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04/20/2006 10:24:41 AM · #1 |
'Chuck' 'Norris' won a Blue Ribbon with a photo from his Cellphone camera... twice.
'Chuck' 'Norris' can shoot sharp sport pics on bulb exposure whilst running.
'Chuck' 'Norris' uses a bipod - his left and right leg.
'Chuck' 'Norris' never needs to click on the update button. He simply looks at it.
Somebody once voted a 1 on 'Chuck' 'Norris'' entry. That person hasnt logged on since.
'Chuck' 'Norris' once shot a pulitzer prize-winning photo, using nothing but a toothpick.
'Chuck' 'Norris' shoots Landscape pics with macro lenses.
Somebody once tried to take a picture of 'Chuck' 'Norris'' roundhouse kick on 1/8000 at 3200 iso. They not only failed but also got a roundhouse kick to the face.
He he he... this is all I can think of, please add some more! :)
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04/20/2006 10:29:50 AM · #2 |
'Chuck' Moriss' Painting with Light challenge Ribbon winner was done by kicking the light were he wanted it to land.
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04/20/2006 10:30:36 AM · #3 |
'Chuck' 'Norris' had a disagreement with the Site Council once, the Site Council admitted they were wrong and apologized.
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04/20/2006 10:32:37 AM · #4 |
I was an extra in a 'Chuck' 'Norris' movie in the 80s :P Really!
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04/20/2006 10:33:29 AM · #5 |
'Chuck' 'Norris' doesn't get DQ'ed... he gets even!
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04/20/2006 10:36:21 AM · #6 |
For the "Painting with Light" Challenge, 'Chuck' 'Norris' roundhouse kicked the sun.
EVERY comment 'chuck' 'norris' makes, is useful.
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04/20/2006 10:37:51 AM · #7 |
| 'Chuck' 'Norris' took a picture of Earth just by jumping really high. |
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04/20/2006 10:38:18 AM · #8 |
| The lighting was too "harsh" so 'Chuck' 'Norris' beat it into submission. |
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04/20/2006 10:39:02 AM · #9 |
'Chuck' 'Norris'' self-portrait ribboned because it was the last photo left standing in the Color Studio Portrait challenge. His SP brutally beat the s**t out of the other portraits.
Edit: Then it macked on Cindi's portrait ;-)
Message edited by author 2006-04-20 10:40:18.
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04/20/2006 10:41:28 AM · #10 |
| 'Chuck' 'Norris''s walk-around lens is a 1200mm Canon. |
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04/20/2006 10:41:29 AM · #11 |
Originally posted by Guyver:
'Chuck' 'Norris' won a Blue Ribbon with a photo from his Cellphone camera... twice.
'Chuck' 'Norris' can shoot sharp sport pics on bulb exposure whilst running.
'Chuck' 'Norris' uses a bipod - his left and right leg.
'Chuck' 'Norris' never needs to click on the update button. He simply looks at it.
Somebody once voted a 1 on 'Chuck' 'Norris'' entry. That person hasnt logged on since.
'Chuck' 'Norris' once shot a pulitzer prize-winning photo, using nothing but a toothpick.
'Chuck' 'Norris' shoots Landscape pics with macro lenses.
Somebody once tried to take a picture of 'Chuck' 'Norris'' roundhouse kick on 1/8000 at 3200 iso. They not only failed but also got a roundhouse kick to the face.
He he he... this is all I can think of, please add some more! :) |
lol...I can't. I'm cracking up too hard to add more to this. |
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04/20/2006 10:46:23 AM · #12 |
| THIS is awesome!!! im going to try to make some up....man im still laughing.....there is a Web site with all these 'Chuck' 'Norris' Studd like this...ill try to post the web site here....Funny stuff!! |
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04/20/2006 10:50:16 AM · #13 |
'Chuck' 'Norris' once shot an entire royal wedding without a battery in his camera.
'Chuck' 'Norris' became a war photographer when he was 5.
*Edit*
Frames per second are actually based on 'Chuck' 'Norris''s roundhouse kicks.
'Chuck' 'Norris' can shoot film in his digital camera.
