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11/19/2005 12:33:00 AM · #301
I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real; if it's out of the can then nothing.
11/19/2005 12:33:56 AM · #302
As you wish.
11/19/2005 12:35:59 AM · #303
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
11/19/2005 12:38:41 AM · #304
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain....
11/19/2005 12:39:49 AM · #305
Let's put another shrimp on the barbee!
11/19/2005 12:42:09 AM · #306
I'd agree with you if you were right....
11/19/2005 12:49:13 AM · #307
Well that's it boys, I been redeemed! The preacher done washed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight-and-narrow from here on out and Heaven everlasting's my reward!

Delmar what the Hell are you talkin' about? We got bigger fish to fry!
11/19/2005 12:54:32 AM · #308
In case you were picking pimples when they covered this in rehab, alcholism is a disease.
Yeah, yeah - You catch it from open bottles,
11/19/2005 12:55:44 AM · #309
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11/19/2005 12:55:57 AM · #310
I crap bigger turds than you
11/19/2005 01:03:03 AM · #311
The dingo's got my baby!.....
11/19/2005 01:33:12 AM · #312
Texas has a whorehouse in it...God have mercy on our souls!

(OK, so that's sung, not spoken...sue me.)
11/19/2005 01:37:11 AM · #313
In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
11/19/2005 01:38:11 AM · #314
The TRUTH, YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
11/19/2005 01:39:23 AM · #315
Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.
11/19/2005 01:59:28 AM · #316
Sometimes a man has to take a stand, even if he does it on his knees.
11/19/2005 07:30:27 AM · #317
Now let that be a lesson for the lot of ya - no chicken escapes from Tweedy's farm!
11/19/2005 07:34:20 AM · #318
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
11/19/2005 07:38:37 AM · #319
Another fine mess you got us into!

11/19/2005 10:34:13 AM · #320
Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
11/19/2005 01:16:51 PM · #321
Run Forrest, RUUUUUUN!!!
11/19/2005 01:35:30 PM · #322
Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.
11/19/2005 02:58:28 PM · #323
I wrote 63 songs this year. They're all about Joe. And I'm going to sing each and every one of them tonight.
11/19/2005 02:59:16 PM · #324
...Who is it?

It's Choi.

You're two hours late.

I know, it's her fault.

11/19/2005 03:02:20 PM · #325
That'll never be me, that'll never be me. That'll never be, never be me. NO... NO, NEVER, NEVER, EVER. And don't you EVER THINK IT.
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