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11/17/2005 11:55:01 PM · #176 |
Originally posted by Pedro:
Originally posted by jsas:
Well make up you mind dude is he gonna chit or is he gonna kill us? |
first he's gonna chit. THEN he's gonna kill us. |
It's ok my dad's a tv repair man he has all the tools. |
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11/18/2005 12:22:40 AM · #177 |
| Conjunction junction what's your function? |
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11/18/2005 12:39:21 AM · #178 |
The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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11/18/2005 12:47:10 AM · #179 |
| I have hemorrhoids smarter than you. |
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11/18/2005 02:27:02 AM · #180 |
| Tell me only the good things you think of when you think of your mother. |
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11/18/2005 02:40:25 AM · #181 |
A boy's best friend is his mother.
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11/18/2005 02:50:19 AM · #182 |
| She was the mother of us all... |
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11/18/2005 03:08:00 AM · #183 |
Originally posted by bear_music:
She was the mother of us all... |
Susie B.
Been to her house.
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11/18/2005 08:27:11 AM · #184 |
Ehhh. I'm sorry. I need the judges ruling on this. "Days of the weeks underpants"?
I got such a laugh, I had to bump.
Message edited by author 2005-11-18 08:28:44. |
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11/18/2005 08:33:30 AM · #185 |
| I love the smell of napalm in the morning. |
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11/18/2005 08:35:11 AM · #186 |
| It was the classic mother B.B. gun block: "You'll shoot your eye out." That deadly phrase uttered many times before by hundreds of mothers, was not surmountable by any means known to kiddom. |
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11/18/2005 08:38:15 AM · #187 |
| Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! |
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11/18/2005 08:39:53 AM · #188 |
I eat concertina wire and piss napalm
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11/18/2005 08:43:01 AM · #189 |
Could we not use the word "mama?" It reminds me of my mother and that kind of kills the mood.
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11/18/2005 08:53:51 AM · #190 |
Your stepmom is cute.
Shut up, Ted.
Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Shut up, Ted!
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11/18/2005 09:06:14 AM · #191 |
Kent put his name on his license plate.
My mother does that to my underwear.
Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
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11/18/2005 09:08:36 AM · #192 |
| Naturally you didn't know I was wearing my special Super B long thermal underwear. |
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11/18/2005 09:25:33 AM · #193 |
When he came round this morning, I opened the door in my underwear.
I didn't know you had a door in your underwear! What is it - a tradesmen's entrance?
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11/18/2005 09:29:49 AM · #194 |
| Ahm, it's like a new pair of underwear, you know... At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you. |
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11/18/2005 09:35:36 AM · #195 |
Originally posted by Jammur:
When he came round this morning, I opened the door in my underwear.
I didn't know you had a door in your underwear! What is it - a tradesmen's entrance? |
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone. |
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11/18/2005 09:41:24 AM · #196 |
| Hey...you wanna see something really scary? |
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11/18/2005 09:41:55 AM · #197 |
Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
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11/18/2005 09:46:36 AM · #198 |
| Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security? |
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11/18/2005 09:48:31 AM · #199 |
You have clearance Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
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11/18/2005 09:52:05 AM · #200 |
what???? 8 pages on this thread and I still dont want the orginal post meant? hmmm
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