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11/20/2005 12:01:00 AM · #351
You shall now be known...........as Sharkbait
11/20/2005 08:05:26 AM · #352
A shark ate your eye?

Bump; I refuse to quit.
11/20/2005 08:11:11 AM · #353
I know.. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea into a box. Then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it gets here..

I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

It's brilliant! BRILLIANT I SAY!
11/20/2005 08:14:23 AM · #354
You're LINT! You're a FLEA! You're a BLIP!
11/20/2005 12:04:43 PM · #355
Well I like school... and I like football... and I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both because they make me feel good.
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And by the way, Mama... alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata.
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And I like Vicki and she likes me back. And she showed me her boobies and I like them too.
11/20/2005 12:25:54 PM · #356
You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin' and you have nearly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football team in the land for 2 years. And you're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself.
11/20/2005 02:41:31 PM · #357
I had another idea. I think we should have some plays. You know, usually in football you have some organized plays.
11/21/2005 04:04:53 PM · #358
Oh, God, there's gonna be BURSTING!?
11/21/2005 04:06:08 PM · #359
This was NOT in the brochure. ;)
11/21/2005 04:06:27 PM · #360
I had another dream involving Bob Barker last night. Not good.
11/21/2005 04:44:16 PM · #361
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
11/21/2005 05:20:26 PM · #362
rolll, rolll...roll in ze hay
11/21/2005 05:26:10 PM · #363
He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
11/21/2005 05:28:41 PM · #364
Originally posted by Ombra_foto:

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.


woof!
11/21/2005 05:31:34 PM · #365
Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.
11/21/2005 05:36:07 PM · #366
ahhhhh sweet mystery of life at last i've found youuuu...
11/21/2005 05:40:47 PM · #367
Pardon me, boy. Is this the Transylvania station?

Ja, ja. Track 29. Can I give you a shine?
11/21/2005 06:01:21 PM · #368
taffeta, darling.
taffeta, sweetheart.
11/21/2005 06:46:04 PM · #369
Good Afternoon Miss Dubose... My, you look like a picture this afternoon.

He don't say a picture of what.
11/21/2005 06:58:38 PM · #370
"We're going to need a bigger boat"

"Someday this war going to end"

"You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?"
11/21/2005 07:11:44 PM · #371
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

11/21/2005 07:15:47 PM · #372
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
11/21/2005 07:41:18 PM · #373
"So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver in antici.......................................................................................
..............................................................................................pation.
11/21/2005 07:52:59 PM · #374
Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
11/21/2005 07:58:24 PM · #375
"Were gonna go inside, were gonna go outside, inside and outside. Were gonna get 'em on the run boys and once we get 'em on the run were gonna keep 'em on the run. And then were gonna go go go go go go and were not gonna stop til we get across that goalline. This is a team they say is....... is good, well I think were better than them. They cant lick us, so what do you say men? "

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