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07/16/2006 11:47:41 PM · #1 |
It was a long night several months ago, but I figured the narrative shouldn't go to waste. Here goes:
Setting forth on a monumental task, I managed to appropriate and consume a delicions "Four Meat Four Cheese" Hot Pocket. As the flavoring of the hot pocket was somewhat overkill, the production followed suit.
We begin at the freezer.
There lay my prey.
Opening the box was no small task...
...But I eventually prevailed.
It was time to put my sleeve-encased darling into the microwave.
Enter two minutes as directed...
And it's done! But then, I was faced with a problem: It was really hot, and too big to eat at once...
Problem solved! Whew!
That sure was delicious- But wait, whats this? Now how am I supposed to cut this thing out?
It seemed that only tearing the peice out would do the trick, as I had no tools nearby to cut or remove the game peice.
Finally, I'm done. I come away with a full belly and a "Crispy" game peice.
Some people party on free nights... sigh. |
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07/16/2006 11:50:20 PM · #2 |
what happened to the other hot pocket that comes in the box?
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07/16/2006 11:50:20 PM · #3 |
I just laughed my ass off--- your an idiot!!
But that was a damn funny play-by-play..
OMG!
Message edited by author 2006-07-16 23:50:33.
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07/17/2006 12:49:49 AM · #4 |
That was great! The only thing missing was the boiling cheese blistering your lips and tongue as you frantically suck air in through your puckered lips to cool it off. :)
...oh, and as mentioned- what happened to the other Hot Pocket?? You left me hanging. It was like the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie all over again. :/ |
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07/17/2006 12:52:43 AM · #5 |
Hahahaa! I eat that crap every single day for lunch - but mine is never so much fun :P
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07/17/2006 01:01:53 AM · #6 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
...oh, and as mentioned- what happened to the other Hot Pocket?? You left me hanging. It was like the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie all over again. :/ |
My friends and I agree - the new POTC is like a porno without a moneyshot!
It keeps building up... and then its over!
Message edited by author 2006-07-17 01:02:14. |
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07/17/2006 02:38:44 AM · #7 |
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07/17/2006 08:05:30 AM · #8 |
[quote=Vapor63] ...
There lay my prey....
lol
Hey, I recognize that freezer!...tons of ice trays (usually empty), hot pockets and ...is that alcohol? lol That was just about every persons freezer when I was stationed in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba...of course we kept the really good alcohol in the vegatable drawer since no one in their right mind would look in there. Worked great...for a while.
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07/17/2006 08:12:04 AM · #9 |
I usually eat my hot pocket direct from the sleeve - no dishes to wash, and the sleeve keeps your fingers from burning. Just keep sliding it up through the sleeve like a popsicle and you are all set. :)
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07/17/2006 10:42:47 AM · #10 |
bump cause its really funny!
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07/17/2006 10:59:32 AM · #11 |
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07/17/2006 11:32:18 AM · #12 |
You have to watch this video
Jim Gaffigan
look on the right about the middle live on Letterman and Hot pOCKET
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