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02/21/2014 07:28:00 PM · #26 |
Originally posted by snaffles:
*glop glop glop*
Seeing that I'm in my late 40s, and that this is meant to be a Minimal challenge, I'm making sure I'm ready for it by setting my camera to soft focus in-camera, and applying LOTS of Vaseline....*glop glop* |
I guess you should probably specify where exactly you're glopping that Vaseline |
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02/21/2014 07:35:02 PM · #27 |
Originally posted by Mike:
show us the goods.
Note: minimal editing |
You. Are. Insane.
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02/21/2014 09:07:09 PM · #28 |
Originally posted by LanndonKane:
Originally posted by snaffles:
*glop glop glop*
Seeing that I'm in my late 40s, and that this is meant to be a Minimal challenge, I'm making sure I'm ready for it by setting my camera to soft focus in-camera, and applying LOTS of Vaseline....*glop glop* |
I guess you should probably specify where exactly you're glopping that Vaseline |
OK, here's a hint. Back in the olden days, before fancy sfx filters, skin smoothing etc, ageing celebs would be shot with a lens which had Vaseline smeared on its surface. So that's one way I could be using it....or....being  snaffles, I might, just might, apply it to my body instead and rely on the resulting glare to blank out the not-so-pretty areas (not that I have too much to worry about, even for an aged broad)...or possibly BOTH!!!! Use your imagination! |
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02/21/2014 10:12:57 PM · #29 |
A Word to the Wise:
If you decide to do the soft focus thing by smearing vaseline, DO IT ON A CHEAP FILTER, not on your lens. Yours truly made that mistake once, back in the paleolithic. Your's truly's boss (whose lens it was) was not amused. |
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02/21/2014 10:18:53 PM · #30 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
A Word to the Wise:
If you decide to do the soft focus thing by smearing vaseline, DO IT ON A CHEAP FILTER, not on your lens. Yours truly made that mistake once, back in the paleolithic. Your's truly's boss (whose lens it was) was not amused. |
What probably really set him off was when he developed all your nude selfies. |
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02/21/2014 10:43:02 PM · #31 |
Originally posted by bohemka:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
A Word to the Wise:
If you decide to do the soft focus thing by smearing vaseline, DO IT ON A CHEAP FILTER, not on your lens. Yours truly made that mistake once, back in the paleolithic. Your's truly's boss (whose lens it was) was not amused. |
What probably really set him off was when he developed all your nude selfies. |
No, I was the darkroom rat and the studio gopher, it was my first job in the biz. HE told me to "Vaseline up the 85!" assuming I'd know enough to do it on a filter. But hey, that's how we learn, right? |
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02/21/2014 11:10:06 PM · #32 |
>> Challenge Suggestions >> self portrait - nude
Now that would be a cold day in hades.
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02/21/2014 11:15:16 PM · #33 |
Trust me - even after my recent weight loss of 18 pounds, you do NOT want to see these goods
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02/21/2014 11:33:48 PM · #34 |
| Self portrait - nude = humor IV! |
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02/22/2014 06:46:09 AM · #35 |
| There's only ONE PERSON I would like to see enter this challenge. |
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02/22/2014 06:49:34 AM · #36 |
| As of yet there are no macro lenses for my gear. |
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02/22/2014 11:30:46 AM · #37 |
A GREAT day to shoot for the Politics challenge......it's getting hot in here. I need to go out in the snow. NAKED snow angels....... sizzzzzzzzzzzz
I just threw semi melted yellow SNOWMEN leftovers on your deserving faces. |
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02/22/2014 12:22:44 PM · #38 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
There's only ONE PERSON I would like to see enter this challenge. |
FINALLY, I've been here long enough to know what happens when I click on that....
Nice try, Ken :) |
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02/22/2014 01:16:04 PM · #39 |
If I could get enough bokeh in front, I might give it a try. (LOTS of bokeh.)
Message edited by author 2014-02-22 13:16:18. |
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02/22/2014 01:31:45 PM · #40 |
10 Exercises to Make You Look Good Naked
Personally, I'm shopping for a nude body suit ;)
Message edited by author 2014-02-22 13:37:06. |
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02/22/2014 01:53:36 PM · #41 |
| I see a rash of buys on those fun house mirrors... you know the ones that make you look like an hourglass shape and 10 feet tall :-) |
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02/22/2014 06:23:40 PM · #42 |
| Let's broaden it to include the whole family. |
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02/23/2014 03:38:58 AM · #43 |
After suffering through 31 days of self portraits maybe I could do something a little different for a change :D
ETA. Maybe something like that nude body suit mentioned by  Neil.
Message edited by author 2014-02-23 03:41:57. |
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02/23/2014 03:57:43 AM · #44 |
| Me naked? ..... What an awesome idea........................NOT |
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02/23/2014 04:12:19 AM · #45 |
| Hope this happens and all my training is not wasted. |
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02/23/2014 08:06:31 AM · #46 |
Been there, done that...
At least now I know how to make it better. |
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02/23/2014 10:44:21 AM · #47 |
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02/23/2014 12:39:40 PM · #48 |
| Are you freaking nuts!!!! NOOOOOO |
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02/23/2014 12:46:17 PM · #49 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
There's only ONE PERSON I would like to see enter this challenge. |
Your not getting me this time Art!!! |
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02/24/2014 02:00:19 PM · #50 |
| OK Mike you ol' perv, here you go.... enjoy! |
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