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09/20/2005 10:24:36 PM · #1 |
Check out the newscasters face after...
Bush speaks |
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09/20/2005 10:27:14 PM · #2 |
ROFLMAO! Very funny - thanks for sharing yet another Bush faux pas. [And for those of you conservatives out there, yes, I laughed at Clinton & Kerry jokes too!]
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09/20/2005 11:07:45 PM · #3 |
Another Bushism. That is too funny.
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09/20/2005 11:24:04 PM · #4 |
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Here's a joke I got today that I found very funny!
>President Bush was visiting a primary school and he dropped in on one of
>the
>classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their
>meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the
>discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class
>for
>an example of a "tragedy."
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>One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
>farm,
>is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that
>would
>be a tragedy."
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>"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
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>A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
>over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
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>"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a
>great
>loss."
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>The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the
>room.
>"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
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>Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet
>voice
>he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a
>"friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
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>"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that
>would be a tragedy?"
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>"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
>wouldn't
>be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either."
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09/20/2005 11:48:09 PM · #5 |
OMG!!! ROFLMFAO!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Very funny (in my humble opinion)! Granted, based on the recent political survey I'm a screaming socialist, what else would you expect?!?! Teehee...
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09/23/2005 01:57:03 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by SJCarter:
ROFLMAO! Very funny - thanks for sharing yet another Bush faux pas. [And for those of you conservatives out there, yes, I laughed at Clinton & Kerry jokes too!]
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Did you laugh at Carter jokes too? ;^) |
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09/23/2005 01:59:00 PM · #7 |
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09/23/2005 02:09:42 PM · #8 |
Anyone see the Rumsfield - Rubics cube clip? I fell out of my chair when I seen it.
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09/23/2005 02:12:09 PM · #9 |
| Check out Bush on The daily Show's "Moment of Zen" when they repeat yesterday’s show. His illiteracy is unbelievable. |
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09/23/2005 02:24:28 PM · #10 |
Man that guy is a complete arsehole!!!! He's done more to damage world peace and mother nature than anyone else on earth.
His only saving grace is his hilarious cockups in front of the camera, reckon there will be a '101 favourite bushisms' DVD released before too long
That news reader is a comic genius, I am cracking up here after seeing how speachless he is. |
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09/23/2005 02:52:53 PM · #11 |
| Found too many links to post them individually. |
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09/23/2005 04:33:39 PM · #12 |
Which set of adjectives most closely resembles the attitudes of the current administration and their corporate cohorts?
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According to some links in the Christian Morality category, deadly sins are synonymous with cardinal sins and correspond with "certain aspects of human nature." They include the big seven -- pride, gluttony, lust, avarice, sloth, wrath, and envy (aka the horrible things Kevin Spacey's character did to his victims in the movie Seven). The seven deadly sins never appear as a list in the Bible, though some believe they can be found in the Gospel of Matthew. These sins are opposed by the seven virtues -- charity, meekness, zeal, generosity, moderation, chastity, and humility.
Message edited by author 2005-09-23 16:38:25. |
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09/24/2005 06:02:02 PM · #13 |
No Place for a Poet at a Banquet of Shame
By Sharon Olds
The Nation
Monday 19 September 2005
For reasons spelled out below, the poet Sharon Olds has declined to attend the National Book Festival in Washington, which, coincidentally or not, takes place September 24, the day of an antiwar mobilization in the capital. Olds, winner of a National Book Critics Circle Award and professor of creative writing at New York University, was invited along with a number of other writers by First Lady Laura Bush to read from their works. Three years ago artist Jules Feiffer declined to attend the festival's White House breakfast as a protest against the Iraq War ("Mr. Feiffer Regrets," November 11, 2002). We suggest that invitees to this year's event consider following their example.
- Editors, The Nation
Laura Bush
First Lady
The White House
Dear Mrs. Bush,
I am writing to let you know why I am not able to accept your kind invitation to give a presentation at the National Book Festival on September 24, or to attend your dinner at the Library of Congress or the breakfast at the White House.
