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11/01/2004 11:36:21 PM · #1 |
There are 2 statues in a park; one is a handsome man and the other is a beautiful woman. The 2 statues have been looking at each other for over 50 years, and since they are statues all they can do is look.
An angel feels sorry for the statues and one day comes down from the sky and touches each statue with her wand. The 2 statues come to life and the angel says "I couldn't help but notice you two looking at each other all these years and not being able to do anything else so I have given you temporary life. You will be alive for the next 30 minutes and can do whatever you want during that time".
The statues both smiled and ran behind some bushes. For the next 20 minutes the angel could hear laughing, giggling, and shrieking coming from behind the bushes while the leaves were shaking madly. The 2 statues then came out from the bushes with happy contented grins on their faces.
The angel said "You don't have to come out yet; you still have 10 minutes to go.".
The man statue said "Oh boy, that's great!".
The woman statue said "Ok, this time YOU hold the pigeons and I'LL shit on their heads!". |
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11/01/2004 11:40:42 PM · #2 |
| OMG...that's great!!! LMAO |
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11/02/2004 12:32:50 AM · #3 |
Can't fool me... This is a thinly veiled political statement using pigeons to represent the voters and the statues are the political parties... The angel is obviously Ralph Nader...
Can't fool me :)
(yes I'm kidding, great joke :)
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