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10/04/2011 03:36:01 PM · #26 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God! |
well since you have the same chainsaw that i have i was thinking more on the lines of Leatherface being your father...since he's so awesome!! |
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10/04/2011 03:39:44 PM · #27 |
Originally posted by o2bskating:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God! |
well since you have the same chainsaw that i have i was thinking more on the lines of Leatherface being your father...since he's so awesome!! |
Well, don't dig too deep or you might get burnt by the molten lava!
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10/04/2011 03:45:55 PM · #28 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by o2bskating:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God! |
well since you have the same chainsaw that i have i was thinking more on the lines of Leatherface being your father...since he's so awesome!! |
Well, don't dig too deep or you might get burnt by the molten lava! |
wouldn't mind that i'm freezing... |
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10/04/2011 03:58:20 PM · #29 |
My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword. My father took the job. He slaved a year before it was done.
The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price, my father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me these.
[strokes the scars on his cheeks]
I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Slippy. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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10/04/2011 04:09:51 PM · #30 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God! |
You've been drinking the chain oil haven't you? Look, I know you're really happy about your new toy, but for gods sake Slippy, you can't actually become a chainsaw just by drinking chain oil and huffing gasoline..
That'll just make you crazier,,,
Message edited by author 2011-10-04 16:11:51. |
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10/04/2011 04:22:18 PM · #31 |
Originally posted by Cory:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God! |
You've been drinking the chain oil haven't you? Look, I know you're really happy about your new toy, but for gods sake Slippy, you can't actually become a chainsaw just by drinking chain oil and huffing gasoline..
That'll just make you crazier,,, |
I like to be well lubricated.
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10/04/2011 04:25:32 PM · #32 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac. |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
I like to be well lubricated. |
Obviously a man who subscribes to the "premium channels".
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10/04/2011 04:35:35 PM · #33 |
Oh yeah, and... "Hell, Phil!" :-D
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10/04/2011 04:51:03 PM · #34 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
I like to be well lubricated. |
Between that and the leather chaps - Are you trying to tell us something Slippy? |
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10/04/2011 05:01:48 PM · #35 |
 lihp001,Hello (Hell!) Phil? Phil? Are you still there, Phil?
Uh, welcome to the chainsaw convention, aka DPC, on-a-good-day. |
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10/04/2011 05:26:05 PM · #36 |
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10/04/2011 05:28:08 PM · #37 |
Originally posted by Cory:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God! |
You've been drinking the chain oil haven't you? Look, I know you're really happy about your new toy, but for gods sake Slippy, you can't actually become a chainsaw just by drinking chain oil and huffing gasoline..
That'll just make you crazier,,, |
crazy is just a state of mind.... |
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10/04/2011 06:07:17 PM · #38 |
| Slippy, is Inigo Montoya your stage name?? |
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10/04/2011 11:28:34 PM · #39 |
| I typed to quick and didnt catch it... "Hello" everybody... LOL |
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10/04/2011 11:30:22 PM · #40 |
| But it really is the best thread title ever. Welcome to DPC! |
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10/04/2011 11:58:26 PM · #41 |
Originally posted by yakatme:
"Hell" to you too, Phil.
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Hehe.. I was wondering why you said that till I came home from work and noticed my misspelling.. LOL.. Thank you!
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10/05/2011 12:03:35 AM · #42 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Maybe you can hook me up with some free cable? |
Wish I could for everyone.. My dad was pissed when my company went all digital and his analog "black box" didnt work anymore.. No more free pay per view.. LOL |
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10/05/2011 12:05:46 AM · #43 |
Originally posted by SDW:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Maybe you can hook me up with some free cable? |
Very soon there the term "can you hook me up with some free cable" will be a thing of the past. And I mean very soon (at least here where I live). The company that makes voice ports for cable phone has already announced they are going to stop making them. At that point all Cable phone will be VOIP until total FO take over. Then they will be able to do anything and everything from the head-end. Some of which is down right spooky! |
Cant do it now.. your account has to have the serial number and mac id of the cable box or nothing will work.. |
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10/05/2011 12:06:28 AM · #44 |
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Originally posted by tanguera:
@ Slip - after THAT serenade...???... |
I'm just getting kinda TO'd. I mean, he hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. |
Oh god you dont want that from me.. the pic might burn your eyes.. LOL |
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10/05/2011 12:08:27 AM · #45 |
Originally posted by lihp001:
Originally posted by SDW:
Originally posted by Strikeslip:
Maybe you can hook me up with some free cable? |
Very soon there the term "can you hook me up with some free cable" will be a thing of the past. And I mean very soon (at least here where I live). The company that makes voice ports for cable phone has already announced they are going to stop making them. At that point all Cable phone will be VOIP until total FO take over. Then they will be able to do anything and everything from the head-end. Some of which is down right spooky! |
Cant do it now.. your account has to have the serial number and mac id of the cable box or nothing will work.. |
There's always a way :p |
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10/05/2011 12:10:04 AM · #46 |
Originally posted by LydiaToo:
You people are all scaring Phil. Stop it!
"Hell" back atcha, Phil!
Oh... okay... now that I've greeted him, you can all continue. But, I'm rolling my eyes... |
Hehe.. its quite hard to scare me.. LOL.. the only thing that scares me is when my if my computer breaks.. well maybe not.. gives me an excuse to build a new one.. LOL |
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10/05/2011 12:12:16 AM · #47 |
Originally posted by Kelli:
Hell Phil!
He ran for the hills! Come on guys, play nice! |
Hehe... oh now.. my cable guy shift id 1130a-800p or till whenever im done.. tonight I got home at 1030p so now im up for a little bit.. LOL.. cant run for the hills when I live on one.. LOL |
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10/05/2011 12:16:43 AM · #48 |
Thank you everybody for the welcome.. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.. unless that is the pizza..
I try to check the site on my phone when Im on lunch or have a break since i work the late shift, whch sucks..
Thanks again! |
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10/05/2011 08:56:47 AM · #49 |
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:
Originally posted by Kelli:
He ran for the hills! Come on guys, play nice! |
We are playing nice. Foul play is reserved for voting and commenting. |
Ummmm... when you're really sleepy... and you'rr just quickly skimming through responses... Somehow the words blend together.
Voting and commenting don't blend very well...
I read it as "Foul play is reserved for vomiting"...
Which I suppose works just as well. Spiff can be so poetic at times!
And why are you eating fuzzy pizza??? If it's green a fuzzy, I'd avoid it.
These words of wisdom are brought to you by, DPC and the number 8.
Message edited by author 2011-10-05 08:57:01. |
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10/05/2011 12:27:09 PM · #50 |
Originally posted by vawendy:
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:
Originally posted by Kelli:
He ran for the hills! Come on guys, play nice! |
We are playing nice. Foul play is reserved for voting and commenting. |
Ummmm... when you're really sleepy... and you'rr just quickly skimming through responses... Somehow the words blend together.
Voting and commenting don't blend very well...
I read it as "Foul play is reserved for vomiting"...
Which I suppose works just as well. Spiff can be so poetic at times!
And why are you eating fuzzy pizza??? If it's green a fuzzy, I'd avoid it.
These words of wisdom are brought to you by, DPC and the number 8. |
You crack me up, Wendy! |
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