In one way, it's a very appealing invitation. The idea of speaking at a festival attended by 85,000 people is inspiring! The possibility of finding new readers is exciting for a poet in personal terms, and in terms of the desire that poetry serve its constituents - all of us who need the pleasure, and the inner and outer news, it delivers.
And the concept of a community of readers and writers has long been dear to my heart. As a professor of creative writing in the graduate school of a major university, I have had the chance to be a part of some magnificent outreach writing workshops in which our students have become teachers. Over the years, they have taught in a variety of settings: a women's prison, several New York City public high schools, an oncology ward for children. Our initial program, at a 900-bed state hospital for the severely physically challenged, has been running now for twenty years, creating along the way lasting friendships between young MFA candidates and their students - long-term residents at the hospital who, in their humor, courage and wisdom, become our teachers.
When you have witnessed someone nonspeaking and almost nonmoving spell out, with a toe, on a big plastic alphabet chart, letter by letter, his new poem, you have experienced, close up, the passion and essentialness of writing. When you have held up a small cardboard alphabet card for a writer who is completely nonspeaking and nonmoving (except for the eyes), and pointed first to the A, then the B, then C, then D, until you get to the first letter of the first word of the first line of the poem she has been composing in her head all week, and she lifts her eyes when that letter is touched to say yes, you feel with a fresh immediacy the human drive for creation, 'self'-expression, accuracy, honesty and wit - and the importance of writing, which celebrates the value of each person's unique story and song.
So the prospect of a festival of books seemed wonderful to me. I thought of the opportunity to talk about how to start up an outreach program. I thought of the chance to sell some books, sign some books and meet some of the citizens of Washington, DC. I thought that I could try to find a way, even as your guest, with respect, to speak about my deep feeling that we should not have invaded Iraq, and to declare my belief that the wish to invade another culture and another country - with the resultant loss of life and limb for our brave soldiers, and for the noncombatants in their home terrain - did not come out of our democracy but was instead a decision made "at the top" and forced on the people by distorted language, and by untruths. I hoped to express the fear that we have begun to live in the shadows of tyranny and religious chauvinism - the opposites of the liberty, tolerance and diversity our nation aspires to.
I tried to see my way clear to attend the festival in order to bear witness - as an American who loves her country and its principles and its writing - against this undeclared and devastating war.
But I could not face the idea of breaking bread with you. I knew that if I sat down to eat with you, it would feel to me as if I were condoning what I see to be the wild, highhanded actions of the Bush Administration.
What kept coming to the fore of my mind was that I would be taking food from the hand of the First Lady who represents the Administration that unleashed this war and that wills its continuation, even to the extent of permitting "extraordinary rendition": flying people to other countries where they will be tortured for us.
So many Americans who had felt pride in our country now feel anguish and shame, for the current regime of blood, wounds and fire. I thought of the clean linens at your table, the shining knives and the flames of the candles, and I could not stomach it.
Sincerely,
Sharon Olds |
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09/24/2005 07:51:40 PM · #14 |
WHAT SENATOR JOHN GLENN SAID
There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January.That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq.
a. FDR led us into World War II.
b. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost ... an average of 112,500 per year.
c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea.North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost ... an average of 18,334 per year.
d John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us.
e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost .. an average of 5,800 per year.
f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions.
g. In the years since terrorists attacked us ,
President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran, and North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people.
The Democrats are complaining about how long the war is taking. But ...
It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.
We've been looking for evidence for chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.
It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick
It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida!!!!
Our Commander-In-Chief is doing a GREAT JOB!
The Military morale is high!
The biased media hopes we are too ignorant to realize the facts
JOHN GLENN (ON THE SENATE FLOOR) Mon, 26 Jan 2004 11:13
Some people still don't understand why military personnel do what they do for a living. This exchange between Senators John Glenn and Senator Howard Metzenbaum is worth reading. Not only is it a pretty impressive impromptu speech, but it's also a good example of one man's explanation of why men and women in the armed services do what they do for a living.
