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09/27/2004 03:42:14 PM · #1 |
As seen in an Anaheim, CA restaurant
(Joe's Crab Shack) this past weekend:
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09/27/2004 03:45:45 PM · #2 |
| Heheheheh... that's cute. Untrue at times, but cute nonetheless! ;o) |
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09/27/2004 04:04:51 PM · #3 |
Hmmm ... Texas ...
A man took a trip out West after a harrowing divorce proceeding. He stopped in a bar, and after a few drinks stated to no one in particular, "Lawyers are horses’ asses."
Hearing this, one of the locals spoke up: "Mister, watch what you say. You’re in horse country."
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What is the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
The vulture doesn’t take its wing-tips off at night.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
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A herd of buffalo is forced to eat a load of grass to make a pile of bullshit.
A lawyer forces you to eat a load of bullshit to MAKE a pile of grass ...
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One tramples you underfoot while charging non-stop. The other we wiped out in the 1800s. |
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09/27/2004 04:29:51 PM · #4 |
oh those silly California people are just jealous that they don't live in Texas ;) (ie anwhere in texas besides Dallas)
James
Message edited by author 2004-09-27 16:32:45.
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09/27/2004 04:32:04 PM · #5 |
As much as I wish I could, I don't have a hat, nor gun rack...
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09/27/2004 04:34:02 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by BradP:
As much as I wish I could, I don't have a hat, nor gun rack...
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Neither do I... um well not for the last 18 years or so
James
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