I warned you!
I thought this was funny. I'm putting this into rant incase it turns into another, well, rant. Feel free to post your other poltical side jokes here as well. I'm not going to argue with any one. To tired with midterms and what have you.
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The U.S. Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in
2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive
characteristics of individuals infected include:
anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic
overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new
information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept
responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies
toward evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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