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08/08/2006 06:56:35 AM · #9 |
Ok, I admit I sold the 'woodies' to those guys...
And I'd do it again! If you are so concerned about the suffering, think of what would happen if I kept them...
  
So obviously I did them a huge favor. And one final thing to say to the woody-huggers: SPEW YOU!
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ps: That is an interesting discovery, Karen! Where was this place - some voodoo bazarre? Looks freaky. |
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08/08/2006 07:22:29 AM · #10 |
I feel compelled to help in this horrific situation. Art, I am VERY disappointed in you... I can only pray you've seen the error of your ways and maybe you can become an active member of SPEW.
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08/08/2006 08:17:34 AM · #11 |
Originally posted by Palmetto_Pixels:
I feel compelled to help in this horrific situation. Art, I am VERY disappointed in you... I can only pray you've seen the error of your ways and maybe you can become an active member of SPEW.
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Does Spew offer a bracelet.
This is the evil voodoo Eastern Market located just behind the really evil Capital. I knew all that vile had to flow from somewhere. -)
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08/08/2006 09:01:27 AM · #12 |
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08/09/2006 11:21:57 AM · #13 |
| bumped for the sake of some humor |
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08/09/2006 11:24:50 AM · #14 |
| Oh, this is GOOD! Thanks for sharing. |
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08/12/2006 01:24:06 PM · #15 |
even more shameless bump for the weekenders
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08/12/2006 02:01:21 PM · #16 |
Bwaaahahahahahaha ...
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08/12/2006 03:16:42 PM · #17 |
The Woodie God may have to intervene!
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08/12/2006 03:34:02 PM · #18 |
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08/12/2006 05:03:04 PM · #19 |
Big Woody might have to come and clean up with his big wooden paintbrush... |
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08/12/2006 07:18:00 PM · #20 |
WARNING: Graphic Images!
Click the thumbnail:
...and if that doesn't work, try this: SPEW Documentary (17MB WMV)
And click here to view the photo collection...
Enjoy. :)
Message edited by author 2006-08-13 13:36:30. |
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08/12/2006 07:49:29 PM · #21 |
Art Roflmao You've left me speechless. And that's very, very hard to do.
Only one word left: Fantastic. |
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08/12/2006 11:26:57 PM · #22 |
| I regret that I could not do more to save some of them. :( |
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08/12/2006 11:38:42 PM · #23 |
I'm not sure whether that offensive or freaking hilarious in the extreme. I vote for freaking hilarious. ROFL!!!
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08/12/2006 11:42:08 PM · #24 |
Dude, it's like
Roots meets Schindlers List meets High School Shop class meets Toy Story.
Classic, the music, the cinemetography. I smell Oscars.
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08/12/2006 11:42:14 PM · #25 |
I couldn't look; the sight of sawdust makes me faint :0
*The winner of this years Golden Globe goes to Art Roflmao, for his moving documentary*
Applause..applause.....
Message edited by author 2006-08-13 00:39:06. |
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