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11/23/2005 11:24:54 PM · #451 |
| The greatest thing you'll ever know is just to love ... and be loved in return. |
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11/23/2005 11:38:19 PM · #452 |
Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.
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11/24/2005 12:10:31 AM · #453 |
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11/24/2005 12:20:05 AM · #454 |
| This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! |
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11/24/2005 12:26:48 AM · #455 |
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11/24/2005 12:30:47 AM · #456 |
| You have twenty seconds to comply |
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11/24/2005 12:33:48 AM · #457 |
| Course that's 20,160 minutes. 1,290,600, six hundred seconds. |
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11/24/2005 12:43:56 AM · #458 |
Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?
Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim.
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11/24/2005 09:58:37 AM · #459 |
| Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. |
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11/24/2005 10:21:36 AM · #460 |
| Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony! |
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11/24/2005 10:54:57 AM · #461 |
(in honor of all-day thanksgiving marathons...)
I TRIPLE dog dare you! |
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11/24/2005 11:03:08 AM · #462 |
An Elf will go underground, where a Dwarf dare not?
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11/24/2005 11:12:20 AM · #463 |
| I DARE ANYTHING! I am Skeletor! |
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11/24/2005 12:26:56 PM · #464 |
Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.
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11/24/2005 12:33:13 PM · #465 |
You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
And me. And me too. And me.
Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
And after the spanking, the oral sex. |
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11/24/2005 12:39:17 PM · #466 |
You know, if you let me come over to your place once in a while you could put on a clean shirt in the morning.
What makes you think I got any clean shirts in my place? |
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11/24/2005 12:43:46 PM · #467 |
Originally posted by sher9204:
You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
And me. And me too. And me.
Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
And after the spanking, the oral sex. |
Hmmm... Sorry I missed that movie...
You touch my limo and I'll spank you, Night Stalker. You hear me?
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11/24/2005 04:11:06 PM · #468 |
| What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters... |
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11/24/2005 04:20:54 PM · #469 |
That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas...
... and, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no. I can wear French Ticklers if I want. |
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11/24/2005 05:22:26 PM · #470 |
| It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving. |
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11/24/2005 05:26:24 PM · #471 |
| When you can't see the angles anymore, you in trouble baby...you in trouble. |
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11/24/2005 05:57:56 PM · #472 |
"You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!"
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11/24/2005 06:50:44 PM · #473 |
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
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11/24/2005 07:07:07 PM · #474 |
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11/24/2005 07:08:37 PM · #475 |
"Was the boy wearing any jammies?"
-"Of course he was wearing his jammies nobody sleeps naked in this house."
Well could you describe the jammies?"
-"I don't what is damn jammies looked like... they had Yodas and shit on them."
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