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10/14/2004 02:09:07 AM · #1 |
:)
Rule #1. If your forum signature consumes more bandwidth than the message attached to it, you will be banned until you reach puberty.
Rule #2. If your forum tag line graphics are hosted by servers that take 20 minutes to load a 1.5kb .gif file, you will be required to trade in your camera for a Barbie DigiCam.
Rule #3. If you request photograph critiques in any forum other than "Individual Photograph Discussion" your challenge scores will be lowered by 4 points.
Rule #4. If you post full sized photograps in forum threads rather than links or thumbnails, you will be forced to translate Zeuszen's forum posts into English for a period of 2 days.
That is all.
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10/14/2004 02:11:48 AM · #2 |
Great one before I go to bed! Thanks!
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10/14/2004 02:11:57 AM · #3 |
So under your rule proposal ?
do I break Rule#1 and Rule#2?
lol
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10/14/2004 02:12:24 AM · #4 |
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10/14/2004 02:40:42 AM · #5 |
rule #4 is way harsh, dood! isn't cruel and unusual punishment covered by the Geneva Convention???
(hugs) to zz ;)
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10/14/2004 02:42:28 AM · #6 |
Originally posted by sher9204:
rule #4 is way harsh, dood! isn't cruel and unusual punishment covered by the Geneva Convention???
(hugs) to zz ;) |
Yes, but those who post full size images are 'unlawful combatants' not prisoners of war so the convention doesn't apply. ;D
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10/14/2004 02:43:44 AM · #7 |
Originally posted by cpanaioti:
Originally posted by sher9204:
rule #4 is way harsh, dood! isn't cruel and unusual punishment covered by the Geneva Convention???
(hugs) to zz ;) |
Yes, but those who post full size images are 'unlawful combatants' not prisoners of war so the convention doesn't apply. ;D |
LOL...true. :)
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10/14/2004 02:45:32 AM · #8 |
I agree with all, but in all fairness (concerning #4), if they can not figure out how to post a link or thumb -- how are they going to translate his posts. :D (as if my posts are any clearer at times)
David
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10/14/2004 02:53:06 AM · #9 |
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10/14/2004 02:57:10 AM · #10 |
how big is a full sized photo?
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10/14/2004 02:58:55 AM · #11 |
Originally posted by zerocusa:
how big is a full sized photo? |
Bigger than this:
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10/14/2004 03:10:09 AM · #12 |
Originally posted by mk:
Originally posted by zerocusa:
how big is a full sized photo? |
Bigger than this:
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Uh oh...
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10/14/2004 03:22:14 AM · #13 |
Originally posted by jmsetzler:
:)
Rule #1. If your forum signature consumes more bandwidth than the message attached to it, you will be banned until you reach puberty.
Rule #2. If your forum tag line graphics are hosted by servers that take 20 minutes to load a 1.5kb .gif file, you will be required to trade in your camera for a Barbie DigiCam.
Rule #3. If you request photograph critiques in any forum other than "Individual Photograph Discussion" your challenge scores will be lowered by 4 points.
Rule #4. If you post full sized photograps in forum threads rather than links or thumbnails, you will be forced to translate Zeuszen's forum posts into English for a period of 2 days.
That is all. |
Sorry this does not meet the challenge IMHO.. 3
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10/14/2004 06:27:38 AM · #14 |
Rule #4. If you post full sized photograps in forum threads rather than links or thumbnails, you will be forced to translate Zeuszen's forum posts into English for a period of 2 days.
That is all. [/quote
OK I get the point..........some of us are just plain stupid. At least i'm not the only one ;-)
Problem corrected |
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10/14/2004 07:02:55 AM · #15 |
| someone was in a good mood today...heh |
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10/14/2004 07:46:31 AM · #16 |
LMFAO!
SETZ! Too funny. Especially rule 4. Though I think rule 2 is pretty funny. Rule 4 RULES. :D
Ok ok - mostly I just wanted to say LMFAO, but I was afraid I'd violate Rule 1.
:)
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10/14/2004 08:01:28 AM · #17 |
| Alas, rule # 4, to wandering eyes do glare, is such, I would suggest, a humorous, albeit harsh (as humans can be, nay are), proposal, in which the enforcement of such stated rule, as such, assumes, in great ways, that those who 'break', if not bend, a rule understand, as much as we are able to understand, what the heck he's saying, if we, that is humans, truly 'say' anything, or something, at all. |
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10/14/2004 09:58:03 AM · #18 |
Originally posted by thatcloudthere:
Alas, rule # 4, to wandering eyes do glare, is such, I would suggest, a humorous, albeit harsh (as humans can be, nay are), proposal, in which the enforcement of such stated rule, as such, assumes, in great ways, that those who 'break', if not bend, a rule understand, as much as we are able to understand, what the heck he's saying, if we, that is humans, truly 'say' anything, or something, at all. |
Just didn't want to violate rule #1, huh? :D
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10/14/2004 10:05:48 AM · #19 |
I'll keep on breaking rule #4....'cause I'm too retared to figure out how to do it with the thumbs...
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10/14/2004 10:10:33 AM · #20 |
Originally posted by Gil P:
I'll keep on breaking rule #4....'cause I'm too retared to figure out how to do it with the thumbs... |
Take a look at this tutorial: //dpchallenge.com/tutorial.php?TUTORIAL_ID=17
That should help you! :)
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10/14/2004 12:15:16 PM · #21 |
"No man is worth his sweat until he has laboured to make make himself obsolete." William Burroughs
It seems I'm getting closer to this dubious achievement.
You guys, of course, can't know that I have derived a meagre but, considering your overdue observations, just income from precisely translating the convoluted language which, so rampantly springs from minds which have become disconnected from the body. As an, albeit unhappily, employed steward of the language, I must regard it as my duty to lay to ruin an accustomed syntax before it may be restored to irrepressable coherence with the facts of life. Please accept my sincere apologies for the inconvenience I may have caused during reconstruction.
To compensate for the pain I must have caused not only the head but also the butt end of the recipients' person, temporary cicumstance and weltanschauung I have taken the liberty of offering these crude words as a substitute (ersatz) and as a morphine.
When you wake up from it all, the world will be new and fresh as the dawn. I will make no noise whatsoever, so the air and the water may move you to unknown pastures, green, gold or fulvid depending on the undisclosed investment of prospective absentee owners.
I will be waiting for you there, unarmed, naked and smiling.
:-)
Message edited by author 2004-10-14 12:16:24.
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10/14/2004 12:19:28 PM · #22 |
I love you zeuszen!
I'd hug you but you're naked... |
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10/14/2004 12:23:14 PM · #23 |
Originally posted by thatcloudthere:
I love you zeuszen!
I'd hug you but you're naked... |
If you want to take a pitcher, cloud, please, I implore you, leave the lens cap on.
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10/14/2004 12:27:33 PM · #24 |
Originally posted by zeuszen:
Originally posted by thatcloudthere:
I love you zeuszen!
I'd hug you but you're naked... |
If you want to take a pitcher, cloud, please, I implore you, leave the lens cap on. |
hehe...but then when I show everyone the picture of zeuszen they'll wonder why I was in the dark with a naked guy! |
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10/14/2004 12:44:16 PM · #25 |
Originally posted by jmsetzler:
Rule #4. If you post full sized photograp(h)s in forum threads rather than links or thumbnails, you will be forced to translate Zeuszen's forum posts into English for a period of 2 days.
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.....a most appropriate judicial sentencing guideline. I am always in favor of rehabilitating rather than punishing. |
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