'Chuck' 'Norris' once took a blue ribbon shot by accidentally pushing the shutter with his beard.
Message edited by author 2006-04-20 10:54:09. |
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04/20/2006 10:57:19 AM · #14 |
| When 'Chuck' 'Norris' enters a photo challenge, all other entries apply for self DQ. |
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04/20/2006 10:57:39 AM · #15 |
'Chuck' 'Norris' doesn't take picture; he IS pictures.
'Chuck' 'Norris' converts RAW files with his own sense of self worth.
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04/20/2006 11:00:36 AM · #16 |
Originally posted by Givemeashot:
THIS is awesome!!! im going to try to make some up....man im still laughing.....there is a Web site with all these 'Chuck' 'Norris' Studd like this...ill try to post the web site here....Funny stuff!! |
Here's one I had bookmarked. ;)
//www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person='chuck'
ROFL!
Message edited by author 2006-04-20 11:00:48.
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04/20/2006 11:07:55 AM · #17 |
HERE IT IS!!!!
'Chuck' 'Norris' Facts
Message edited by author 2006-04-20 11:43:32. |
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04/20/2006 11:12:14 AM · #18 |
'Chuck' 'Norris' uses freshly killed bodies as models.
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04/20/2006 11:30:58 AM · #19 |
'Chuck' 'Norris' doesn't use woodies, he round house kicks real people in the forest and then photographs their corpses.
'Chuck' 'Norris' once won a blue ribbon with a crayon drawing. He put the crayon on his monitor and roundhoused it until he had valid exif data.
'Chuck' 'Norris' can see in the dark with his 3200000 ISO eyes.
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04/20/2006 11:34:35 AM · #20 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
'Chuck' 'Norris' had a disagreement with the Site Council once, the Site Council admitted they were wrong and apologized. |
Haha ;-)
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04/20/2006 11:41:14 AM · #21 |
| 'Chuck' 'Norris' doesn't use a camera. He roundhouse kicks the scene freezing time and compressing it into 8x10 3000000 dpi image. |
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04/20/2006 11:44:52 AM · #22 |
| 'Chuck' 'norris' Doesnt't Need Auto Focus, Because 'Chuck' 'Norris' IS Auto Focus.. |
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04/20/2006 11:45:09 AM · #23 |
Sorry if this sounds weird, I am actually not a fan of 'Chuck' 'Norris', I think he's pretty lame and every few moments of his movies that I have seen pretty much sucked.... Gotta get in on the fun post though.
'Chuck' 'Norris' (substitute Arnold or whoever) doesn't take snapshots. He snaps shots in half!
When 'Chuck' 'Norris' takes pictures at 32000 ISO, the camera knows to exclude the noise.
'Chuck' 'Norris' once took a Blue Ribbon photograph with the lens cap on. Everyone though that was pretty stupid, so he roundhouse kicked everyone on DPC and that's why our voting is so different now.
Since Chuck Norris joined DPC, troll votes have disappear because they are all >*ROUNDHOUSED*Chuck' 'Norris''s photo.
'Chuck' 'Norris' won a blue ribbon for a picture that he did not take, nor was submitted. It simply appeared on the front page because it knew what was good for it. It has since been removed because the picture was so good, it crashed the website because the server kept looking at it.
When 'Chuck' 'Norris' doesn't have a flash, he roundhouse kicks the air so fast, it creates a lightning bolt from the static. All cameras nearby take the picture automatically because they know that the lighting will be perfect.
'Chuck' 'norris' has a 50mm f/0.1. The DOF is amazing and it's sharp as can be, even wide open.
When 'Chuck' 'Norris' tells little kids to smile naturally, look at the camera and don't move, they do as they're told.
My favorite from that site was the one about the ants. Little kids enjoy burning ants with a magnifying glass. 'Chuck' 'norris' enjoys burning little kids with ants. Scientists have yet to discover how this is accomplished.
#2 was, There is no such thing as Global Warming. 'Chuck' 'Norris' was cold, so he turned the sun up. |
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04/20/2006 11:48:59 AM · #24 |
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04/20/2006 11:52:40 AM · #25 |
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