This IS a typical, though sad, example of what some who have never served think of the military.
Senator Metzenbaum (speaking to Senator Glenn):
"How can you run for Senate when you've never held a real job?"
Senator Glenn (D-Ohio): "I served 23 years in the United States Marine Corps.
I served through two wars. I flew 149 missions. My plane was hit by anti-aircraft fire on 12 different occasions. I was in the space program. It wasn't my checkbook, Howard; it was my life on the line. It was not a nine-to-five job, where I took time off to take the daily cash receipts to the bank."
"I ask you to go with me ... as I went the other day... to a veteran's hospital and look those men ... with their mangled bodies .. in the eye, and tell THEM they didn't hold a job!
You go with me to the Space Program at NASA and go, as I have gone, to the widows and Orphans of Ed White, Gus Grissom and Roger Chaffee... and you look those kids in the eye and tell them that their DADS didn't hold a job.
You go with me on Memorial Day and you stand in Arlington National Cemetery, where I have more friends buried than I'd like to remember, and you watch those waving flags
You stand there, and you think about this nation, and you tell ME that those people didn't have a job?
What about you?"
For those who don't remember ..
During W.W.II, Howard Metzenbaum was an attorney representing the Communist Party in the USA.
Now he's a Senator!
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you are reading it in English thank a Veteran.
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09/24/2005 08:04:25 PM · #15 |
Originally posted by David Ey:
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you are reading it in English thank a Veteran. |
I'm a tad curious about this last bit... why would Americans thank a veteran for this.... by your own admission... NO ONE ever attacked you.
Just a thought.
Ray
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09/24/2005 08:10:15 PM · #16 |
Originally posted by RayEthier:
Originally posted by David Ey:
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you are reading it in English thank a Veteran. |
I'm a tad curious about this last bit... why would Americans thank a veteran for this.... by your own admission... NO ONE ever attacked you.
Just a thought.
Ray |
Ray, I think you are a true gentleman.
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09/24/2005 09:51:59 PM · #17 |
Originally posted by frisca:
Ray, I think you are a true gentleman. |
So do I Ray, and you too Friska. One day you will understand but for now nothing will change your mind about America.
Message edited by author 2005-09-24 21:53:15. |
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09/24/2005 10:08:32 PM · #18 |
David... from your response it would seem you may have misconstrued my comments.
I can assure you that I have a nothing but admiration for the american people, and that I do know of the horrors of war, having had two of my brothers serve in Vietnam as members of the USMC.
That being said, I find it somewhat disheartening that so much time and effort is wasted on political rhetoric, when so much more could be gained by both sides of the political spectrum if only they could set aside their differences and deal with some of the more pressing matters at hand.
I certainly hope I never do change my mind about America as I perceive it to be a beacon of light in this troubled world. This being said, there is always room for improvement, even in the best of things.
I hope that this might clarify any wrongful perceptions you might have had regarding my submission.
Ray
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09/24/2005 10:12:23 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by RayEthier:
David... from your response it would seem you may have misconstrued my comments.
I can assure you that I have a nothing but admiration for the american people, and that I do know of the horrors of war, having had two of my brothers serve in Vietnam as members of the USMC.
That being said, I find it somewhat disheartening that so much time and effort is wasted on political rhetoric, when so much more could be gained by both sides of the political spectrum if only they could set aside their differences and deal with some of the more pressing matters at hand.
I certainly hope I never do change my mind about America as I perceive it to be a beacon of light in this troubled world. This being said, there is always room for improvement, even in the best of things.
I hope that this might clarify any wrongful perceptions you might have had regarding my submission.
Ray |
Well put, Ray, well put.
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09/24/2005 10:34:31 PM · #20 |
| It does Ray. We can learn much from our neighbors to the north. Cheers. |
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