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09/04/2004 11:24:01 PM · #701 |
O,brains! Do you cook it or not? |
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09/04/2004 11:26:34 PM · #702 |
Laurie next time you go to the store instead...geesh the poor guy got lost on his way to the store and ended up on the runway at O'Hare.
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09/04/2004 11:27:56 PM · #703 |
I like these :)
Someone You Know?
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Got into the gene pool when the life guard wasn't looking.
A room temperature IQ.
A photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on.
A prime candidate for natural deselection.
Bright as Alaska in December.
During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
Fell out of the family tree.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
He's so dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered once a week.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
One neuron short of a synapse.
Was left on the Tilt-a-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
One sandwich short of a picnic |
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09/04/2004 11:35:29 PM · #704 |
Hey Laurie, want to play on my swing?
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09/04/2004 11:37:56 PM · #705 |
...so long as there's no "monkey business!" ;0) |
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09/04/2004 11:40:06 PM · #706 |
Mark you need a haircut and shave there. You are lookin a bit to hairy.
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09/04/2004 11:40:20 PM · #707 |
why Oct 01 ???
(inquiring minds need to know ;-) )
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09/04/2004 11:41:34 PM · #708 |
Originally posted by taterbug: why Oct 01 ???
(inquiring minds need to know ;-) ) |
huh? I'm lost...but that's not unusual.
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09/04/2004 11:41:58 PM · #709 |
Originally posted by taterbug: why Oct 01 ???
(inquiring minds need to know ;-) ) |
Well since I've been left out of the free study cause I'm not GOOD enough might as well keep this thread going til then...got to pass the time somehow..why else.
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09/04/2004 11:44:21 PM · #710 |
I'm still laughing.........:-Þ |
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09/04/2004 11:46:22 PM · #711 |
Laughing....Mark...you should be shaving! Geesh need some shaving cream and a razor for all that long armpit hair?
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09/04/2004 11:46:23 PM · #712 |
Anyone remember any of these classic cartoons?
- Grape Ape
- Hong Kong Phooey
- Captain Caveman
- Laffolympics
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09/04/2004 11:47:39 PM · #713 |
Or these shows:
The Electric Company (Morgan Freeman!)
New Zoo Revue
H.R. Puffinstuff
The Bugaloos (my personal favorite)
Sigmund the Sea Monster |
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09/04/2004 11:48:11 PM · #714 |
Originally posted by taterbug: Anyone remember any of these classic cartoons?
- Grape Ape
- Hong Kong Phooey
- Captain Caveman
- Laffolympics |
Adding to the list...
- Speed Buggy
- Mr. Magoo
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09/04/2004 11:49:37 PM · #715 |
oh geesh with this list of cartoons it's pretty obvious we are all thritysomething
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09/04/2004 11:49:42 PM · #716 |
Originally posted by OneSweetSin: Laughing....Mark...you should be shaving! Geesh need some shaving cream and a razor for all that long armpit hair? |
I wish I had that much lmao...to much Indian in me :-) |
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09/04/2004 11:53:07 PM · #717 |
Originally posted by OneSweetSin: oh geesh with this list of cartoons it's pretty obvious we are all thritysomething |
Get ready to turn 42 lol...and forgeting many things |
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09/04/2004 11:54:26 PM · #718 |
Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition and Louella has been charged with .....
Misdewiener
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09/04/2004 11:57:24 PM · #719 |
I feel terrible....I forgot about Speed Buggy, and I actually really liked that one a lot. :-(
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09/05/2004 12:18:27 AM · #720 |
Well..Kiddies...be nice to each other, I have to work tommorow..and in closing.. if, opinions were like aholes, everyone's got one and if aholes were like airplanes,,,this would be and airport.......hahahaha....just kidding,,,hahaha |
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09/05/2004 12:20:49 AM · #721 |
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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09/05/2004 12:22:33 AM · #722 |
I'm blue....da ba deee da ba dye...da ba DEEEEE da ba dye....
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09/05/2004 12:26:58 AM · #723 |
Originally posted by micknewton: What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes? Just a thought....
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09/05/2004 12:28:57 AM · #724 |
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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09/05/2004 12:29:55 AM · #725 |
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
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